Speculation, speculation
Keith Olbermann has made some bold public predictions about the end of the series on his TV news show, Countdown with Keith Olbermann. Make sure you read the second page of the article before making judgment. It is my personal belief, and not necessarily that of the rest of the MuggleNet staff, that he is not far off the mark in his guesses. Except for that whole Harry turning into a Muggle business. I mean, really?
In other news, Scholastic has published the results of their fourth fan poll question. They claim a majority of fans - 56% - believe that Harry will end up with Hermione, 20% believe that Ron will end up with Hermione and 19% believe that Harry will end up with Ginny.
Um, was Scholastic polling people who have actually read the books? 56% of fans are wrong. I quote JKR, in the interview Melissa and I conducted with her two summers ago:
JK Rowling: Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione. I do feel that I have dropped heavy hints. ANVIL-sized, actually, hints, prior to this point. I certainly think even if subtle clues hadn't been picked up by the end of Azkaban, that by the time we hit Krum in Goblet...
I would think it's difficult to interpret "Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione" and "anvil-sized hints" any other way, but apparently 56% of fans disagree with me (or just haven't read the interview... or Book 6... or Book 5... or Book 4...). But then, many fans still believe Dumbledore is alive, despite JK Rowling saying that he is "definitely dead." Come on, guys. Wishful thinking isn't going to bring him back.
Note that the question wasn't Who Do You Want to End Up With Whom?, but Who Will End Up With Whom?. There's a difference between wanting something to be true, and believing it is true. There is a word in the English dictionary for holding a belief without evidence, and in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary... I'll give you a hint, it starts with a D.
UPDATE: I don't know if I can make this any clearer, but I will try one more time.
I am not calling all Harry/Hermione shippers delusional! I respect H/Hr shippers who acknowledge the obvious: that JKR paired up Ron and Hermione, but wish she hadn't. The only people I am calling delusional are the shippers who try to wriggle and rationalize their way around "Yes, we do now know that it's Ron and Hermione" and still believe the two will make babies in Book 7. Right, because JKR was lying to us? HOPING is different from BELIEVING!
Posted by Emerson on Jun 26th |
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sorry, what are you talking about deathlyxhallaws?
is it over?.......
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Oh my god, Emerson, i'm in love with you...;)
To Jean and Harmonyalways: I would like to say first that I am a very confident H/G R/H shipper. But I would also like to tell you that I think you are both pretty brave to come to the comments page and try to explain your point of view to a group of people that are vastly against it, and to do it with class and beyond the mean and silly remarks that tend to come along with any shipping discussion. I think if we all just removed the fanatic element from any conversation concerning romantic relationships in the HP world we would just get along better (or we would have considering every shipping debate will end in less than a month), but of course it is always easier to just start calling names and being mean to each other. I have always been fascinated by how differently two people can interpret the same piece of information, like what you just mentioned about jk using complex language to make us think she was making R/H official when she actually she was confirming the opposite. Personally I don't think that this is correct, but I still find it very interesting. Maybe we are all just seeing what we want to see. I have been reading through the comments and it is true that many of the them are pretty mean to H/H shippers. Come on now, what are we, four? I think most of us are in our adult years now or nearing them ( And if you ARE four that is not an excuse to be mean either :/) so maybe its time to act grown up and listen to both people that think like us and people that don't. In the end I think it WILL be R/H and H/G, but that doesn't mean I don't understand why H/H shipper like their ship. Let's have a conversation, not a fight... Well I'll leave you now thanx for taking the time to read this, and enjoy your last few days of speculating before we know how it all ends! Cheers!!
I don't agree with Olbermann's theory that Jo would end the book with Harry alive just because of movie 5 coming out two weeks before book 7 and ruining movie 6 and 7 attendance if the audience already knows Harry dies. She has said she has remained loyal to her original plan, blocked out long before the book had such phenomenal success and that could mean either ending, live or die.
Ju_C: i believe you need to take the liver of a toad, bind it tight about your throat, and stand naked by the full moon in a barrel of eels' eyes
go to bed, all you CHICKEN MONKEYS, gees, give it a rest, its past midnight
Cess,you cannot know how much you made my day. At least you seem to understand and for that i thank you so much! I only wish more were like you. :) Let's hope this 'war' as i love to call it, will stop.
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uhhh.....what were we talking about?
Hi Cess - thank-you so much for your very gracious words. Like you, I can quite see why many prefer another ship to H/Hr, and even if it isn't what I would choose, they have their own reasons for choosing to do so which are perfectly valid. Again, like you, it bothers me to see the fanatics try to spoil it for everyone else (I swear, HP shipping sometimes reminds me of fundamentalist religious zealots). I try to remember that not everyone is this way, and people like you help me to believe that there's still hope for decent friendly fans everywhere!
am i a "decent friendly fan"?
I don't know. Do you enjoy being mean to people who disagree with you on what is really a very trivial issue? (I love "Harry Potter", but resolving the shipping issue isn't exactly finding a cure for cancer now, is it?). I don't want to sound like I think it is only the R/Hr fans who are mean, as I've seen plenty of nasty comments from H/Hr fans as well. It just seems silly and Malfoy-ish, and it makes us all look like idiots when we tolerate it. I know that we're better than this! We've all got good taste enough to like "Harry Potter", after all!
Cess, that was very nice. One of the only good things that come from stuff like this is that one can see that there are calm, moderate voices out there, and that's reassuring, for me anyway.
Did you see Emerson's new update? Hopefully that'll help resolve this little issue, although it seems to have been quieted for the night. Oh and jean1 and harmonyalways, you seem like nice rational people who just happen to like H/Hr. People like you give shipping (and Harry Potter fans) a better name.
sounds like someone is getting antsy about who will end up with whom.
*Ignores Poison* Oh and Cess you give us Herons and Chocolates a better name towards Harmonians. I'm still camping out here, anyone care for some smores?
Ooh, smores! Yummy! Thank-you. I have some hot chocolate if anyone would like any... with lots of little marshmallows!
I suppose this topic will always bring some sort of argument. It seems like people in the Harry Potter world are never satisfied unless someone is arguing with someone else about who will end up with who. I find it astonishing that people who are true Potter fans become so obsessed with the romantic aspect of the books! If you want romance, pick up a romance novel. I mean, I understand that it is inevitable that teenagers will experience hormones and thus be "interested" in people.. but is that seriously the reason why people continue reading? Just to prove to the other side that they're right in their thinking? Besides, the chances that R/Hr or H/Hr would stay together after beginning to date in.. well.. their version of High School.. seems very slim and frankly rather unrealistic. I realize it's all fun and games but it seems to me that comment like many of the ones posted here (as well as many in the very opinionated post by Emerson) are just unnecessary. Sure, I love the idea of Ron and Hermione getting together. It would be adorable and remind me rather much of my own relationship. But I urge everyone to remember that regardless of what happens and how many times you get to laugh at the other side when your idea turns out to be true, it's not the reason you started reading these books. It's not the reason you've devoted 7+ years to this series.
Umm... why doesn't the NBC article work? Could anyone please point me in the direction of a working link? Or give a summary? I'd really like to know waht it was about.
Hehe, I just woke up and checked the comments on this thing. *whoosh*. Loads :] Amazing. But yeah, thanks Emerson for the edit thing. I have quite a lot more respect for you because of it. Your opinions are your opinions, but when a lot of R/Hr shippers got irrational, calling us ALL delusional, calling 56% of the Harry Potter fanbase stupid and a bunch of idiots, that wasn't nice whatsoever. It ticked me off really bad. I didn't like how people would come along, read the post but not the comments and leave a stupid comment saying "OMG YR ALL DELUSIONAL LOLZ." They were all uncalled for and I have to admit I thought it was pretty much because of your little D word comment. Now that you've updated, the comments are much more accepting. Well, mostly. Thanks for the update. Personally, I found when the interview came out and your 'delusional' joke started, it was funny, but this post generally annoyed and disgusted me. The update has made it a bit better. ^^
Keith Olbermann was hilarious! I really hope he's wrong, though. Being stripped of magical powers doesn't seem to be the _right_ kind of sacrifice for Harry to be making. And the role of love is completely absent in Olbermann's theory. But Snape's part needs to be more interesting than just intervening at the last moment to get rid of Harry's horcrux/scar. Just seems inadequate, somehow.
Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional, always have been, always will be.
I don't know is some of you go on h/hr forums but if you do, you'll notice that a big majority of them stay polite. What i mean is they don't treat chocos and herons badly, they say what they have to say without being mean. If someone gets carried away, an other harmonian will say to calm down and keep it 'cool'. I think that since this site has no (or isn't supose to have) ship in particular, it would be best if we made it that way (polite), because seriously this delusional thing is harsh. Once again, i would like to remember you that every ship has it's reason. Lets just listen to what others have to say and thats all. Don't need to say we're delusional for us to know your not on our ship. So plz,stop with the d word, it really is upsetting. ( just imagine going on one of your fav sites and seing practically everywere 'YOUR DELUSIONAL'...it really makes you wanna punch the screen...:( )
Smores for everyone! Except people who are being mean, people who are nice get rewards. Now does anyone else think Fluffy and the Giant Squid are madly in love? What? I'm crazy, and I'm proud! *does the crazy and proud dance* I also like Neville/Luna, or Neville/Lavender (read the fan-fic "I'm in love with...who?" it's oh so funny, and on the mugglenet fan-fiction.) Hey I have an idea for a name for Herons and Chcolates like me, Chocolatey Herons (Now a part of your delicious breakfast.). YAY! My lifes wish of being chocolatey has come true! *does the happy dance* oh and Hedwig/Errol, and random hogwarts student/random hogwarts student. (My friend and I come up with these things.)
Emerson. Your posts are at least 60% of the reason I check mugglenet. I just about died when I read this. First out of embarassment for the human race, then because I was laughing a lot harder than anyone should ever laugh at any Harry Potter news post.
Hello? Is anyone still here? *voice echoes*
This is just one of those things that gives me the impression that the majority of the people who visit Scholastic's website are not the hadrcore fans but rather the less obsseive fans who are just looking for new information once in a while. of course we all go there once in a while but i stick to mugglenet most of the time. not that i am trying to insult anybody who goes there or something.
I'm still here, Ravenclawswisdom! Am unlikely to leave until chocolate is gone... reaches over to top up Ravenclaws mug. *falls over, giggling.* *tries to look innocent* Um... did I tell you I slipped a little something extra into the mix? *hides Firewhiskey bottle behind back, hiccups*
Thank goodness...I thought I was all alone on this cold and dark comment board. I'll have some hot chocolate! You know what that makes me think of...bad thoughts, bad thoughts!(I'm talking about the H/G chocolate...now I'm having really bad thoughts! Why couldn't the name be Ginary or Harinny?) YAY! Firewhiskey, Firewhiskey warm and Sweet (?) Firewhiskey, Firewhiskey such a treat! Fluffy/Giant Squid forever!
oh man. if the series ends with harry becoming a muggle id cry so freaking hard. oh PLEASE dont let it end like that!!!
aww little R/Hr fans sad because H/Hr won something you didn’t...how about we all whine about it! Oh you all already are? Can you people be ANYMORE immature right now? GET A LIFE! And stop kissing Emerson’s ass! Oh and Emerson You respect H/Hr fans!? fudge that! You don't give a shhh about us, and sorry but after the way you have treated all of us, I’m speaking for ALL H/Hr shippers...We do NOT respect you at all! You created the 'Delusional' franchise (give yourself a pat on the back for that one) and were never gonna let you forget about it. Is that all you guys do is girl, girl, girl about us? Seriously! Just because you guys have one little book and one little interview to back yourselves up on doesn’t make you the winners! The whole "We now know its Ron and blah blah blah" got old 5 minutes after you posted it on the internet! PLEASE! We now know shhh! May I point out that the last book isn’t out yet! You retards actually believe that JKR would be stupid enough to give away something HUGE that the Harry Potter Fandom has been wanting to know forever! ...NO! She wouldn’t! LOL! And may I mention to you idiots that the Scholastic poll didn’t even START getting rigged until one of your fellow jerk-off Heron's got on and rigged the R/Hr votes! LOL, Just face it, There’s more H/Hr Shippers then you guys, and there has been...sense we started reading the book's...which we’ve read, probably more then you people have cause i highly doubt you people know how to read. I (WE ALL) tried to be nice, and we were nice to R/Hr shippers until HBP came out and you conceded pricks said every hurtful thing to say about a Harmonian. Fair to say that you people (R/Hr Shippers) are to blame for all these shipping wars...and it will never end, because when we win! All you'll have is your tears and your freaking ONE interview. Oh and by the way...ULTMATE Harry Potter site my ASS! You mine as well change it to ULTMATE R/Hr site...because that's all it is. ...
Don't you guys just love Emerson's posts? This comment by meesha1971 on the 1st page just about tells us everything we need to know. I mean, honestly.... how petty can you get. I respect H/Hr shippers with brains (AND know how to use them)... the rest... bah humbug.
um, let's say, JK said 'dumbledore isn't dead, but yeah, shht, don't tell or my whole last book will no longer be a big surprise' Come on, JK couldn't say if Dumbledore is still alive, she'd give huge spoilers towards us, so she hád to say that. I do believe he really is dead, but still, if there are people believing this, they have a fair good foot to stand on. And about the H/H R/H and H/G ships, I'm absolutely of the opinion it will be R/H and H/G, if you can't believe this you must be freaking blind - though, a big part of the blame are THE MOVIES. They ruined the whole book plot anyway, come on, their all about H/H which obviously is far from stupid. So all those movie watching 'Im-too-lazy-to-read-the- books' kids, are like NOOOO it's Hermione and Harry. Dood, why can't they just read the books? xD-annoyance-
Canon Harry/hermione shipers were and (if any left) are much more than delusional. It was obvious it was Ron/Hermione from POA. Harry/Hermione is only in the films. There was never a shread of evidence for it. Delusional.
Oh dear - well Ravensclaw, I can see someone on my side who isn't getting any of our Firewhiskey! All the more for us, eh? And I'm with you on the Giant Squid - poor lonely beastie. Maybe we can hook it up with Norbert for a bit of interspecies cooperation, and they can show us how it's done! *swings bottle, narrowly avoids hitting self in head* Can I top you up?
Harmony_Rules: Er, just because the're "is" more H/Hr fans than R/Hr, it means that H/Hr will be true? Then why, even if there's like thousands Sirius/Remus shippers, why isn't that canon then? :'( I believe in R/Hr, 'cause I thinks it's better if you think about the plot or characters. And there's lot of other girls around than Hermione or Ginny, what about Harry ends up with Luna? Law-law? Cho? Miss Figg?? And there's not only one book or a little piece of interview to ground this R/Hr ship. Book 5, book 4, anyone?? (But I don't think every H/Hr are retards, if you like that pairing so like it, but there are jerk's among them, and there are jerks among R/Hr shippers, R/weasleytwins shippers, ron/ron shippers etc. But stubbornness, gah! Why do some people just close their eyes, shut their ears and be like "LALALALLAALLALALALALA I DON'T HEARRR YOUUUUUU LALALALALALALAL NONONONONONONO LALALALA!!!")
Wow, people really are dim. J.K. has infinate patience still answering the question of who Hermione will end up with. It has been obvious from the very beginning that it will be Ron/Hermione. It blows my mind that people still try to dispute it at this point!!! GET OVER IT if you don't like Ron with Hermione!!!
I'd just like to point out that when anyone says that they're speaking for me they generally aren't. I don't have the pleasure of knowing Harmony_Rules, but I'm quite capable of speaking for myself. I therefore propose, from the depths of my drunkenness, that all shippers who are happy to let other people ship whatever they like adopt the Giant Squid/Norbert ship. We can be Squidberts! And be safe in the knowledge that any one of our shining pair can squash anyone rude enough to come and be mean to us... leaving nought but happy shippers getting along regardless of who their preferred pairing is. Anyone want to join the Good Ship Squidbert, marvel of cooperation and tolerance? We have Firewhiskey, and lots of it... and giant firebreathing suckers to drown out the fanatical fringe...
Thank you jean1 for showing that not all H/H shippers are psychopaths like Harmony_Rules.
While I appreciate that, I still don't like being called dim because I see things differently than you do. Please don't. Care for a drink? Give Ravensclaw a poke - I know she looks sleepy (too much 'hot chocolate'), but I think there are still some smores around...
Even if I don't like the coupling I still accept the obvious. For example, I have never been a Harry/Ginny fan, but I accept that that is obviously the pairing J.K. has chosen and made quite obvious like Ron/Hermione (who I do happen to like together)...at least you H/H shippers make things interesting!
What's obvious to you may not always be so obvious to others. I have to admit that part of my severe dislike for R/Hr comes from the fact that my parents were very similar. They fought ALL the time - the bickering was constant, as were the sulks and silences. They divorced when I was a child and I was actually glad, as the house was peaceful again and I didn't have to spend my time tiptoeing around waiting for the next explosion. Ever since I have never been able to bring myself to feel happy or comfortable with relationships where bickering/fighting is such a big part. I'm wary, NOT dim. It hurts my feelings when people assume that I don't ship R/Hr because I don't see it and therefore I must be stupid.
Wow, jean1. I wanna give you a hug and I am not being sarcastic. What you said makes sense-I am sorry you had to go through that. Thank you for explaining your point of view. You are definately excluded from the folks I consider "dim". The folks who really drive me crazy are those who ignore the fact that Harry and Ginny were together in book six, deny that there has been any evidence of a R/Hr future pairing and those who continue to ignore the fact that J.K. herself has said countless times that it will be a R/Hr ship. Harry and Hermione have always had a platonic love....too much like kissing your brother--ewww!
People keep saying there are hints of Harry/hermione in the movies, I can't be watching them close enough to see it. I have nothing against H/H shippers, I think it makes it more interesting when people have different perspective on things.
Kgblack_nz: I think people are referring to hugs Hermione gives Harry when she's worried about him, for example in GOF right before the first task in the tent when Rita Skeeter catches them. Again, platonic, but people read into things. I can kinda see the film-makers playing up to a possible H/Hr ship, but I see through it while others don't.
I don't know if anybody's still going at it, but I'd like to offer some perspective from the mean side, that hopefully won't come off too mean (I'm a R/HR shipper). I'm quite passionate about things I feel, and sometimes that can blind me and make me act rudely, hence closeminded comments. I think the reason why I can make such mean comments, and in a way get away with them (or feel like I do and can), is before all of this we had no hardcore evidence or proof. Before I was constantly annoyed by the mean H/HR shippers on this site (and others), believing so incredibly in their ship, and I just couldn't understand. To be attacked for years for your belief (I know that may sound a little too dramatic), that you know in your heart to be true, is annoying and frustrating, and now we have Jo's words that plain and simple we were RIGHT. Well, it's fantastic, and all it makes me want to do is throw it in somebody's face, it's my nature, sorry. But to believe that other people with their own bad experiences won't lash out and be rude and negative is wishful thinking (sorry, again). People have arguments with friends and family, complete strangers having peace? It could occur, but I've never seen it happen.
Well Emerson and everyone else basically said everything I have to say about the HMS Harmony thing, but I'm REALLY liking the whole diner thing. But he's SO wrong, it's definitely going to be a McDonalds. No, a Chick-fil-a. And he's going to run into Andrew and Jamie eating all their butter coated fat.
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