ACCIO VOLDEMORT'S 1/7 SOUL! - gtg good luck cheesecakians! I still say the immutable power of cheesecake will vanquish him.

AHHH!!! white hot pain! the cructatious curse!

AHHH!!! white hot pain! the cructatious curse!

OUCH!!!! GRINDS ITS COVERED IN BLOOD!!!

Hmmm......

OWWW...OWWWWW....Mine too! "Episkey!" Now do me OOWWWWWW

the power of hp will vanquish thee!

oh goodness....seriously people you have to admit it was pretty funny...i mean there were some parts were you could here the crickets chirp but most of it was pretty good......im sure now that SNL has made fun of Dumbledore this will all dye down now......*Dumbledore in a Gay Bar....that'll never get old...*

OMG JUST STOP!! GIV EME A MINUTE TO BREATHE!! UGGHHHH THE BLOOD!!

im leaving! goodbye! let the power of cheesecake live on forever! *closes eys forever*

AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! Please stop, I cant go on....AHHHH!...It HURTS!!! OA OAH STOP POUNDING IT

*catches voldy's soul, uses eternal stock of basilisk venom to destroy it* there! now voldy has 6/7 of his soul left!

hellooo.... whats happening to grnd???

Jeez people, i slapped Voldy so he shouldn't still be attacking you lol

OUCHH!! OMG GRIND IT HURTS!!! THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SLOW DOWN!!!

he's being killed by a 1/7 imprint od a departed soul. So how are you?

MissMalfoy: voldy's not normal, he doesnt have a brain so he cant process the fact that a slap means STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

lol is voldy misbehaving????? here are his sedatives.... *hands them over* hehe

Wow that's really sad..... Hey guys!! :D I'm just finishing up my Spanish Midterm review packet, but since I'm almost done I figured I'd come on... What's going on?

i-i-its not v-v-voldy *gasp* AHHHHHHH NO NOT AGAIN!!!! JUST STOP!!! OUWWWWWWWWW

LOL quirrell

its tom riddle!

ARGGHHH! NO PLEASE!!! REALLY NOT SO FAST AH IT HURTS GOD THE BLOOD AH OH GOD

if it's not voldy, who is it?

AHHHHHHHH NO JUST STOP ALREADY!! I CANT GO ON!!! TAKE IT EASY PLZZZ!!! AHH BLOOD!!

TOM RIDDLE'S CHEEKBONES! lmao

....... *Confused*..... *Wonders why Grinds and Ari are bleeding*..... *Waits for someone to explain*.........

Thestrals...THE THESTRALS!

THESTRALS BLOODY THESTRALS AHHH

RAPING BLOODY THESTRALS.. RAPISTS!!!! OWWW

.... *Coughs*.....

THESTRALS? aw, cute

AHHH! AH IT BURNS! AHHH

AAAAAAH THE NEW CAPTION CONTEST IS UP!!!!! Brb

PLZ SLOW DOWN!! ARGHHH!! OUCH! GIMME A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

---- hem hem---- umbridge is here!!!!!

acidpops: they are being attacked by tom riddle and thestrals.

OHHHH GOD IT HURTS, ITS SO BIG OAOAOAOAOHHHH

Thestrals are cute, and totally harmless.........*coughyo umugglescough*

AHHHH I CANT KEEP UP!! OHOHOHOH

hem hem.... educational decree 59 clearly states that thestrals are dangerous beasts, and according to the reasonable restriction of magical beasts lawsuit, grnds and ari are infringing rules here.... *calls filch*

OH GOD, GOD WHEN WILL IT END.... FINISH UP YOU FREAK! YEAH THATS WHAT YOU THINK MALFOY

PLZ ITS TOO FAST!!!!!!!!! NOT ME!

ari do you mind telling me ur last name? i'm adding u on my mugglenet email account--u dont have to if u dont want to

Wow yeah those thestrals must really be killing you guys huh? *coughyeahrightcough* .....thats what you think Grinds

Hey ari hey grinds hey lidietta hey umm acid if your still here and kim and umm who eles is here.. oh and hey tom riddle and thresals!!

I think someone is tickling them to death and i cant imagine thestrals tickling anybody

NO....NOT KILLING US....THERE ARE WORSE THINGS THEN DEATH...AHHHHHHH STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE AHHH GOD ITS SEEPING IN MY WOUNDS

lol we are a little crazed at the mo.... I got facebook btw

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH ITS LEE!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH NOOOOO UR GONNA KILL ME!!!! ME ARI LEE!!!