Kreacher successful in White House run
Further complicating an election that was filled with heavy racial and gender undertones, the House-Elf from the Harry Potter series made a lot of noise when he began to pursue and eventually win the Democratic Presidential nomination. The House-Elf defeated his opponent Alan Keyes in a landslide victory. Although he is not a natural born citizen of the United States and thus not technically eligible to run, Kreacher decided, after his display of heroism and show of solidarity to Harry Potter in the famous Battle of Hogwarts, that it was time to step out of the shadows and make a name for himself and ensure all House-Elves are represented in Congress. When meeting Kreacher for the first time at his inauguration, President George Bush said, "You're free. And freedom is beautiful. We will prevail against the forces of tyranny and evil - against those who hate our freedom."
Kreacher, completely dumbfounded, responded by saying, “How dare he address Kreacher this way,” and proceeded to take out a saucepan and repeatedly hit the former president over the head. Bush’s doctors said shockingly, no damage was done.
Posted by Andrew on Apr 1st |
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Very funny. :)
YAY!!! happy April Fool's!
haha..you make me laugh!! =D
April Fools!!!!!
oh thats ridiculous... hahahaha! andrew, u can try a bit harder at fooling us :P
YAY KREACHER FOR PRESIDENT!
I think there are bigger issues against Kreacher than his natural-born status . . . such as his elf status, for starters.
LMAO!
Yay!!! top 10 happy april fools day
u r getting a bit too obvious
I love their april fools jokes! they rock. the hp/hr one was sooo funny it took me a while to figure out it was a joke though lol They are funny lol lmao
i'm voting for kreacher
Kreacher PWNS Bush. So, who here wants to make the obvious joke about why there was no damage, first?
Come on Andrew, you can do better than this! ;] Happy April Fools Everyone!
Hahahaha! That was not good Andrew!!
bahaha good one Andrew! i loved how he hit Bush upside the head with a saucepan. lol!! Happy Birthday Fred(R.I.P) and George!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still prefer Gollum for Governor.
That's so true,Prokyon! But I'll take what I get.
lol, I'll hands down vote for Kreacher!!! HAhahahahahaha...happy april fools!
Anyone else thinks this constitutes bumper stickers? Like im thinking Kreacher /Blind Dragon 08. And if anyone complains that this news post by andrew was too much of a commentary on bush, they can shove it cuz this was funny.
I would totally vote for Kreacher!!
@ Silas_Wing, I want a Kreacher sticker.
Love it! Haha.. best story yet..! :P
Shoot. Kreacher could have really pwned Bush with a saucepan. :p
Didn't fool me for one second, but funny nonetheless! ^_^
Kreacher over Bush any day.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha! !!Kreacher president!!!Nice one!Again happy April fools day :D
Hahahaha! That's hilarious! Kreacher triumphs over evil! I'm totally with you on the Kreacher '08 idea. How about Kreacher/ Buckbeak '08?
hahaa thats funny, good imitation of bushy! lol whos alan keyes?
he beat him over the head with a saucepan. lolololololol :D
X0 Haha, how dare Bush! >_
Haha totally Kreacher/Buckbeak 08!!! Ahhh I love you Kreacher! And Andrew. And the rest of MuggleNet. Happy Harry Potter Connection Day everyone!
xDDDDD
that was hilarious. thank you, mugglenet :~}
and i think dumbfounded is the perfect word... the more i think about it, the more it makes me smile. it's so beautiful. WOO! GO KREACHER!! he would so win. :~} lol
April Fools Day is always fun on Mugglenet, but anyone who falls for the jokes deserve to fooled, but can Kreacher pwn Clinton too?
Go Kreacher! Hit him harder! *I'd help!* LOL happy april fools day! :D
B-O-R-I-N-G! anyone can see through this... I'm still waiting for a great joke, guys... c'mon, you can do way better than this...
OMFG PRICELESS!!!! I hope each one of the staffers do something like this. I don't think any will beat Andrew's though...
not really a proper april fools joke but i like the part where Kreacher hits Bush over the head with a saucepan. Great stuff! I think the best joke this year is the '1/4 LOTR 1/4 Twilight 1/4 Spiderwhich and 1/4 HP Podcast' EVERYONE fell for that it was hilarious. Like they would really do that!
April Fools jokes don't always have to be something people fall for; on deviantART, everyone's icons were turned into the same thing. SO I HERD U LEIK MUDKIPS?? (That's my catchphrase for the day.)
Shockingly the doctors say he's fine. Bush is thick!!! it's proven now!
Wonderful! = ) That would be crazy if Kreacher ran for president ; ) I completely LOVE that he hits Bush on the head! Way to go, Kreacher! ~Myrtle~
when i'd take kreacher over bush, it's a sad sad world
KREACHER FOR PRESIDENT 2008!!!! He promises savory stew and steak-and-kidney pie for everyone!
Okay, I think this one is my favorite. I mean, who wouldn't want to beat GWB about the head with a frying pan??
Ha! Hilarious!
Seems like they're trying too hard to try to get us. Besides, Andrew needs to pay a little more attention to politics, as Alan Keyes is a Republican, not Democrat. Therefore Kreacher couldn't have beaten him for the Democratic nomination. I'll refrain from comment on Bush, as that would just get me flamed, and say that I still think Jeff Dunham's friend Walter would be an awesome President.
This is funny, But they're trying too hard.
Hahah!! That's brilliant. It was obvious it's a joke, a good one at that. Happy April Fools day everyone!
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