CC #383: Week of March 16, 2014
Week of March 16, 2014
The trio was surprised to discover that Voldemort’s last Horcrux was the HBO satellite.
Hermione: ISS to Houston. Over.
NASA: ISS this is Houston. What do you need? Over.
Hermione: Any chance I could get a pizza? Over.
NASA: Umm, that would take about two days to get there. Over.
Hermione: So I won’t have to pay for it. Sweet…
Hermione: See, Ron, I TOLD you the Earth was round.
Ron: All right… I guess I owe you five Galleons.
Harry: Ron thought the Earth was flat?
Hermione: Cube, actually.
Hermione: ‘I’m never drinking with Richard Branson again.’
One small step for Hermione… one giant leap for Bookworm kind…
-The Doctor’s Daughter
Hermione: Mayday. Mayday.
NASA: What’s wrong?
Hermione: Nothing. I am celebrating May Day.
Draco finally got Hermione Granger and a rocket ship.
Hermione: *Freaks out after Sleep-Apparating.*
Hermione: OK. We’ve finally made it to the Chinese Space Station. It took a lot of time and effort, but there is no way You-Know-Who can find us here. This is a foolproof plan.
Harry: Yeah! There is no way Vol-
Harry: -demort can find us now.
Voldemort: *Appears* Aha!
Hermione: Harry, you fool!
Hermione: ‘Hmm. I have Plants vs. Zombies on this display module.’
If Alfonso Cuaron had directed Harry Po… oh, wait, never mind…
‘…To boldly Disapparate where no witch has Disapparated before!’
‘You have to admit, it was a pretty smart move by Voldemort to hide one of his Horcruxes in orbit.’
‘Wow. You really do need to speak clearly when using Floo Powder.’
Ron: *Voice-over* Hermione. Come in, Hermione.
Hermione: Yes, Ron.
Ron: I don’t know where you are, but I need help with this Potions essay.
Hermione: ‘Come in, Star Command…’
-The Doctor’s Daughter.
Emma: ‘I guess I am safe from the flood…’
‘Let’s see. What book had the instructions for this assembly? Ah, yes. Space Stations, A History.‘
‘Fine, Harry, you can’t just take my word for it? I will go and prove that Europa’s covered in ice and not mice…’
Hermione: They say in space, no one can hear you if you scream. AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.
NASA: Will you be quiet!
Hermione: My bad.
Space Suit: $10,000
Space Watch: $500
Finally not being able to hear Ron and Lavender kissing: Priceless
-The Doctor’s Daughter