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CC #380: Week of February 23, 2014

CC #380: Week of February 23, 2014

Week of February 23, 2014

Boy: This is *inaudible* – over.
Radio: Who?
Boy: This is… Hogwarts calling.
Radio: Sorry, who’s this?
Boy: Er – I don’t know. Seriously, who am I?
-Nora

Nigel: ‘I have a line in this movie, I repeat, I have a line! And now it’s over…’
-Sam

Nigel: ‘I’ve just deciphered what it says behind me. It says, watch an all-new Ally McBeal tonight at 8/9c. Blimey… how old is this board?’
-Josh

‘Someone save me. Neville wants me to take care of his plants!’
-Elsje

Boy: ‘Would you like fries with that?’
-Nora

Nigel: *Talking in code* Lightning has struck, I repeat, lightning has struck!
Harry: All right!
Nigel: And the library book has been returned!
Hermione: I take it that’s me.
Nigel: We’ve also gotten the ugly, red-headed rag doll back!
Ron: Hey, wait a minute!
-Sam

Nigel: ‘We have monsters everywhere, giant spiders. Even ogres. Please, if Scooby Doo and Mystery Inc. can hear us. Help us.’
-Josh

Intercom: ‘Professor Sprout. Please come and fetch your… Well… we don’t know what to call it here. Let’s say, your plant with warts on it.’
-Elsje

His invention worked, but Nigel just couldn’t find anyone who wanted a Human Breath-Powered Mega Lightbulb.
-Sam

Boy: ‘Day 134 in the Room of Requirement. I’ve pricked myself on the Mimbulus Mimbletonia again. It caused a row because Neville refused to get rid of it. 3 people were killed as a result. Our stash of Cauldron Cakes is running low. The end is nigh.’
-Nora

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