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VoldyBack

VoldyBack

(to the tune of “Song Title” by Artist.)

WORMTAIL:
I’m bringing Voldy back, yeah
Them other Death Eaters don’t know how to act, yeah
Harry thinks he’s special ’cause what’s on his head, yeah
But if he turns around then I’ll kick his butt, yeah

(Take ‘em to the graveyard)
Gorgeous Voldy
You see my silver hand
Oh, I’m your slave
I was there with you in the graveyard
It’s because no one makes me feel this way
(Take ‘em back to Hogwarts)

CHORUS:

HARRY:
Come here, sir

DUMBLEDORE:
Go ahead, be gone with it

HARRY:
Dumbledore

DUMBLEDORE:
Go ahead, be gone with it

HARRY:
Someone’s dead

DUMBLEDORE:
Go ahead, be gone with it

HARRY:
Cedric’s dead

DUMBLEDORE:
Go ahead, be gone with it

HARRY:
He just killed him

DUMBLEDORE:
Go ahead, be gone with it

HARRY:
He couldn’t touch my face

DUMBLEDORE:
Go ahead, be gone with it

HARRY:
But now he can

DUMBLEDORE:
Go ahead, be gone with it

HARRY:
He is alive

DUMBLEDORE:
Go ahead, be gone with it

HARRY:
‘Cause He is back

DUMBLEDORE:
Go ahead, be gone with it

HARRY:
Voldemort is back

DUMBLEDORE:
Go ahead, be gone with it
(6x)
Fudge: He really isn’t back

(END CHORUS)

HARRY:
I’m bringing Cedric back, yeah
Them so-called prefects don’t know how to act, yeah
I have to make up for the things they lack, yeah
So I’d better hurry up and bring him back, yeah
(Take him to his senses)

SNAPE:
Crazy Harry
You see my dark mark
I was his slave
You cannot bring Cedric back again
Avada Kedavra is way too strong

(CHORUS)

HARRY:
I can’t bring Cedric back, yeah
Even Hermione didn’t know a spell, yeah
She’s Ron’s girl but he’s better watch his back, yeah
‘Cause Krum loves her and he’s a superstar, yeah
(Take ‘em back to Hogwarts)

(CHORUS)

Submitted by: Amy

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