MuggleNet gets "pwned"

At approximately 7pm on January 2nd, a team of sexually frustrated men (hackers) penetrated MuggleNet's defenses, bravely fighting off Damon's armies of killer dragons and ninjas to breach our servers. The invaders were driven off, however, and the site has been restored. We apologize for the interruption, and will now continue with our regular business of not messing in other people's business.