School of Hogwarts
(to the tune of “Just Like a Pill” by P!nk.)
Harry’s lying here on the floor where they left him.
I think he’s had too much.
He’s crying here what have they done?
The Dursley’s thought it would be fun.
He can’t stay on Privet Drive, there’s a shortage in his friends.
He can’t stay with the Dursley’s ’cause they drive him round the bend.
He tried to go to the nurse again but she got freaked out.
He will have to get out of here,
He will have to run away with Hagrid.
To a school for wizards.
To a school were he is famous.
And he swears.
He’ll be a good wizard.
He’ll do his homework.
He’ll do what he should.
He hasn’t moved from Hogwarts where he likes it.
This must have been a good change.
All the other Muggles they were different,
But he never knew why!