what the heck is a tissue dress?? dang pools must really hate u. or u just like stripping down. jeez acid. hmm i can't think of any embarrasing stories.

Lucky, I have like 50 million. There was a Journal Prompt for MNI for embarassing moments and I just kept coming up with new ones... I never really end up naked, thank God. Just doing things that end up embarassing.

I peed my pants laughing once. I about 12 and at a big sleepover with a bunch of girls and we were all doing pedicures. To cover up the wet spot, I "accidentally" fell in the water bucket so my whole torso was wet and everyone thought it was just water. (Phew.)

ari: theres plenty of those peeing ones danny..... but there not worth telling.... but id say the pantsed one in b-ball was the worst for me when i think about them all *dies fo real* suuuuure u cant danny!!! just tell one really funny one cmon!! yea marie pretty much falshes every walking thing.... except that guy who didnt ahve legs... *gets slapped* also that guy that she crapped on------------ marie: it was mud ppl!!!! okay now i gotta go for realz.... ari u better not lie while im away!

i still can't think of any....i have painful stories tho, one with my brothers.

*waits eagrely* go on!!!

I was rather chatty as a youngster. Once I told my teacher something and she told the school in an assembly. It went like this: Teacher: "your mom has an interesting name. Does everyone call her that?" Me: "Yes. Except my dad calls her honeybuns." Wow. g2g bye!

okay well when i was really young one time, in my room, my brothers were like doing weird stuff where they like each grab hold of one of my legs and hold me over their heads then they're like, hey lets throw daniel on that bed over there. so i'm like...uh. so they chunk me into the air but i missed the bed by like 5 feet and landed straight on my head on the floor. so i got up and looked in the mirror and i couldn't feel my cheek and my brothers are laughing their heads off right behind me.

Ouuuuuuchhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! !! *Cringe* Ugh I can't even read that, it makes me twitch.....I gotta go anyways guys, talk to you all tomorrow! Buh bye!

lols!!! nice one! i was the cockiest/biggest show off whne i was in elemenrty daaaang it was soo bad!! byee!! how old are u now? awww poor danny!! but that is kinda funny *hides snigger* lol!! do u get picked on by them? once my cousin was throwingg me in the air when i was like 4 and he was like 17 at the time but i got hit with a soccer ball that was kicked rite in the air and i went flying and landed on the pavement it hurt so bad!

let me refraise that: i meant when he hrew me up, my other ocusin kkicked a soccer vall in the air while i was in the air so it sent me flying..... bye accid!

no they don't pick on me. wow that ball musta been hit hard. or ur just fragile. okay this one time at night, me and my brothers were really young. and we were pretending to be ninjas or something like sneaking around our house and then we somehow got on the roof. all my brothers were like crawling around and trying to be quite and whispering, pretending they had guns in their hands, then they all started jumping off the roof. (it was 1 story). so i jumped off the roof and almost broke my leg. i sprained my ankle. by i kept playing the spy games with them.

lol danny! u musta really wanted to play with them to keep going on! u noe wut? we had these neighbors that are the nosiest ppl evre!! so once they wre ahving this little get-together iwth allll there cousins *dies* except they had it on the roof!!!!! (retarted i noe!) so they dropped a baby off and it died but the thing is they didnt cry or feel bad cuz there "good girl" did it so they laughed it off!!!

me and my brother used to play when he was 5 and i was 10 and i always bossed him around and made him be a dog and go freeze his @ss off outside just for the fun of it and he always did wut i said cuz he didnt have older brothers so i was his older brother so now he doesnt talk to me or anything cuz he realized wut i used to do *blushes* he pretty much nvr gets seen in pblic with me....

well it was partly cuz i was scared of being outside at night by myself. what!!!!! who has a party on their roof!!! idiots!!! how could they laugh that off...thats just wrong. okay well this other time me and my brothers were playing baseball. k so my brother's like, alright imma throw the baseball to you...and i'm like yes! i get to catch the ball! so he throws it to me, and i just completely miss it with the glove and the ball goes smack right into my face. oh it hurt so bad! okay and this other time i was for some reason using a hammer to fix a plastic bat. and i missed the bat and hit my finger instead. ouch! i think it might've been the same day.

dang ari u were mean. oh yeah and this one time when i was older. my older sister was doing cartweels in the living rooms. and i went right behind her and asked her a question then she did a cartwheel and her foot smacked right into my face. i don't think she heard me.

wow danny nice!! i noe eh? they had two daughters my age and mna they wre such freaks!! once me and marie wre playing blind tag with my cousins whne i was like 6 years old and they wre all picking on me and hiding so i starting run and hit smack into a wall and that was the only time i got a nose bleed..... marie gets them for no reaosn but that waa a first for me so iw as all happy and it hurt so i tred to bebrave and laugh it off so i didnt cry *feels proud* i noe i was sooo mena to him! but i didnt noe i was mean at the time! i rememeber when marie was practising tai kwon doe and i kicked her randomnly and she went all kung fu and almost broke my neck.... i dunno she looked all possesed cuz she was trynna imagine that there was an enamy behind sneaking up and the i kicked her

only time??? i have nosebleeds for like no reason sometimes. i used to go to the nurse every other day in 6th grade for nosebleeds!! well u learned ur lesson don't randomly kick ppl who know tae kwon doe.. so how many times have u got beat up by marie????

did i tell u about the time i was in germnay and marie was like 4 i was 2 and she got mad at me so we wre going inside i cant really remeber but the dooors wre huge and metal and i couldnt even open them (that heavy!!) so we wre goinng and this buffed guy opened it and we tred to run thru beofr e it closed buts he was mad at me so she shoved my fott in it and pressed on the dorr..... mamn ive nvr criend that hard in my life!!!!!!!!!! my foot boke too *sniff* she also broke my leg by accident once! plz danny, we fight all the time so i beat her up too... i dont count!! whoa! y do ur guyses nosees bleed? mine nvr does!!! maries bleeds cuz its too hot or cuz she ate chcolate or she has a headache or for no erason....

must've been 2 pounds then....same reasons for me! but it doesn't do that anymore. i haven't had a nosebleed in a while. broken bones? jeez, ur fights are intense. u prolly had to use weapons to beat her up.

no but she didnt break my leg on purpose!! *indignant* actually no, once i was looking for my pumas with the laces on the side the black ones and i realized she was wearing them..... i killed her so bad she had a nosebleed form THAT..... shut up it was huge!! it was designed for ppl under the age of 15 not to use them... u either had to be old or buff....

wow, just cuz she was wearing ur pumas? dang ari, i wanna see you two fight, it'll be funny. u should videotape urself randomly slapping marie then u two get in a huge fight and put it on youtube.

oh yea just for u! well actually, i needed them! so i wore the purple ones instead *sulks* u noe how she broke my leg? she is dead scare of spiders im not even joking.... so she saw one on the cieling nad stated spraying water at it and pretty soon the bathoom was pretty much flooded... so i go in and fall down and break my leg....

haha that sucks!! i'd have killed my brother if he did that. wait, how did u break ur leg?? u had to have sprinted in there...

u ever had stitches?

yeah i've had stitches before! *feels proud* i can still see the mark on my left knee. i told u about the time when my brother threw me the football and i ran after it and tripped and bounced on my knee like 3 times on the concrete rite? i had to walk with my knee straight for 2 weeks. hbu?

yea sooo many times!!! once when aprils fat hands knocked over a glass vase and it crashed on my head and i still have the scar it gave me on my forheand.... and once i was bearfooted on a hot day and playing beach volleyball and got glass in my foot and once a chandalier fell on my leg and i got sttches there.... and there was the time where i was lauhing and i fell dow the stairs and got stitches on my arm and oce me and marie wre play fighting and then april came so we started pretending to dye cuz she stinks so bad!! and i landed on a glass coffee table

but i can honestly say ive nvr had a purple finger!! i swear!

haha!!! u get hurt in the stupidest ways. ur gonna die one day from laughing too much. i love beach volleyball! i've only had stictches that once. but i have done stupid stuff. like sliding down my stairs on a boogy board. and sliding down an 80 foot slide at astroworld.

lmao!!! haha niiiice! no im not *indignant* i dont even laugh that much! stuff just strikes me as funny....

i'd say peeing ur pants laughing is laughing too much. so have u seen any fights this year at ur school. we have one at lunch almost every day.

same! one was exta bad and scary....... i actually got into one today

hey whos on?

*jumps* mee!!!!!!!!!

daylight savings OMGOMGOMG! YOU MUST TRY SOME OF MY PURPLE BERRIES

today's saturday!!!!!!!!! u don't have school!!!!!!!!! there was this cool one at my lunch where someone threw a slushi into the air then everyone was like ohh. then slushis just started flying through the air and someone poured milk on one of the aps. then this black girl was crawling on the tables randomly.

anyone cool still on?

at soccer not school.... there was one last week with two guys i noe... there both really stron and they wre bleeding like hell and one guy still has a black eye he cant see from.... then the nxt day he brought some of his friends and they brought guns and chains and sh*t it was kinda sad ho cuz this guy i grew up wth..... but then the cops got involved and one guy got shot on the arm....

sup danny/ari?

nm grinds... its 12:15 here and its quiet... except my dads awake still for some reason....

sup purplenipple? dang thats intense. on the arm? ouch. well ours are just funny. there was this other one with these two freshman. (pshhh frickin fish) and then 2 cops jumped in and one of the freshman got into it with the cop and they started fighting and disappeared. and horse was galloping around up the stairs.

lol!!!! well wut lse can expect from horse? we had one last week where i saw this irl i really odnt like and she fingered me from downstairs so i leaned over the railing and spat on her but it landed on her food so she threw it and it landed on a guy and we had such a big food fight!!!

1 19 where im at. whats wrong with having purple nipples, no need to be racist alright buddy? Im tired of people like you bringing me down just cause of my color. (of my nipples)

haha!!! yes i love food fights!! nope, can't expect much from horse and bear. those 2. always screwing around. oh and we had another food thingy where one of my friends from the football team put some yogurt or something in his roll and threw it and it exploded in the air onto a bunch of random ppl.

lol grinds! im sorry but theer purple! lol danny! u noe wut we did on monday? we put mentos on coke and it exploded like 20 feet *slight exxageration* but everyone like screamed and theres still coke on the roof lol! yea horse and bear.... mouse can do that too sometimes but its usually them

u should get ur nipples checked out.

dude theres nothing wrong with having purple nipples, maybe you should take a tolerance class! hey how do you know the color of me nips anyway?

awesome, imma do that!! yeah mouse is just sneaky most of the time. and @sscrack is just @sscrack.

yea just @sscrack! plz grids u and marie have it goig on.... :) ithink shed ell us! try it dany1 its so awesome!

yeah she prolly told u about the incident when she got stripped down by the pool in DETAIL. how do u do it?