ari: fine guys *sigh* ill tell maries story....------- marie: fine if u insist then ill tell aris srtory ----------ari: one finy day, me and marie wre at this big party rite? so marie was very proud of her new string bikini that she got.... too proud if i might add *glares*... well she was swiming and her strings got caught or something and her whole top came off... and the sad part is, she didnt realize this until i came outside to see her swimming topless so i yelled at her to get a top and she looks down to praise her top some more but.. guess wut?it wasnt there!!! *giggles* so she ran out blushing and i must say that was the funiest day of my sumer!!------ mari: *huffy* fine then!! *glares* ill just have to tell ur story on the next post!!! *starts a fight*

Right, this happened to me a few years ago. I was at my friend Alissa's house in Virginia, and we were younger (10 or so, around there). Back then we used to take showers together, because we were best friends and well, we were little so it wasn't perverted. :D Anyways, we had just gotten out when Alissa's mom tapped on the door and told her that one of her friends was here to say hello and drop by a party invitation. Alissa said that she was going to dry off and get dressed really quickly, and she would meet me down there in a few minutes. (That way I could take longer to dry/change, etc.) So she does that and scampers off while I dry myself off. After that I was looking for my clothes, and realized that I couldn't find my underwear! :o I was looking everywhere in the bathroom for them, but I just could not find them! I was getting nervous because I was looking for a while, about 15 minutes, and I could hear Alissa and her friend downstairs talking still. I wanted to get down there fast so Alissa wouldn't think I was doing anything weird or something... Idk I just wanted to get downstairs ASAP. So I looked for a few minutes when I finally found them on the stairs in the bathroom! (There's a door in her br leading up to the attic-area, and the door is usually open so you can see the stairs. It's in the bathroom..) I was so totally relieved that I'd found them that, without thinking, I opened the door and screamed, "ALISSA! I FOUND MY UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!" There was a few seconds pause before I hear, "That's... great, Lia..." So I put my clothes on, run downstairs, and THEN it hits me that her friend is in the house! And she just heard me scream about my panties!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Severe blushing* When I got downstairs the girl wouldn't look me in the eyes or stand near me..... >.

marie: *still blushing* ok guys, i get to telkl u aris story now... *rubs hands gleefully* ok, one time i was at the movies with ari, and some wierd guy shows up and starts hitting on me... *shudders* no joke guys, it was full on creepy.... anyways we were watching the chuck and larry..... and i dunno what happened but ari starts making fun of the guy, and calling him gay, like the guy on the screen she tells him.... and he keeps denying it, and trying to hit on me at the same time, when suddenly the guy starts crying, and ari laughed so hard she pissed her pants.... literally..... so i kinda left becuz im surrounded by ari pissing and some guy crying and telling me "babe, i love u".... lord, ari had to call mom to pick her up, and my mom slapped her the whole way home.... i gotta tell u, i was close to pissing my pants that day....

LMAO!!!! Awwww man Ari... well don't feel bad, my friend had a similar experience... Wow that guy sounds like such a creeper!!! Or a drunk... or both... *Ponders*

It's amazing to think that the knitting patterns line from HBP and a few other things Dumbledore says (and wears!) throughout the books are now sort of explained because we know that Jo thought of him as gay. I love how he's such an intriguing character, and from reading Deathly Hallows a character with a lot more depth than we ever realised. I'm glad he's a different take on the generic greybeard wise old man. He always has been.

Well I googled idiom dictionary and it came up with the site www.geocities.com/informa lenglish/dictindex.html (at the bottom of the first page) and I went there and this is what it said for camp it up: "camp it up(v): to act affectedly, in a funny way, in order to draw people’s attention; to overact. 2-to behave in a sexually affected way." So sorry if someone already gave the definition, but it was really bugging me what it meant.

ari: *giggles* i cant believe he was crying!

hahaa acid thts hilarious!!! ok heres a slightly more recent one... when my best freind and i were like 12 we werent the best with boy-girl stuff. We were going to the movies with some friends, and kristina wants to ask her crush to come. she just talks about it, she doesnt do it tho. but my crush was kinda friends with her crush, so i call him up and say, hey its marisa from skool (bad way to start 1st of all) and then i say, u know how kristina's kinda crazy about -------? (i wont giv the name, even tho u dont know him, it feels wrong) cuz everyone knew she was. he said yeh. so then i was like, well, shes inviting him to the movies with us and if he thinks hes the ony guy there, he wont come, so if kristina asks you to come, plz plz plz say that u will!! hes just like, uh, ok. and hangs up. omg. this trip never happened, and couldn't talk to hi for weeks!

Heehee yea, what a weirdo..... So Ari was the "panties" story good enough for ya? *Glares* marisa, you still there?

yeh haha tht story took me a long time to type for some reason... haha. and lol ari.... he sounds gay if he was really crying over that!!

Woops, once again my curse... *Pouts* Aww marisa, that's embarassing! Crush stories are always like 10x more embarassing...

AGAIN!!! AAAAHH!! I can't seem to post on my own time... Ari? Marie? You guys there?

hey acidd! whts upp?

haha its ok acid.... and yeh that is def. true. but i got over him... i hav another one from almost 2 years ago when my crush has this new pen, and he really doesnt like my friend for w.e reason, and hes bragging about his pen and how it writes so cool. she thinks he annoying and shes just like 'go away' but im like, how is it cool? not that i care, i just want to talk to him. so hes like i cant explain, u just hav to see. but not you, her. so im like, ud let her use ur pen but not me? so hes kinda cornered now, and hes like, fine, use the pen. so i take of the cap and theres a loud bang spark fly everywhere!!!! it was an exploding pen!! but then he feels bad and hugs me and syas thats why it was for her, not you! and even tho i was mad at him then he turned into my bf like a month later :)

Hey HPfanx! Aww marisa, that's soo cute!!! *Cooes* I haven't had a bf in soooooo long.... *Wistful*

ari: no guys, i need to hear more stories to get over my embarressments.... ------------ marie: ok, this ones actually when i was 13.... *blushes* even ari hasnt heard this one.... so anyways, we were doing romeo and juliet, i was juliet, but instead of saying i loved romeo, i said my crushes name (john)... so i was a ll emberrased, didnt watch where i was going and slipped in mud, and got on the bus... so my crush is sitting there, still unaware of my existanse, when i walked past him, and ...... omg, i cant say it...... i slipped and fell in his lap, and got up quickly, LEAVING MUD ON HIS PANTS! god, he was such a jerk, and started saying "god u sh*t on me" ..... for weeks after, all the guys made fun of me in the halls, saying "marie, please go out with me, so u can sh*t on me too"....... im just gonna go die now, if yall dont mind....

Ha. No one invited me, but whatever. Here's mine. In 6th grade I was reading a poem with my class and someone said it reminded them of when they found out there was no Santa. I yelled, "THERE"S NO SANTA?!" because I had no idea. And everyone else started cracking up because they'd known forever. I started crying cuz I felt so ignorant and stupid. I hate crying in public, my face gets all blotchy. But I couldn't help it. I was so shocked. Then everyone gets all quiet because they thought I was joking but now I obviously wasn't. So it was just me, in the middle of the room, bawling because now I was all embarrassed for not knowing about Santa and crying in public. Raging hormones. Sheesh. That's the most embarrassed I can remember feeling at the moment.

OOooooooh man Marie, that's a baaaaaaaaaaaad one..... *Pats Marie on back* Here, Ari you tell my swimming story, that'll make you feel better Marie! Join in i_am_hermione, join in! Oh that's so sad!! :( When I was six, my friend told me that there USED to be a Santa. But he died. I cried for weeks.

aww hermione!!!! thats funny but sad too.... and ew marie that guy is def. a jerk!!! wow this is soo much fun, but i gtg now..... i was sposed to be cleaning my room today since im sick and couldnt go anywhere, and now thers only an hour left in today (its 11:00 here) to get that done......haha.. byebyez :)

geeez you guys are writing novels over her. ha guess wht im watching everyone, Ice Age :P i love this movie. -- aww hermione! that must have been horrible. yah i couldnt help but know that there was no santa cluase early cuz i had three old bros and sister. they made so much fun of my when i was like 3 and would write a letter to santa clausee.

ari: brb, acid u tell them the story, its halarious!

aww marie! *send marie an abundunt amount of cheesecake* - ha like my word abundunt. i dont think i spelt it right thooo..

Argh, okay Ari. You wouldn't have done it justice anyway... *Grumbles* Okay here it is kids: It was June two years ago and I was just graduating 8th grade. After shool let out, a lot of my friends had Graduation parties at their houses to celebrate, and a lot of them were pool parties. So the one that this particular event happens was at a girl named Katie's house. EVERYONE from the entire grade was there, so this wasn't just something happened in private. My friend Allison and I were swimming in the pool, just goofing around. (There were other people in the pool besides us, as you'll soon see, but we were just playing around together.) After a while, we decided to go to the other side of the pool, and Alllison dared me to race her there. I agreed. So I was underwater with my eyes closed, swimming with just my legs kicking. (I think we weren't allowed to use arms or something.) So I'm swimming like a torpedo, faster, faster, until THWUMP! I hit something. It wasn't the wall, though, it was too soft. (Ewwwwwwww.... :P) So I come up out of the water, and I'm standing thisclose to a guy who was staring down at me with a look of utter disgust on his face. I was totally confused, but I look over to see Allison laughing histerically. I asked her what had happened; turns out I had swam head-first into this guy's... thingy. *Insane blushing*

Well, my friend is Finnish. I met my friend when I was like four. She and her sister always called her mother "Aiti" I assumed this was her name so I called her Aiti, too. Little did I know, Aiti is Finnish for Mom. My friend told me this when I was about ten. "You know, Aiti means mom." What???!!!! I had been calling her mom "mom" for six years. Man. So I said, "Why didn't you tell me before?" "It was amusing." Wow. *Blushes*

Lol! Oh wow that's embarassing!!!

yessss!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!! TEXAS WON!!!! wow wat a game...one of the best comebacks ever...okay on their first drive of the game they score easily so i'm like pissed, then on our first play of the game, our quarterback Colt McCoy throws an interception!!!! for a touchdown!!! so its 14-0 then after that in the 2nd quarter, they score again!!! so its 21-0. and i'm so pissed i'm about to throw myself at the tv...k so we score now its 21-7 then they score again and now its 28-7...and then the refs happened...i can't even say a cuss word worthy of how the refs reffed today...i wanted to to like snipe their heads off. AHHH!!! k so on this one play, we get a turnover so i'm like YESS!!!!! but they say he stepped out prior to fumbling the ball so i'm llike NOO!!!! then they say their gonna review it. then they review it and his foot is clearly in bounds so i'm like yeeasshhh....so they take like 10 minutes reviewing it, then they come out and say "the play cannot be reviewed because the ball carrier was ruled out of bounds prior to the fumble". oh my gosh i was about to rip my head off and throw it at the tv...WHY EVEN REVIEW THE PLAY IF IT CAN'T BE REVIEWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!?????? k aand on this other play Colt throws an interception, but the refs say that the guy caught the ball out of bounds. so i'm like yes. but then they review it and overturn the call and they get the ball!!!!!!! WTF!!!! IF A PLAY CAN'T BE REVIEWED IF THEY GUY IS OUT OF BOUNDS THEN WHY IN THE EFFING HECK DID U REVIEW IT!!!!!!!!!! alright i'll give u part two later.

lol. AcidPops, I bump into someone every time I go swimming. That's so funny. :D

ari: im back! hey danny! my soccer team won too!

Haha, but you don't headbutt some poor guy's..... thingermabobber... *Coughs* Hey danny!

HEYO I M BREAK HIHI?

So I'm guessing dannyrob is a Texas fan? Who did Texas play?

lol thats a safe assumption.

Lmao, hey Grinds! *Gets into fridge*

marie: ok, wait, ari just told me ur story acid.... i think ill die laughing now..... every time im embarresed now, imma think of that.... and hey grinds and danny! that beats sh*t story anytime! ------------- ari: wait my turn, i cant stop laughing tho, next post, promise!

alright part two. okay, so we end coming from behind to make the score 14-21 they're ahead. and then they score right before the half on some lucky breaks. so now its 14-28. and i'm so depressed with the way my team is playing. okay so in the second half, they score again so now its 14-35 they're winning. i'm just about to give up. so we go into the 4th and final quarter with the score 14-35. me and my dad are just sitting there, depressed. now there's 10 minutes left in the game and we just got the ball at our own 1 yard line. so we start driving. then all of a sudden...ZOOM!!!...jamaal charles just outruns everyone for a 75 yard touchdown run!!! i'm yelling my @ss off!!!! we're back in it!! that came outta nowhere! then we stop them for like the first time ever and we get the ball and we drive all the way downt the field 91 yards for a score by jamaal charles!!! now its 28-35!!! then we stop them again!!! i'm like yess!!!!! then colt throws a 60 yard pass to jordan shipley!!! i'm like GO GO GO !!!! and we run in for the score!! so its 35-35!! i'm like wow how the heck is the game tied? we were just dead and now..its tied!!!! then they drive all the way down the field...BUT THEY MISS THE FIELD GOAL!!!! YESSS!!!! so now there's 58 seconds left in the game and we drive it down their skinny fag throats and with 2 seconds left in the game, bailey lines up for the game winning field goal!! i'm like please God let him make this! i'll never eat candy ever again if u let him make this! then he makes it!! WE WIN!!!! 38-35!!! hey ari, grinds acid!!!!!

*Dies of shame*

You sound like my dad, honestly. Football.

marie: wow, one time i was on mn, and some guy named danny said hi to everone but me... that was pretty embarressing! *glares pointedly* --------ari: *cheers for longhorns* YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! kkkk, once i was in this play rite? so i had to sing (tis was in grade 6 btw) so i had to take atwer before pouring my next verese out and i could hear backstage this guy shouting stuff like sh*t this is giving me awedgie!! man my underwears gonna be stuck on forever!! and when ur on stgae evreything seems sooo funny so i started laughing and spat my water alllll over the audience and then i couldnt stop and i peed in my pants it was all quiet and suddnly u hear something trickel and i get up and theres a huge wet spot!! *Dies* i nvr forgave that guy.....

Anyone here?

Ooooh man Ari, that's a nasty one!!! *Continues to die*

haha!! ari peed her pants!!! how do u pee ur pants from laughing????!!! i've never done that before.. oh sorry marie! hi marie!!! was that good? hey i_am_hermione...r u new? oh ur team won ari?? congrats!!!

ari: *blushes* ... yeah we did but i got into a fight..... ------------- marie: didja read aris other pee story danny? start reading the top of this page...... and a bit more enthusiasm next time danny..... u there grindel? not getting molested by someone else, r u?

OH, sorry I posted right after you I guess sirius. You mean new to mugglenet or new to posting on stories or new to the world? Cuz I have been going to mn for a while but I've only posted on stories since summer and I am certainly not new to the Earth. (I've been on Earth ten years . . . before that I was on planet Gldhueiwghrbff . . . hehe)

Eh, don't feel too bad Ari, remember my hairspray story? Or did I tell Marie that one? *Ponders* The Headbutt/Pool/Guy's Thing story takes the cake though..

hey guys!

Haha!!! wtfudge why do u pee ur pants everytime u laugh ari!!!??? jeez. why don't u pass out or something?

darn it! i have to go to bed! BYE

hello?

marie: yeah, i just heard that one...... i dunno what to tell yall, i cant really think of any embarressing stories anymore..... it seems i end up semi naked in most of my embarressing moments..... like the time i was gone swimming after grad, and im wearing a tissue dress, when i went on the waterslide at my frinds.... yeah, it kinda all ripped and i slid into the pool wearing nothing but my undies and a bra..... or the time when my cousin had friends over, and i was taking a shower, when suddenly i saw a spider and ran out naked.... god, i think ill go slit my wrists now, while ari here is peeing in her pants laughing.... *covers face tro hide shame*

Jeez you guys...