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Smells Like Neville’s Blood
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Smells Like Neville’s Blood

Smells Like Neville’s Blood

(to the tune of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana.)

Stunning spells
Death Eaters send
Is it fun to lose?
I’ll just pretend
Voldemort
Is self-assured
Oh no, I don’t know
The prophecy I just heard

Hello, Ron, talk, are you ok?
Hermione’s been struck, Luna’s crazy
Neville is hurt, Ginny’s in need
Ron, we need you, get up, help us, please

With Dumbledore it’s less dangerous
Here we are now
Come and save us
Neville’s bloodied, panic’s contagious
Here we are now
Come and save us
Avada Kedavra
Crucio
Prior Incantato
Sirius-NO!!!

I’m alive, still called Scarhead
And for this I am a marked man
Our little group has always been
Just Ron, Hermione and Me

Hello, Ron, talk, are you ok?
Hermione’s been struck, Luna’s crazy
Neville is hurt, Ginny’s in need
Ron, we need you, get up, help us, please

With Dumbledore it’s less dangerous
Here we are now
Come and save us
Neville’s bloodied, panic’s contagious
Here we are now
Come and save us
Avada Kedavra
Crucio
Prior Incantato
Sirius-NO!!!

And I forget
Just why I try
Oh yes, I guess Sirius me cry
I found it hard
It was hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

Hello, Ron, talk, are you ok?
Hermione’s been struck, Luna’s crazy
Neville is hurt, Ginny’s in need
Ron, we need you, get up, help us, please

With Dumbledore it’s less dangerous
Here we are now
Come and save us Neville’s bloodied, panic’s contagious
Here we are now
Come and save us
Avada Kedavra
Crucio
Prior Incantato
Sirius-NO!!!
Now I’m in denial
In denial
In denial…

Submitted by: Thea

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