the chapter title's are really good. that's the only thing i've read. i'm hoping i dont read more.

Wow. A friend of mine told me that his sister (who he doesn't live with) had a copy of Deathly Hallows and I didn't believe him... wow. Maybe she really does? That's kinda weird. Amazing job on security, honestly. Letting them out before. (damnit, why couldn't that have been MINE!...though I wouldn't spoil it for anyone if it was)

ATTENTION: JERKYFAG-HOLE TRIED TO RAPE MY CAT, BUT I CAUGHT HIM AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM THEN STUFFED BLAZING HOT MELTED CHEESE UP HIS A$$ WHILE HE SQUEALED LIKE A PEACKOCK FOR HIS MOM, THEN I SLAPPED HIM WHILE MY CAT PEED ON HIM

JERKYHOLE! your version of the bible must be a badly written porno spoof involving jesus

Ok...jerky hole..your life is s.hit, and i can see now, jesus died on the cross for everyone but you..thats why you have to go around, f.ucking everyone elses life up because you yourself have not been saved..so you have to sit on your ass by the computer all day..and jerk off to pictures of kittens, because you HAVE NO LIFE OR SOUL

I agree with Mirdala from the first page... it's just a book, you people need to chill. Most of these spoilers seem like bad fan fiction more than anythign else. I mean, come on?! Someone dies, then they're in a ship several chapters later? Most of these can't even divulge something juicy- there's no couples, conflict about who dies, a lot of stuff that's out of character... we don't know what's real and what's not. Even if we did, are you all really so hung up on how it ends that you still can't have a good time finding out how it comes to that? By your logic, Books are only good the first week they come out because as soon as people know how it ends, it's worthless. Personally, I think all of you are taking this waaaaaay too far, and aren't really fans anyways. I had the end of PoA spoiled for me by a faster reader, I didn't care- I was more interested in how it was coming to that. Yeah, Yeah, sirrius drags Ron into the shrieking shack to kill scabbers, who turns out to be the real DE- just don't ask any questions, pretend to be pissed you were told that much, and move on. And I am gonna emphasize it again for you- there's so much bad fan fiction pretending to be spoilers out there that you can't take any of this seriously- If Scholastic wants to sue a guy because he put up scans of a supposed epilogue, it could be for copyright infringement, or they could be pressing charges. I can think of a few things to charge him with. You all automatically assumed it was because the spoilers were real, and went fire and brimestone on us. Give it a rest, if you were true fans you could read every major spoiler and still come up with a thousand questions about how it came to that- provided that you aren't stupid enough to ask them to the idiot who's spoiling to give you more.

Yeah, I havent read jerkyholes comments...r they true??

Guys, if you're so worried about getting spoiled... do what I did for HP6 and simply STOP VISITING HP SITES TWO WEEKS BEFORE THE RELEASE... The sites can't regulate everything that comes and goes, and, if you're taking so much offense about this, why not do something on your own end to prevent it?

DON'T READ THIS, BIG , BIG SPOILER, PLEASE DO NOT DARE TO READ THIS!!!!!!!!HERMIONE MARRIES DOBBY!!!!!!!!!!! RON KILLS HER OUT OF JEALOUSY!!!!!!!!!!HARRY KILLS RON TO REVENGE HERMIONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AN D VOLDY KILLS HIMSELF BECAUSE HE HAS NO ONE LEFT TO KILL!!!!!!!!!!

good job ROB15, keep an eye on your cat ok?OMG!! DID I JUST PUT JERKYA$$ UNDER THE CRUCIATUS CURSE???? MY BAD

I would like to Avada Kedavra JERKYHOLE right now. seriously. argh. hurry up and ban him Mugglenet!

enough* and taken* haha, gracious. {Still on phone.}

ok jerkyhole you really need to shut the f*** up....ur just making urself look stupid by posting all these comments

UGHH!!! *wating for jerkyfag to get banned*

how will we know if jerkyhole has been banned?

bwahahahahahah HERMIONE MARRIES DOBBY!!!! i just spoiled the book for you guys =]

I don't think mugglenet are reading these anymore. they don't want to be spoiled either. So we are on our own here.

do you all know about the "susposed" epiloque that was leaked? i really hope it wasn't real, because my job is to make sure stuff like this is fake and to prove it. well somethings wrong wit the epilogue is that it has NO england talk or accents in it, its just american tongue. the other thing wrong wit it is that if u look closely at the last page where u see the end, it ends on 754, when the book ends at 784! my boss says its not enough to shut down the site...but does nyone know if scholastic has shut it down or if it's fake...cause i reallly think its fake! thanks, Gus

rob15: Good job letting your cat use jerkyhole as a kitty litter box! Not only are you saving money by not using the kitty litter that you already have, but you are making jerkyhole look like the fag he is. xD I still think you should choke him with plastic cheesecake though. Then pour scaulding hot cheese all over him. And if he is naked in front of the full moon, wouldn't Remus Lupin attack him? jerkyhole would probably like the attention then because no one gives a rats ass about him outside the computer.

rob's got it wrong. No, I DID rape his cat. Of course, I had to drown it first. But, after it died, it was SMOOTH sailing! I opened wounds in its stomach and penetrated them with my throbbing co.ck. It was pleasurable and enticing to feel the innards rubbing against the shaft of my p.enis. After a while, I finally released my load in the carcass and pissed on its corpse. See, rob, you were WAY off! BELLATRIX KILLS RON, NEVILLE KILLS BELLA, VOLDY KILLS SNAPE, PERCY AND LUPIN DIE, HARRY KILLS VOLDEMORT!BELLATRIX KILLS RON, NEVILLE KILLS BELLA, VOLDY KILLS SNAPE, PERCY AND LUPIN DIE, HARRY KILLS VOLDEMORT!BELLATRIX KILLS RON, NEVILLE KILLS BELLA, VOLDY KILLS SNAPE, PERCY AND LUPIN DIE, HARRY KILLS VOLDEMORT!BELLATRIX KILLS RON, NEVILLE KILLS BELLA, VOLDY KILLS SNAPE, PERCY AND LUPIN DIE, HARRY KILLS VOLDEMORT!BELLATRIX KILLS RON, NEVILLE KILLS BELLA, VOLDY KILLS SNAPE, PERCY AND LUPIN DIE, HARRY KILLS VOLDEMORT!BELLATRIX KILLS RON, NEVILLE KILLS BELLA, VOLDY KILLS SNAPE, PERCY AND LUPIN DIE, HARRY KILLS VOLDEMORT! Jesus is a loser, btw.

WE MUST GATHER OUR OWN CHEESECAKE AND STAND OUR GROUND FOR ITS EVERY CHEESECAKEIAN FOR HIM/HER/HESHE/IT/WEREWOLF SELF

JERKYHOlE IF YOU DONT SHUT THE EFFING HELL UP RIGHT NOW! I'll give you a nice kick in the ass

JERKYHOLE I HOPE YOUR A FREAKING HORCRUX AND HARRY KILLS YOU. Harry proceded to knock on the door. An old lady answered. "Is jerkyhole here" MY SON is here yes" Good, I have come to destroy him" NO!!! just because my son is a bad person doesn't mean you should kill HIM!!!" OH well! Avada Kedavra!!! The world celebrated by throwing parties that night!!!

2 DAYS 2 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! LEAKS SUCK LEAKS SUCK LEAKS SUCK LEAKS SUCK LEAKS SUCK.........CHEESECAKE RULES CHEESECAKE RULES CHEESECAKE RULES..........DEATHLY HALLOWS DEATHLY HALLOWS DEATHLY HALLOWS........CHEESECAKE WINS CHEESECAKE WINS CHEESECAKE WINS.........YYYYYYYYYYYY YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY YYYEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

HARRY TAKES ONE OF FRED AND GEORGE'S PUKING PILL THINGS,STARTS CHOKING ON HIS THROW UP AND DIES.RON AND HERMIONE RUN AWAY TO LOS VEGAS TIO GET MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmm..im starting to think jerkyhole is a registered sex offender...

and just when you think jerkyhole cannot become more of a pathetic loser, he becomes a sad, pathetic FREAK!

I called Levy Home Entertainment. The conversation is as follows: "Yes, I'd like to speak to the person responsible for shipping out copies of Deathly Hallows early." LHE:".......may I ask who is speaking?" "This is Jessica." LHE:"Jessica, we do not have facts right now, we are investigating it, and we have no comment at this time, thank you." *click*

Okay now this is just fun. There are so many darn spoilers out, I have no idea which ones are true. It's great. Right now I saw that someone 'copied' 759 pages of DH - all of them... Which weirdly doesn't match up with the 784 that Rowling announced. So really, the tension to see if the spoilers are true is JUST as big as to see who lives and dies.

George kills Fred.

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! I THINK I JUST PUT JERKYHOLE UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE AAND SO HE STARTED SCREWING HIMSELF!!!!!!!! NO NVR MIND, THATS HIS REGULAR PERSONALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY MISTAKE SORRY!^_^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

That is so wrong! We should all wait, and I thank the people that got the book early, and are waiting. When we are old, we will remember this chaos.

SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER!!! ISPECTOR KILLS JERKYHOLE...

/autoresp.jrkyhl-bot /exe/ .failure to execute proper response// /hx.reboot

ok lets see well ok lets see. I downloaded the book and am reading now. why? coz i cant wait.. but i wont sopil it for anyone.. and as for bying the book..... i wont...simple i cant afford it although i will but the pirated version. again coz i cant afford the real book. so whoever did that hats off to him.. i wont paste the download link here coz i dont want it to get deleted :) but here is a proof for u that book was leaked and is available online img.photobucket .com/albums/v174/ianng/IM G_3625.jpg u may safely onen that pic i told u i wont spoil it for anyone

jerkyhole: I bet you would love it if Rob15's cat even considered letting you do that crap to it but no one [NO CAT, GIRL, BOY, WEREWOLF, HESHE, NOTHING] would ever want to have sex with an ugly, fat, idiotic pathetic loser like yourself. Though I'm sure you're enjoying the only time in your whole pathetic life that any one has ever even spoken to you. My advice to you, Jerkyhole: GO BURN IN HELL ASSHOLE!

Jerky hole i copyied several of your comments and reported then to comment abuse section of mugglenet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! YAH!!! i expected to get an answer SOOOOOOOON!!! (BAWHAWWHAWWHAAW)

QUIDDITCH_GIRL: well said, but jerkyhole will still be in diapers by that time and we will all be giants to him, we will look down at him and laugh, then drink wine, and laugh again until he cries like a chimpanze on pubic cow hair

down with jerkhole

cliffy22 don't count on it. but let us know if you do. I have tried 2 times already to report him. NOTHING!!!

This is what happens in Deathly Hallows Dumblerdore comes back as a painting and advises Harry Snape was working with Dumbledore , Dumbledore Sacrificed himself to trick Voldemort into thinking Dumbledore was gone forever Also there is no Quidditch at all in this book Professor Mcgonigal remains Headmistress at Hogwarts Harry finds the Horcuxes in the Black Family vault were Sirius Blacks brother was holding them Two people die in this book Neville and Ginny Neville dies in a fight with Bellatrix then Lupin kills Bellatrix Ginny dies when Harry is fighting Voldemort Ginny Jumps infront of a spells in save Harry her love weakens Voldemort then Harry kills Voldemort. Now the big question does Harry live or die HARRY LIVES

jerkyhole... do you have brain issues? I hope you do die i wonder if i was one of your friends (if you have any) i would kill you and i hope i never find out who you are cause i will kill you. i convinced my friend to send back her copy of deathly hallows and they too it back

thesilentcat, yes, it has been talked to death regarding the page count amongst the "Tainted Ones" such as myself... ;) However, the problem is that it could simply be a typo on Scholastic's publication (using the numeric keypad) when they release their "green" statement. Granted, you might be right about it being fake, but if it is indeed fake, I'd have to say the mastermind behind this whole this is extremly brilliant and did an amazing job coming up with this scheme.

i TOLD you all, he jerks off to tiny baby kittens while commenting on mugglenet. hes a sick BAS.TARD

Tonks1975: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO START A FIGHT HERE? ITS GEORGE THAT KILLS FRED.

YEA AND WHEN HE CANT GET KITENS, HE SCREWS HIMSELF

/proper initialization has bn exec./autorspnd enabled/: JESUS WAS A NIG.GER FAGG0T! HE LIKED SUCKING WET DONKEY C0CK! WHOOOOOOO!!!!!! BELLATRIX KILLS RON, NEVILLE KILLS BELLA, VOLDY KILLS SNAPE, PERCY AND LUPIN DIE, HARRY KILLS VOLDEMORT!BELLATRIX KILLS RON, NEVILLE KILLS BELLA, VOLDY KILLS SNAPE, PERCY AND LUPIN DIE, HARRY KILLS VOLDEMORT!BELLATRIX KILLS RON, NEVILLE KILLS BELLA, VOLDY KILLS SNAPE, PERCY AND LUPIN DIE, HARRY KILLS VOLDEMORT!BELLATRIX KILLS RON, NEVILLE KILLS BELLA, VOLDY KILLS SNAPE, PERCY AND LUPIN DIE, HARRY KILLS VOLDEMORT!BELLATRIX KILLS RON, NEVILLE KILLS BELLA, VOLDY KILLS SNAPE, PERCY AND LUPIN DIE, HARRY KILLS VOLDEMORT!BELLATRIX KILLS RON, NEVILLE KILLS BELLA, VOLDY KILLS SNAPE, PERCY AND LUPIN DIE, HARRY KILLS VOLDEMORT!

download the book. http://rapidshare. com/files/43633781/HPATDH .rar use winrar to extract if asked for passsword use Password: ianng .. opensource in every thing..

What's the deal with all the cheesecake?

i came, i beat the crap out of jerkyfag-hhole, i commented