CC #389: Week of June 8, 2014

Week of June 8, 2014

[divider] It took Harry a while to notice that a few people had walked in on his snogging session with Ginny.
[divider] ‘We heard there was food.’
[divider] Kingsley: ‘This party’s over!’ *Pulls out lightsaber*
[divider] Bellatrix: And on the red corner, here is Kingsley Shacklebolt, and his second… wait… you can’t have that many seconds!
Kingsley: Yeah, like Voldemort won’t swarm us with Death Eaters when he loses…
[divider] What shows up at your door if you attack J.K. Rowling over Twitter for her opposition to Scottish Independence.
[divider] Ron: *Off-screen* ‘Harry, five Euros says you can’t pick up the 7/10 split…’
[divider] The party don’t start ’til we walk in.