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Tik Tok (H.P.)

Tik Tok (H.P.)

(to the tune of “Tik Tok” by Ke$ha.)

Wake up in the mornin feelin’ like H.P
Grab my glasses, I’m out the door
I’m’a hit Diagon Alley
Before I leave,
Check for Peeves who be talkin’ smack
Cause’ when I leave for the night,
might not be comin back

I’m talkin’ wands with magic
Glows Glows
Takin’ down all our
Foes Foes
I be whinin’ bout all my woes woes
snap and slide

Hermione’s solving every
Glitch Glitch
Ron wishes that he were
Rich Rich
Favorite part is when Molly gets…witch..y…

Don’t stop, make ‘em pop
Order feed em death all night
Tonight, Imma fight
Til’ we seen the green light
Ron: “Wait What?”
Tik Tok on the clock
Did I die or did i Naw-aht.
Expeli-eli-armus
Expeli-eli-armus

Don’t Stop! Make ‘em pop
Order feed em death all night
Tonight, Imma fight
Harry: “Most likely die, but that’s alright”
Tik Tok on the clock
Did I die or did I Naw-awt
Expeli-eli-armus
Expeli-eli armus

Ain’t got a chance in the world, but got plenty of clues
Actually that was I lie, cuz yeah I’m basically screwed
And now the dudes are linin up cuz that’s what Voldy said
But we got a fightin’ chance cuz we still got Fred!
-explosion in distance-
Harry: “Crap.”

I’m talkin bout everybody gettin’
Crunk Crunk
Boys trying to touch my
Junk Junk
Gonna smack him if he gettin too-“DOBBY Nooooooo!!”
Now, Now we goin til they take us out out
Bella shut us down down
Lestrange take us down down.
Vo-Vo shut us down.

Don’t stop! Make ‘em pop
Order feed em death alright
Tonight, Imma fight
Til’ we seen the green light
Tik Tok on the clock
Was I dead or was I nawh-awt?
Expeli-eli-armus
Expeli-eli-armus

Voldy, you built me up
You brought me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah you got me.

With my hands up
You got me now
You won that round
Yeah you got me

Voldy you built me up
You took me down!
My hear it pounds
Yeah you got me

With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up!

There’s no way you’ll win, cuz I’m H.P.!

Don’t stop! Make ‘em pop
Order feed em death alright
Tonight, Imma fight
Til’ we seen the green light
Tik Tok on the clock
Was I dead or was I nawh-awt?
Expeli-eli-armus
Expeli-eli-armus

Submitted by: Alyssa

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