School of Hogwarts

to the tune of “Just Like a Pill” by P!nk

Harry’s lying here on the floor where they left him
I think he’s had too much
He’s crying here, what have they done?
The Dursleys thought it would be fun.

CHORUS:
He can’t stay on Privet Drive,
There’s a shortage in his friends.
He can’t stay with the Dursleys,
‘Cause they drive him round the bend.
He tried to go to the nurse again,
But she got freaked out.
He will have to get out of here,
He will have to run away with Hagrid
To a school for wizards
To a school where he is famous
And he swears
He’ll be a good wizard
He’ll do his homework
He’ll do what he should.

He hasn’t moved from Hogwarts where he likes it
This must have been a good change
All the other Muggles, they were different
But he never knew why!

(CHORUS)

Catherine Lai

I have been a fan of Harry since 2000, a fan of MuggleNet since 2005, and a MuggleNet team member since 2013. I believe in the power of stories to bring people together, and nothing does that quite like Harry Potter. I live in Toronto, Canada.