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Stupid Little Scar

Stupid Little Scar

(to the tune of “Stupid Little Love” by Fefe Dobson.)

It’s just a stupid little scar, Ron
It’s just a stupid little
It’s just a stupid little scar, Ron

Harry knows

Just a scar!
Just a curse, just a scar!

His daddy was a clown like you
‘Long with his friends, they’re jokers too
His mommy was the opposite
She’s Head Girl, and real quiet
Hey can’t you see that his face glows
Whenever he’s at the Burrow?
Hermione helps him with his tests
She feels his pain, heart ripped from chest

Your friendship is taxing
But Ron, don’t make a scene
Don’t hold a grudge just ’cause Harry can hiss!

It’s just a stupid little scar, Ron
(Summers at Dursleys’ home)
Just a stupid little scar, Ron
(no friends or garden gnomes)

So just calm down, ’cause Harry don’t hate you!

Just a scar!
Just a curse, just a scar!

He’s seeker on the quidditch team
And at night, he gets freaky dreams
Poor Harry, got no Dad or Ma
His godfather runs from the law
At the seams, his life’s frayed
Fight Voldy again to-day
So don’t get all emotional ’bout this
It’s just a stupid little scar, Ron
(Summers at Dursleys’ home)
Just a stupid little scar, Ron
(Don’t call his uncle’s phone)

So just calm down, ’cause Harry don’t hate you!

Just a scar!
Just a curse, just a scar!

Remember when you took your dad’s car for a flight?
(When you broke the Howler’s seal?)
At the Quidditch cup when the Dark Mark lit up the night?
(When you had just arrived first year?)
And on the train when Harry bought all those sweets?

And then Draco came over to say
(What a pain)Hey…(what a pain)
Hey…(What a pain!)

Oh! Dear Ron!

Harry knows

At the seams, his life’s frayed
He just needs to get away

So just calm down, ’cause Harry don’t hate you!

It’s just a stupid little scar, Ron
(Summers at Dursleys’ home)
Just a stupid little scar, Ron
(You say your friendship’s gone)

So just calm down, ’cause Harry don’t hate you!

Just a curse, just a scar!

It’s just a stupid little scar, Ron
So just calm down ’cause Harry don’t hate you!

Submitted by: Abbie Bristol

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