Voldemort Day

to the tune of “Beethoven Day” from You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown

[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]

Call the Death Eaters and give them the news
We’ve got a holiday that they can’t refuse!
A day for pure-bloods
A day off supremacy
It’s Voldemort Day

[LUCY/Scorpius]

Voldemort Day?

[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]

A reverential mission

[LINUS/Craig Bowker Jr.]

Voldemort Day?

[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]

The hope of each magician
No more am I the only guy
to stand up and say:
Hooray, Voldemort,
Hooray!

[LINUS/Scorpius]

Voldemort Day?

[LINUS/Craig Bowker Jr.]

Yes. As He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named or the Dark Lord.
Born December 31, 1926. The descendant and heir of Salazar Slytherin, his first notable accomplishment.

[LUCY/Scorpius]

Wait! …Why are we allowed to call him Voldemort now? Didn’t he want to instill fear in all of his followers just by the utterance of his name?

[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]

That’s a good point, Lucy(Scorpius), but after the battle of Hogwarts and defeat of Harry Potter, he lifted the taboo and began to encourage everyone to proclaim, “For Voldemort and Valor.”

[SNOOPY/Polly Chapman]

Voldemort and Valor!

[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]

If you’re wondering
“Now, how do we start?”
Just fake your bloodline
and let Mudbloods depart
We’re gonna celebrate
We’ll throw a party
It’s Voldemort Day!

[OTHERS]

Voldemort Day!

[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]

And when you say the title…

[OTHERS]

Voldemort Day!

[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]

You hear a great recital
the right of every Death Eater
To stand up and say:

[OTHERS]

Hooray, Voldemort, Hooray!

[ALL]

Voldemort Day!

(Repeats)

[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]

The Ministry did crumble

[OTHERS]

Voldemort Day!

[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]

All due to Potter’s fumble
A humble dedication as we
Stand up and say:

[ALL]

Hooray, Voldemort,
Hooray!

[LUCY/Scorpius]

I got it! We’ll arrange a full synchronized dance of the Dementors!

[LINUS/Craig Bowker Jr.]

We’ll start a chain of Dark Lord department stores!

[SALLY/Delphi]

We’ll build an Augurey theme park!

[CHARLIE BROWN/Polly Chpaman]

We could have a blood ball!

[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]

Wait! That’s too commercial!
Let’s imagine it.
That glorious hour
Filled with emotion
Yet inspired with valor
When we all honor
The man we adore
On the day we embrace
That nose-less face
As greater than the Hogwarts Four!

[OTHERS]

Greater than the Four!
Voldemort Day!

[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]

A moment of reflection

[OTHERS]

Voldemort Day!

[SCHROEDER/Umbridge]

The palest of complexions!
So facing this direction
We begin it today
A magical connection
Only pure-bloods convey
The right of certain boys and girls
To stand up and say:

[OTHERS] (as he’s/she’s singing)
Voldemort, Hooray!
The future’s ours to make!

[OTHERS]

Hooray, Voldemort, Hooray!
A time for celebrating
The Voldemort Way
Nox Nox Nox Nox
Nox Nox Nox Nox
Nox Nox Nox
Nox Nox Nox Nox

[ALL]

Hooray!

Submitted by: Amy