well, to clear it up, from the wonderful dumba**esoftheworld.net, annie the olive just couldn't take the poison from joey the apple, i mean, he had some pretty bad worms in him, and annie the olive didn't know, so when she gave birth to the huge adam the pumpkin, well, she just could handle it....the epilogue is 500 years after the main part of the book ends, and i cried when i read cheesecake died, and he didn't even have strawberries on his moist little self, and sadly his pet penny wasn't able to tell him that a big mouth was coming down to eat him....i mean how HORRIBLE, and i was SOOOO pissed to read this, but i hope it's fake, b/c when i get my hand on the book, well, i think i might just bring my cheesecake with me to comfort me..... man...i am sooooooo NERVOUS for annie the olive....she seemed soo nice...

Hey guys, this guy who wrote this rant on a site I found is wrong, and he's completely nuts: http://www.i-mockery.com/ visionary/spoil-harry-pot ter.php

Really! I got to wondering that last night. Who makes this desperate attempt at magic? If people have the book and have read the book, and that seems to be a big part of discussion, wouldn't that have been posted somewhere? Anyway, my bet is Filch after a Death Eater attacks Mrs. Norris. "MY CAT! I KEEL J00! AVADA KEDAVRA!" Slight pause. "NEAT!"

MissMalfoy: Snape didn't die he is now a loving person because of cheesecake. You see Snape has the ability to love because you know about that whole Lily thing where he was in love with her. All he needed was the love to be revived. Later on Snape turns his back on the Dark Lord and betrays his whereabouts to Harry and that's how Harry apparated right behind Voldemort and tied him up to a bean pole. but cheesecake had a different affect on Voldy because Voldy can't love because he's never experienced love so the power of love made him explode. HEY NOW, HEY NOW, CHEESECAKE IS THE BEST, IT DESTROYED THE EVIL AND WON THE DAY NOW WE'RE ALL HAPPY, TALKIN BOUT HEY NOW, HEY NOW, CHEESECAKE IS LOVE, IT REDEEMED OLD SNAPE, AND KILLED VOLDY, AND NOW WE LIVE IN HARMONY.

sirius_lee---i think i might get some cheesecake on the night of DH! or maybe a cookie....a cookie is more portable. they should make some kind of portable cheesecake...thats a good idea!

Actually, if you go to the Veritaserum website, they have a news posting that says the ending that was leaked was real. It really makes me mad. Luckily I didn't see the ending leak but that really sucks.

guys... I don't want to me mean or anything but.... I've found out that some people actually DON'T LIKE CHEESECAKE!!!! o.O of course I'm not one of those freaks... I absolutely ADORE cheesecake... I know... I can't believe ir either....

I've read some of the pages that were flipped---it doesnt even sound like JKs writing style, whatsoever.....http:// x018.uploaderx.net/x/hp1 {Spoliers obviously} I just saved it to see if it's real on Saturday...i dont think it is. i just pulled up that one page to read it---if that is JK's writing, we are in for a horribly written, choppy book...ha. I don't think it's the true text...

*****THESE SPOILERS ARE FALSE***** I, like most of you, have been very upset about the spoilers I have been seeing posted on these message boards. Because I wanted to see the authenticity of the claims I went on a reputable website and read one of the so called reviews and looked at the attached pictures. They are total JUNK. 1) Of all the person who supposidly read the book gives vague descriptions of the chapters and even leaves some chapters with no explainations. As HP fans we will read this book with wide eyes and take in every single word. 2) The reviewer gives information and then posts pictures of the "epilogue" which contradicts his claims at the beginning of his blog. He says someone dies and then shows the chapter where the same character is alive. 3) The book ends on page 750 something (hard to see the last # because of the poor picture quality, which I believe was intentional) but we have been told on many occassions, including on this very website, that the book is 784 pages long. How can the book in these pictures roughly 30 pages before?? 4) Just because the publishers have placed a law suit on a spoiler doesn't mean they have admitted they are real. Someone put something online and claimed it was the work of J.K. and her publishers. Therefor they are impersonating someone and something that is protected by the law, which is punishable. The author and publisher would want these to be offline so people don't get the wrong idea going into the book, and so people are not thinking J.K. has penned this terrible excuse for an epilogue (which is only 10 pages long, we all know how long the chapters normally are) With all that said, some of the things written could be true. It is about a 50/50 chance that these characters will live or die. That is my theory about the spoilers. I hope that you will feel rested in knowing that most of these comments are not true and we will have our moment in reading the book at 12:01 on Friday, I can't wait!!!

well, i am confused, because i am reading Cheesecake: the mighty sorcerer, pt. 383........ i know he destroyed evil but ...........SPOILER WARNING.................. .he is killed by an enormous mouth named larry the happy leprechaun... and man....even though he is evil, this leppy is described in a very HOT and HANDSOME manner.... i love the author: Miralda Buttkinson......she is GREAT

moonshine- yea whoevr gets the book gets free cheesecake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! now THATS a party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the two best things in life: hpp and cheesecake

you guys ALL HARRY POTTER FANS MUST BAN TOGETHER AGAINST THESE FREAKING SPOILER PEOPLE. seriously i feel like we should all huddle in some underground place and just sit there in the dark. DO NOT GO ON YOUTUBE. i was browsing around the website as usual when in the most random place ever (NOT EVEN A VIDEO HAVING TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER) im about to post a comment AND BAM i see a couple keywords and my eyes just keep going DOWN THIS STUPID LIST i was actually going "NO DONT READ!" but it was too late. now i have no idea if its true or not but i started bawling my eyes out because if it is true im totally RUINED. im trying to forget what i saw. i actually want to be hit in the head so that i can forget the last 15 minutes of my life.

Well I hope the ending I read was real. There was a ***POSSIBLE SPOILER*** Lupin child in it and *** END POSSIBLE SPOILER*** Remus is the only Lupin I know. He can't make babies beyond the grave! Unless Tonks gets knocked up before he dies, which I don't see Jo pulling a soap opera thing like that.

Posted by MissMalfoy 1 minute ago My beloved Snape cannot have cheesecake stuffed down his throat!------------------ ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------ SNAPE CHOKES TO DEATH ON A PIECE OF CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!??????? Now you ruined it all for me, I never, never, never eat cheesecake again. BAN CHEESECAKE. BAN CHEESCAKE. BAN CHEESECAKE. BAN CHEESCAKE.BAN CHEESECAKE. BAN CHEESCAKE. I am a tolarant man but.....BAN CHEESECAKE. BAN CHEESCAKE.

PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT THEY DON'T LIKE CHEESECAKE ARE DEATH AGGIES AND MAKE UP NASTY SPOILERS....EVERYONE THAT LOVES, LOVES CHEESECAKE BECAUSE CHEESECAKE IS LOVE, CHEESECAKE WAS MADE BY GOD WHO IS LOVE.

MUAHAHAHAHA! People think they can mess with the power that is the HP fandom!

The guy who wrote this is nuts!: http://www.i-mockery.com/ visionary/spoil-harry-pot ter.php

my gosh, someone pleeezzze help meeeeeeeee! i've accidentally read some of that spoiler-sh*** thinking it was like photoshopped fanfic. waaaaah, they've ruined the whole surprise and waiting and anticipation for me! this hurts to the bone, really, since i've been waiting for this book for 9 years now. cant believe it.

So my beloved Snape is good! and it's all down to the cheesecake! kudos to the cheesecake! :). wait, is the cheesecake raspberry or strawberry? this could be important to the story!!!

spoilers r crazy! they ruin everything , but its not my fault i saw 1 my cuz made me read it just in case it was about the book or just something else!

hpandme---oh my gosh! im so sorry! we need to get you some cheesecake....hopefully those spoilers are fake. just try to convince yourself they are fake and think about cheesecake....

Cliff Notes for Ruin on Deathly Hollows Lol dead people spoilers: * Burbage dies on pg. 12 * Hedwig dies on pg. 56 * Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78 * Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159 * Wormtail dies on pg. 471 * Dobby dies on pg. 476 * Snape dies on pg. 658 * Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637 * Harry gets fucked up by Voldemort on pg. 704 o Comes back to life on pg. 724 * Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 743 19 years after the events in the book: * Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo * Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus. * Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together. The final lines of the book are: * "The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well." * "NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU girl!" : Molly Weasley, to Bellatrix Lestrange, P. 736 * Also: Draco Malfoy is balding by the end of the book.

well, isn't the cheesecake STRAWBERRY, but idk, it died without them, and i am still CRYING over--------------------- ------SPOILER------------ ---------*************** annie the olives death.......darn Miralda Buttkinson....although a great fruit, and wonderful author, an evil little orange she is!!!

Yes, I was reading about how cheesecake reverses the spoiler effect....

CLIFFNOTES WOULDN'T HAVE SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS BECAUSE THEY DON'T REVIEW BOOKS UNTIL AFTER THEY ARE PUBLISHED. ANYWAYS IT WAS STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE MADE AT JUNIORS IN NEW YORK OF COURSE.

OH MY GOD! I was just on neopets today, and someone posted a spoiler. They have complete chapters of the book, and I also checked another website. I think it seriously might be real. How do you send something to scholastic for this? I just got spoiled majorly, and I won't post it. PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU REPORT SOMETHING TO SCHOLASTIC!

OMG I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHEESECAKE!!!! yummmmmmmy i like the plain one. but i think snape must have choked on the chocolate cip cheesecake...some of those chips are kinda hard to swallow you know!

Kamion: its okay because my beloved Snape got saved by the yummy cheesecake! :)

7_21_07: I used to go on Neopets, then they updated the site and I hated what they did with it. If you want to see my pets, my username is kacheekmaster001.

I didn't mean actual cliffsnotes, it's just a summary of the book

STEPHENCOLBERT- shut the f*** up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! NOOOOO CHEESECAKE 4 U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! I HOPE U NVR GET TO READ THE REAL VERSION OF DH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! u f***ed up spoiler!!!!!! nxt time u r hungry, dont u dare even think about cheesecake!!!!!!!!!

why is everybody talking about cheesecake?

another thing on these spoilers, arnt we supposed to find out who the air of griffindor is, if the spoilers are tru why havent we herd this yet and why would jk let us know that draco has a child that is just soo not tru

OMG! So much for deleting the post. The scan is still in my topic in the Chatterbox on Gaia.

who plays stupid neopets anyway?????that thing is so stupid!

Oh my gosh you guys. Haha I will never be able to eat cheesecake the same way. I'll just randomly start shouting OMGMUGGLENET!!!

OMG i went to cliffnotes and pressed RUIN CHEESECAKE SERIES, and i found out that HARRY POTTER WAS ACTUALLY BORN AS A CHEESECAKE ANd HE WAS BROTHERS WITH STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE, WHO DIED, on page 3000000000000099999999999 99, and i FREAKED OUT AND I WENT FURTHER AND FOUND ThAT HARRY HATES STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE.... I MEAN, THIS IS THE WORST LEAK OF ALL TIME....darn SCANS!!!!!

I don't believe Gaia online is the real culprit here. I avoided reading theese comments in order to not catch any more spoilers. I have seen several fake spoilers posted to the Deathly Hallows wiki, as well as other free sites, and several of them follow the same theme, though I believe most of theese to be from a rather large fake fan-fiction. (raunchy too). There is a sub-gropu of internet 'jerks' who go around screwing up myspaces, facebooks, websites, ect. They are also constaly at arms with gaia online, thus, I think Gaia is probably not the sole blame in this situation.

lol me 2. next time i see a cheesecake i will start laughing for no reason. haha.

natalie: Not me. When I was little I did.

STEPHENCOLBERT LIKE I'VE ALREADY SAID THAT EPILOGUE CAN'T BE TRUE UNLESS JKR TURNED INTO AN AMATEUR WRITER AND IF ONLY 5 PEOPLE LIVE ALSO SNAPE WOULDN'T BE HEADMASTER BECAUSE MINERVA WOULD STILL BE HEADMASTER AND ONLY 2 MAIN CHARACTERS ARE SUPPOSED TO DIE NOT ALL OF THESE LIKE 10 TO 15 THAT KEEP BEING PUT ON SPOILERS. THE CHEESECAKE WILL PREVAIL AND ALL SPOILERS DESTROYED IN THE END OF TIMES.

Wow....you guys are really messed up. Anyways * Ron dies * Lupin dies * Percy dies * Voldemort dies * Snape dies

And with everyone dying, I'm wondering what happened to the Horcruxes? I've not seen anything about what they are or where they are.

potterfanatic37 --- BECAUSE THE 2 BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD R CHEESECAKE AND HP SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they r also great if u need to get ovr spoilers ^_^

i like neopets! oh, and potterfanatic37----we all love cheesecake! for some reason that is what we talk about. i think hallowsaint started it.

I haven't laughed so hard in ages for these Cheesecake spoilers! >o< Oh my gosh.. I love them.

ooooo.... i like cheesecake i think i will get a cheesecake from cheesecake factory to eat while i read the book :) perfect day

BELLATRIX KILLS RON, NEVILLE KILLS BELLA, VOLDY KILLS SNAPE, PERCY AND LUPIN DIE, HARRY KILLS VOLDEMORT!

well.......when your little thats ok,but when ur like in your pre teens or teens thats just weird!!!!!!!! my grandmother made me and my cousins wizard robes 4 the midnight thingand my grandfather made us wands 2!!!!!

Cheesecake is the official super-huge mugglenet inside joke!!!lol