Squib (Mr. Filch’s Sad Song)
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Squib (Mr. Filch’s Sad Song)

Squib (Mr. Filch’s Sad Song)

(to the tune of “Creep” by Radiohead.)

When you were here before,
Couldn’t look you in the eye.
You’re just like a wizard,
Your talent makes me cry,
You cast charms so quickly,
But I use Kwikspell.
And I wish I was special,
Like Harry, he’s special.

But I’m a Squib, I’m like Muggle.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here…

I don`t care if I’m cruel,
I want to have control.
I want to be a wizard,
I want to have a wand.
I want Albus to teach me,
Some simple spells.
He’s so very special.
I wish I was special.

I’m suffering again.
I’m running out….

Run, run, run, rrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuun…

Whatever makes me happy,
Whatever I want,
Is to be a wizard,
A very good wizard.

Submitted by: Parvati

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