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CC #376: Week of January 26, 2014

CC #376: Week of January 26, 2014

Week of January 26, 2014

Death Eater: Accio Harry Potter!
Harry: Hey! No cheating…
-Ash

Snatcher 1: Nice neighborhood.
Snatcher 2: Yeah, it is. You should get a place here.
Snatcher 1: Alright. *Walks up to a house* Hi, I’m here from the bank. I’m afraid you have to leave.
-Josh

‘Next, on When Silhouettes Attack…
-Troi

The game of Death Eater Tag was getting intense.
-Sam

Death Eater: ‘Is that Harry Potter? Do we have to chase him? It’s so cold… and look at all this snow! I forgot my scarf, and I don’t want to get sick. I’m just gonna go back inside…’
-Nora

Death Eater: What are you doing here?
Harry: I just came to get a Hogsmeade postmark on some postcards…
Death Eater: Why didn’t you do that when the Islands of Adventure park was open?
Harry: Well, I bought the postcards here, but they don’t sell stamps, and they won’t postmark them without stamps…
Death Eater: So you thought you’d bypass the rules? Well let me tell you, those rules were specially designed by the Dark Lord himself to frustrate tourists, and I will not let you flout them. Adava Kedavra!
-Glen

Snatcher 1: We’re off to see the wizard. The wonderful wizard of Oz.
Snatcher: We’re not seeing the wizard.
Snatcher 1: But we’re on the Yellow Brick Road.
Snatcher 2: It’s only yellow because of the light.
Snatcher 1: Don’t rob me of this moment.
-Josh

Death Eater: Marco!
Harry and Ron: *In unison* Polo!
Hermione: You idiots! You just gave away our position! No wonder you weren’t sorted into Ravenclaw…
-The Impossible Girl

Death Eater 1: Randolph, I’ve just noticed something…
Death Eater 2: These blood-traitors are all cowards.
Death Eater 1: Have you looked at our tattoos recently?
Death Eater 2: Our tattoos?
Death Eater 1: The tattoos on our arms, have you looked at them?
Death Eater 2: What? No. A bit.
Death Eater 1: They’ve got skulls on them. Have you noticed that our tattoos have actually got little pictures of skulls on them?
Death Eater 2: Uh, I don’t…
Death Eater 1: Randolph… are we the baddies?
-Sam

Playing Hide and Seek gets extreme when a player has an Invisibility Cloak…
-The Impossible Girl

‘Someone just Apparated in, and they landed square on my cat’s tail! When I find them, it’s nosebleed nougat for a week straight!’
-Roger S.

Voldemort was running towards Carl, yelling louder than ever, even louder than when he touched Harry in the graveyard some years back. Not until then, did Carl realize that it was HIS Nokia that went off during Voldemort’s dramatic speech.
-Naz

Newt Scamander: Look, I found a creature!
Man: Woooo, I’m pretending to be a creature!
Fans were disappointed by how low-budget the ‘Fantastic Beasts’ movie turned out to be.
-Sam

Death Eater: ’47… 48… 49… 50! Ready or not, here I come! *Turns around* Ugh! Dolohov! You’re supposed to hide, you moron!’
-Brynn

‘Bloody polar vortex. We’ll never find them in this!’
-Bryon

Guy with Wand: Stop! Do you smell that?
Other Guy: Yeah. Smells like… a ginger!
-Ryan

‘There they are! Crucio! *Nothing happens* Crucio. *Nothing happens* Oh, wait. My wand is still on Safety Mode…’
-Josh

Death Eater: Come out, and we’ll give you candy!
Ron: *Standing up* Did he say ‘candy’?
Harry and Hermione: *pull Ron back down*
-Sam

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