CC #378: Week of February 9, 2014


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Aberforth: ‘Would you believe I’m Katy Perry?’
-Josh


Aberforth: ‘…and after the Death Eaters drove away Hogsmeade’s only barber, I just let myself go.’
-Glen


Aberforth: At last, I get to meet the famous Harry Potter! Wait, you’re not a goat?
Harry: I think your brother told you that to make you more interested in meeting me.
Aberforth: Probably. I do love goats.
-Sam


Aberforth: ‘Do not fight, Harry. Fighting and stress makes you look older. I am only 25.’
-Josh


Aberforth: ‘It started as a bet between Albus and I to see who could go the longest without shaving or cutting our hair. I’d happily get a military cut tomorrow, but then he’d win…’
-Glen


Ron: What are you talking about?!
Aberforth: Important stuff for the Order. Nothing that would interest you.
Ron: You’re making fun of the Chudley Cannons, aren’t you?!
*Pause*
Harry: Maybe.
Aberforth: Sort of.
Harry: Yeah.
-Sam


Aberforth: They took it all away from me. My house with pool, private tennis court, 5-car-garage, my pets, my paintings worth millions, my butlers, maids, housekeepers, gardeners, everything.
Harry: Those Death Eaters can be brutal.
Aberforth: No, no, it wasn’t that lot. It was my ex-wife’s lawyers…
-Josh


Harry: Look at that sarcophagus! It’s so lifelike!
Aberforth: I’m real, and alive, you twit!
Ron: A talking sarcophagus… that’s some magic!
-Biff


Aberforth: ‘All right. I’ll let you into the castle, but I warn you: this is your last chance to prevent the epilogue where you name your son ”Albus Severus”.’
-Sam


Aberforth: ‘Two beautiful wizards stand before me. But I only have one photo in my hand. The winner of Hogsmeade’s Next Top Model is…’
-Chaz


Aberforth: Things are going well for me. I met a woman, moved in with her for a few months. But then she kicked me out.
Harry: What happened?
Aberforth: She found out I was there.
-Josh


Aberforth: I just hope the Fantastic Beasts movie will have goats in it.
Harry: I don’t think goats count as fantastic beasts.
Aberforth: They’re fantastic to me. I would trade a dozen dragons for one goat.
Harry: Why don’t you just buy yourself a goat?
Aberforth: I would, but the judge was very clear on that point.
-Sam


Aberforth: *Over-dramatically* The death toll is catastrophic! We must bow to their wishes. Your Highness… Please tell us what to do! If you can hear us, Your Highness, you must contact me.
Harry: That was too much. I see why you didn’t get the role.
-Josh

 

 

 

 


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