Shock
Song Parodies

Shock

Shock

(to the tune of “Clocks” by Coldplay.)

DUMBLEDORE:
He lifted his wand and I can’t be saved,
Fear and wonder that floods my mind,
Have brought me down upon my knees,
Oh I beg, I beg and plead.

Tell me, why are you doin’ this crime?
Are you Voldy’s guy or mine?
And Snape, was this to you assigned?
Or are you really his kind?

HARRY:
Crying, boo whoo.
Boo whoo.

DUMBLEDORE:
Confusion that never stops,
Plots unfold and actions shock.
But where, do your loyalties lay?
And which master do you obey?

Crying, is this why we argued?
Is this, what you didn’t want to do?
Was this, done with my consent?
Or was this Voldemort’s intent?

HARRY:
Cryin’, boo whoo.
Boo whoo.
Boo whoo.
Boo whoo.

Boo whoo.
Boo whoo.

Oh, nothing else compares.
Oh, nothing else compares.
And nothing else compares.

Boo whoo.
Boo whoo.

No, no, but I still need your help!
No, no, but I still need to know!
No, no, but I still need your help!
No, no, but I still need you now!

Submitted by: Laura Venzke

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