CC #393: Week of September 21, 2014


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Seamus: ‘Whoops! I think I set her head on fire! Oh, wait. That’s her hair. Never mind…’
-Sam


Ginny had lost at ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors,’ and therefore had to cross the rickety old bridge first.
-Snuffles


Ginny: I have a cunning plan.
Seamus: Is it as cunning as a fox who just graduated from…
Ginny: No. This isn’t Blackadder.
-Josh


Ginny: Where does this bridge lead?
Cho: To the Forbidden Forest.
Ginny: But we’re not allowed to go into the forest.
Cho: Nice to have a bridge, though.
-Nora


Seamus: Why don’t you have to wear a uniform?
Ginny: Because I’m a main character.
Seamus: Oh, right.
-Sam


A popular Hogwarts prank: telling first years there’s a spell on the bridge, and if they step on a crack, it will literally break their mother’s back.
-Glen


Despite Ginny’s amazing strut, Hogwarts Next Top Model never caught on.
-Mathias


Seamus: Come on, Ginny, attack them! What are you waiting for?
Ginny: Is Harry watching?
-Sam


Guy on Right: ‘Am I Michael Cera?’
-Josh


Announcer: ‘Welcome back to the Annual Hogwarts Fashion Show! The last in our Muggle Clothes Category is Ginny Weasley, wearing a lovely cardigan and jeans. Next we have the School Robes Category. Not much variation here, but notice the satchel placement! Cho Chang has the right idea – across the tummy is the way to go this year!’
-Nora


‘You all got my back, if something goes down, right?’
-Sarah


Ginny: Guys, what is that?
Seamus: *Excited* More importantly… does it explode?!
-Olivia W.


Voldemort: ‘I have a toad here who claims he’s Harry Potter. Anyone willing to kiss him, please step forward.’
-Glen


Ginny: You’re all babies! I’ll go first and prove it’s safe!
*Ginny takes one step forward and the entire bridge collapses.*
-Sam

 

 

 

 


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Eric Scull joined MuggleNet in November of 2002. Since that time he’s presided over a number of sections including name origins and Dear Hogwarts, but none so long as the Crazy Caption Contest, which is recently revived. Eric is a hufflepuff who lives in Chicago and loves the outdoors.