Kreacher successful in White House run
Further complicating an election that was filled with heavy racial and gender undertones, the House-Elf from the Harry Potter series made a lot of noise when he began to pursue and eventually win the Democratic Presidential nomination. The House-Elf defeated his opponent Alan Keyes in a landslide victory. Although he is not a natural born citizen of the United States and thus not technically eligible to run, Kreacher decided, after his display of heroism and show of solidarity to Harry Potter in the famous Battle of Hogwarts, that it was time to step out of the shadows and make a name for himself and ensure all House-Elves are represented in Congress. When meeting Kreacher for the first time at his inauguration, President George Bush said, "You're free. And freedom is beautiful. We will prevail against the forces of tyranny and evil - against those who hate our freedom."
Kreacher, completely dumbfounded, responded by saying, “How dare he address Kreacher this way,” and proceeded to take out a saucepan and repeatedly hit the former president over the head. Bush’s doctors said shockingly, no damage was done.
Posted by Andrew on Apr 1st |
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I think you could've done better Andrew..... HAppy April Fool's!
Just so everybody knows, I voted for Obama, not Kreacher. The Harry/Hermione one was better, because I didn't really get this until I found it was an April Fool's Joke. Happy April Fool's Day every1
Hahahaha, ok, this was hilarious.
Okay pretty sure that Leaky's jokes are way better this year. Gotta step up the game Mugglenet.
OMG IM DYING! i love the hitting over the head with the saucepan this is always the best part of my april fools :) hope everyone has fun with ur trickory today!
Haha this was funny! Bush is an idiot for making us go to war in Iraq which is causing too much money and too many lives. HIT HIM KREACHER!
YAY KREACHER! I agree, who WOULDN't hit Bush over the head, given the chance? Great joke, MuggleNet, you made me laugh right in the middle of English class. Luckily my classmates are too busy working on their papers to notice... lol. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY! KREACHER/BUCKBEAK '08!
hahaha that was hilarious!
uh isnt john mccain the nominee? anyway, i loved the hitting on the head part. wouldn't you just love to see bush's face?
LOVING THE JOKES BELEIVED THE FIRST ONE THOUGH
Nice I never liked bush any way way to go kreacher.
Ooh, another joke making fun of the President! You guys are so original it blows my mind...
Just a suggestion: next year, try to make the jokes something that actually COULD happen. Still funny though.
YES!!!! Kreacher over any of the candidates, I don't really like any of them... In fact, I think I'll write him in. Though to those who mentioned it, I wouldn't hit Bush over the head with a pan, as I have some respect for him despite him not being conservative enough for me ;-) *waits for the lynch mob to form outside* Happy April Fool's Day everyone!
lol. Kreacher would be far better than Bush!
"Kreacher, completely dumbfounded, responded by saying,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *dies laughing*. I would totally vote for Kreacher ^_^
LOL. You guys are having waaayayyyy too much fun with these stories. =)
hahahaha. wayy better than hilary getting the nomination.
Seriously tickled me this one!! Very good
This one's my favourite April Fool's joke so far...
Loved this one! It's my favorite. Great Joke guys!
haha i LOVE how andrew said there was no damage done..bush is such an idiot.
These just get more and more ridiculous, don't they?
S.P.E.W. 4ever!!! Kreacher could pwn Bush any day!!
Oh don't we all wish.... I'm so proud of Kreacher.... he grew up so fast. RUN FREE LITLE UGLY HOUSE ELVES!
I personally think that people need to quit complaining that the jokes aren't fooling anyone...they're still quite hilarious. Gits.
see heehee hee hee ho hee hee ho very funny!
OMG this is hillarious!!! And guys, I think the fact that Alan Keyes is actually a Republican is part of the joke.....
oh my goodness....all of these are so great
Well done, Kreacher. Well done.
YES!!! BRILLIANT!!!! PURE BLOODY EFFING BRILLIANCE!!!
brilliant!
I think a "Kreacher for President" bumpersticker would be even better than "Republicans for Voldemort" lol
I cannot believe people are actually saying, even complaining, that they were not fooled. Oh no, I bet they really thought they had us fooled, because it actually could happen... April Fool's is about jokes as well as pranks, let it go already! And it was a good joke. It made plenty of people laugh, including me. So what the Bush jokes have been done before? I still think it's funny. Kreacher for President!
ROFL. I LOL'D, AGAIN XD GO KREACHER.
Sorry, I don't find cheap political spamola. It's good to see Mugglenet finally prove that they are a bunch of left-wing morons who have no interest in being fair and no compunction about mocking those with different non-liberal viewpoints than them. I suspected as much with all the anti-Semetic remarks thrown about lasy year. And than all the little Mugglenet monkies clap and cheer over it like the brainwashed fools they are. Sickining. Can't you people come up with something cleverer than tired "duh, Bush is dumb, ha, ha, we're funny" variations? Screw you all.
Republicans for Voldemort? Um, no, Republicans believe in freedom. It's democrats with their fat-taxes, bans of smoking, telling people who than can hire, "we'll tax you if you don't go green" lazy idiots who would support Voldemort. Liberals are at heart control freak facists. That's why they support Castro and didn't want Saddam to be removed. So stick that in your pinko "we love commie dictators" pipe and smoke it, jerk-off. No room for political diversity on Mugglenet, it seems.
OH man this is sooo funny. This whole thing! love April fools!!! I just came on and saw something about Aberforth being arrested and I was like, "oh no!" and then I was like, wait, hes not real. (!!!duh!!!) The thing about Bush, well, lets just say I laughed for like 3 minutes. The best joke ever was Memerson, though. That had me going for like two whole hours before I clued in.
Yes! Kreacher in '08!!!!!!! His running mate can be Griphook!
This is the funniest post today, well next to Emerson's, and I firmly stand by Kreacher! VOTE KREACHER '08!!!!
only on mugglenet do we argue about politics over a freaking APRIL FOOLS JOKE
OMG. i can totally see kreacher and president busch in the kitchen of grimmauld place and kreacher smacking him over the head with the saucepan.. SO FUNNY. i love this one. ------samantha
Hahaha a very realistic account of what would happen in that situation ...
one more...for luck??
Sadly, the damage had already been done waaaaaaaaaaaaay before Kreature arrived on the scene;-).
run muggle-borns, run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe now Hermione will give S.P.E.W a rest.
Ha Ha! Loved this one! Kreacher may not be better-looking than Bush, but he's definitely smarter! Hey, Dref! Why don't you go listen to Rush Limbaugh and leave us alone, okay? Oh, and learn how to spell! It's "anti-Semitic" and I don't know what you're talking about. Which employee of this website has made such remarks? When?
"Against those who hate our freedom" (LOL).... (then, Kreacher gets out his handy saucepan) BANG, BANG, BANG. ha ha ha ha. Good post Andrew!
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