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Tom Will Shock You

Tom Will Shock You

(to the tune of “We Will Rock You” by Queen.)

Riddle, you’re a boy, go to Hogwarts
Study in the school, gonna be a great wizard some day
Got your muggle dad’s face
You big disgrace
Castin’ your spells all over the place

Singin’
‘Tom will, Tom will shock you!
Tom will, Tom will shock you!’

Riddle, you’re a young man, bad man
Got a new name, gonna take on the world some day
Opened Slytherin’s place
You big disgrace
Wavin’ your wand all over the place

‘Tom will, Tom will shock you!’
Singin’
‘Tom will, Tom will shock you!’

Riddle, you’re an old man, weak man
Killing for some life, gonna cheat even death some day
You ain’t got no face
You big disgrace
A baby went and put you back into your place

‘Tom will, Tom will shock you!’
Singin’
‘Tom will, Tom will shock you!’
Everybody
‘Tom will, Tom will shock you!
Tom will, Tom will shock you!’
Alright!

Submitted by: Erin

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