Weak n’ Bold

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to the tune of “Hot n’ Cold” by Katy Perry

You’ve got a scar
So we know who you are
Yeah, you’ve got no folks,
So we all make up jokes
Well you’re pretty hot
Oh wait – no you’re not
I should know, because Ginny has no taste

‘Cause you’re weak, then you’re bold
You tripped, so I LOL’d
You want all the girls
And some of the guys
Then your teacher’s like, wow,
“You have your mum’s eyes”
You live at your school
(NERD) I mean… cool
Go and kill Voldemort, yeah
Then do something about your hair
You play too much Quidditch
I think it’s your fetish
But you’re still my bestie
Even though you’re festy

You like to roar,
‘Cause you’re in Gryffindor
Yeah, you speak to snakes
And sit by the lake
That ghost in the loo,
Has a thing for you
Yeah, I know, and so does the whole school

‘Cause you’re weak, then you’re bold
You tripped, so I LOL’d
You want all the girls
And some of the guys
Then you’re teacher’s like, wow,
“You have your mum’s eyes”
You live at your school
(NERD) I mean… cool
Go and kill Voldemort, yeah
Then do something about your hair
You play too much Quidditch
I think it’s your fetish
But you’re still my bestie
Even though you’re festy

Someone call the nurse,
I think that Katie’s been cursed
In the toilet of the Three Broomsticks,
That’s a pretty nasty trick…

You’ve got a scar,
So we know who you are…

‘Cause you’re weak, then you’re bold
You tripped, so I LOL’d
You want all the girls
And some of the guys
Then you’re teacher’s like, wow,
“You have your mum’s eyes”
You live at your school
(NERD) I mean… cool

‘Cause you’re weak, then you’re bold
You tripped, so I LOL’d
You want all the girls
And some of the guys
Then you’re teacher’s like, wow,
“You have your mum’s eyes”
You live at your school
(NERD) I mean… cool
Go and kill Voldemort, yeah
Then do something about your hair
You play too much Quidditch
I think it’s your fetish
But you’re still my bestie
Even though you’re festy

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