Squib (Mr. Filch’s Sad Song)

to the tune of “Creep” by Radiohead

When you were here before,
Couldn’t look you in the eye.
You’re just like a wizard,
Your talent makes me cry,
You cast charms so quickly,
But I use Kwikspell.
And I wish I was special,
Like Harry, he’s special.

But I’m a Squib, I’m like Muggle.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here…

I don`t care if I’m cruel,
I want to have control.
I want to be a wizard,
I want to have a wand.
I want Albus to teach me,
Some simple spells.
He’s so very special.
I wish I was special.

I’m suffering again.
I’m running out….

Run, run, run, rrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuun…
Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn…

Whatever makes me happy,
Whatever I want,
Is to be a wizard,
A very good wizard.

Submitted by: Parvati