Kreacher successful in White House run
Further complicating an election that was filled with heavy racial and gender undertones, the House-Elf from the Harry Potter series made a lot of noise when he began to pursue and eventually win the Democratic Presidential nomination. The House-Elf defeated his opponent Alan Keyes in a landslide victory. Although he is not a natural born citizen of the United States and thus not technically eligible to run, Kreacher decided, after his display of heroism and show of solidarity to Harry Potter in the famous Battle of Hogwarts, that it was time to step out of the shadows and make a name for himself and ensure all House-Elves are represented in Congress. When meeting Kreacher for the first time at his inauguration, President George Bush said, "You're free. And freedom is beautiful. We will prevail against the forces of tyranny and evil - against those who hate our freedom."
Kreacher, completely dumbfounded, responded by saying, “How dare he address Kreacher this way,” and proceeded to take out a saucepan and repeatedly hit the former president over the head. Bush’s doctors said shockingly, no damage was done.
Posted by Andrew on Apr 1st |
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This one is my favourite. "Bush
This was the funniest April Fools article you guys had today. This completely cracked me up.
No damage was done!? Too bad. Come on Kreacher, smack that git again!
The best one!!! Go Kreacher (In Budapest)
This was really the best joke! And for Tiassa: no damage was done because there is nothing to damage in Junior Bush's head!!! lol
Oh, if only it were true, that would be bloody awesome!
I agree with Prokyon and tiassa - GOLLUM FOREVER!!!! But Kreacher- Good for you. Hit him harder next time.
Haha! Hit Bush in the head with a frying pan!
Heh, amusing, even if it's not the usual trickery. My psych teacher spent the entire day convincing his classes Hillary took Obama up on his VP offer. For those btiching about left wing rejects and whatnot...pull your head out of your ass and enjoy a small joke. Get over it.
*laughs* The best by far!
Haha! I actually laughed out loud throughout the last passage. Wonderful.
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Just logged in to say it's awsome. Love Kreacher!!! Kreacher for President!!! By the way, shame it was a fork, would have been at least more interesting hitting him with his master's locket. Tojours pur!!!
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