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Weak n’ Bold

Weak n’ Bold

(to the tune of “Hot n’ Cold” by Katy Perry.)

You’ve got a scar
So we know who you are
Yeah you got no folks,
So we all make up jokes
Well you’re pretty hot
Oh wait – no you’re not.
I should know, because Ginny has no taste.

‘Cause you’re weak then you’re bold
You tripped so I LOL’d
You want all the girls
And some of the guys
Then you’re teacher’s like, wow,
“You have your mum’s eyes”
You live at you’re school,
(NERD) I mean… cool.
Go and kill Voldemort, yeah.
Then do something about your hair.
You play too much Quidditch
I think it’s your fetish
But you’re still my bestie
Even though you’re festy

You like to roar,
‘Cause you’re in Gryffindor.
Yeah you speak to snakes
And sit by the lake.
That ghost, in the loo,
Has a thing for you.
Yeah I know, and so does the whole school.

‘Cause you’re weak then you’re bold
You tripped so I LOL’d
You want all the girls
And some of the guys
Then you’re teacher’s like, wow,
“You have your mum’s eyes”
You live at you’re school,
(NERD) I mean… cool.
Go and kill Voldemort, yeah.
Then do something about your hair.
You play too much Quidditch
I think it’s your fetish
But you’re still my bestie
Even though you’re festy
Someone, call the nurse,
I think that Katie’s been cursed
In the toilet of the Three Broomsticks,
That’s a pretty nasty trick…

You’ve got a scar,
So we know who you are…

‘Cause you’re weak then you’re bold
You tripped so I LOL’d
You want all the girls
And some of the guys
Then you’re teacher’s like, wow,
“You have your mum’s eyes”
You live at you’re school,
(NERD) I mean… cool.

‘Cause you’re weak then you’re bold
You tripped so I LOL’d
You want all the girls
And some of the guys
Then you’re teacher’s like, wow,
“You have your mum’s eyes”
You live at you’re school,
(NERD) I mean… cool.
Go and kill Voldemort, yeah.
Then do something about your hair.
You play too much Quidditch
I think it’s your fetish.
But you’re still my bestie.
Even though you’re festy.

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