Tik Tok (H.P.)

to the tune of “Tik Tok” by Ke$ha

Wake up in the mornin’ feelin’ like H.P
Grab my glasses, I’m out the door
Imma hit Diagon Alley
Before I leave,
Check for Peeves, who be talkin’ smack
Cause’ when I leave for the night,
Might not be comin’ back

I’m talkin’ wands with magic glows, glows
Takin’ down all our foes, foes
I be whinin’ bout all my woes, woes
Snap and slide

Hermione’s solving every glitch, glitch
Ron wishes that he were rich, rich
Favorite part is when Molly gets…witch..y…

Don’t stop, make ’em pop
Order, feed em death all night
Tonight, Imma fight
‘Til we see the green light
Ron: “Wait What?”
Tick-tock on the clock
Did I die or did I no-ot
Expeli-eli-armus
Expeli-eli-armus

Don’t stop! Make ’em pop
Order, feed em death all night
Tonight, Imma fight
Harry: Most likely die, but that’s alright.”
Tick-tock on the clock
Did I die or did I no-ot
Expeli-eli-armus
Expeli-eli armus

Ain’t got a chance in the world, but got plenty of clues
Actually, that was I lie, cuz yeah I’m basically screwed
And now the dudes are linin’ up, ’cause that’s what Voldy said
But we got a fightin’ chance, ’cause we still got Fred!
[explosion in distance]
Harry: “Crap.”

I’m talkin’ bout everybody gettin’ crunk, crunk
Boys trying to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he gettin’ too- “DOBBY Nooo!”
Now, now we goin’ ’til they take us out out
Bella, shut us down, down
Lestrange, take us down, down.
Vo-Vo shut us down.
Don’t stop! Make ’em pop
Order, feed ’em death, alright
Tonight, Imma fight
‘Til we see the green light
Tick-tock on the clock
Was I dead or was I no-ot?
Expeli-eli-armus
Expeli-eli-armus

Voldy, you built me up
You brought me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me.

With my hands up
You got me now
You won that round
Yeah, you got me

Voldy, you built me up
You took me down!
My heart, it pounds
Yeah you got me

With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up!

There’s no way you’ll win, cuz I’m H.P.!

Don’t stop! Make ’em pop
Order, feed ’em death alright
Tonight, Imma fight
‘Til we see the green light
Tick-tock on the clock
Was I dead or was I no-ot?
Expeli-eli-armus
Expeli-eli-armus

Submitted by: Alyssa