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Ex-Minister Fudge caught in Veela sex scandal
The Ministry of Magic released a statement today condemning the acts of ex-Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge. Mr. Fudge initially had a tracker placed on him after it was found he was moving massive amounts of galleons from a high-security vault in Gringotts to a private account in the Cayman Islands. It has been discovered that Mr. Fudge used the money to pay for "special services" he received in both the Leaky Cauldron and the Three Broomsticks from a wild band of Veelas. While the representatives from Azkaban did not allow comment from the ex-politician, former aide to the Minister Percival Weasley had this to say:
Oh.... I thought he just liked getting out of the Ministry from time to time.
Fudge is best known for his stupidity in not believing in the return of Lord Voldemort.
Posted by Micah on Apr 1st |
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Nice!
Lmao! Genius!
Oh That Bad Man!! Lol I'd Like To Hear Micah Read This Stuff Out In The News On MuggleCast! Haha! x
Third. LOL! Very funny, guys. rotflmao. He does look like an old pervy pedophile.
Happy April Fools, Mugglenet.
Oh, haha, very funny. I guess it's an april fool's joke? All these supposed 'snippets' from the Scottish Book. I was really excited actually when i read the first post but then realised that it was just a little joke. It was quite obvious, really. You guys could've done better! But it's great there s an April Fool's joke anyway. Really made my day!
I can't say that I'm suprised! :)
This is great. The Ministry actually CONDONING this, you would think they would CONDEM this type of action.
I love all the real-world parallels in these 'stories'. x)
Not surprised. Percy- as thick as ever!
eliot spitzer reference? no.... lol i can imagine it. i knew that bowler hat was not as innocent as it looked...
LMAO!! Very nice and not too difficult to believe either!
lmao
Hahahahah how appropriate! ^_^
omg its spitzer
haha! That's kinda funny = D I like Percy's quote--he never does change ; ) ~Myrtle~
Rofl :D
Haha! Nice one! Happy April Fools! I read this one and I was like...huh? and then I read the Kreacher for President one...then i checked the date :D lol!
Another one? Man, they are trying hard. Sounds like Fudge pulled a Spitzer. I like how they used Clemence Poesy as Fleur. Good thing Fudge is already out of office.
Oh isn't this a juicy scandal. So many April Fools jokes.
"Wild band of Veelas." Awesome! Now that I realized the Harry/Hermoine story was a April Fool's joke, I'm totally digging the rest!
*blinks* How many jokes are there? Kinda funny, though it didn't make me laugh as hard as Kreacher joke lol
:) Happy April Fools to you too!
I knew he was up to no good.
This is hilarious! I espeically love the caption in the photo! :P
Hahahahaha, Micah! This story sounds oddly familiar... I freakin love you guys!
Always knew Cornelius was a pervert. He was in the closet all these years, eh?
No good dirty Fudge...*Sighs* And Percy, what are we going to do with you, you complete dufus? You know, when I first saw the Kreacher joke, all I thought was 'Did someone hack into this site?' Then I saw the Harry/Hermione one, and I was excited...*Sighs* Then I read all of your comments and realized it was April Fools...This is the second time I was fooled by Mugglenet, the first time being last years prank about the Deathly Hallows rumors...Anyway, all this pranking made me think about Fred and George, and then I realized that it was their birthday. So Happy Birthday, Fred and George!
aahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahaaha
LOL....this is sooooo like Rita!!!!! xD
THIS IS FUNNY!
OH MY GOD i love how i only figured out it was april fools by reading mugglenet! This is what happened last year as well! FUNNY
That's the funniest so far - loved it!
This is some funny stuff.
Why do they only post jokes? it's Fred and Georges birtday today!!!!!
Thats excellent! Very funny. Mugglenet should have their own like, spoof Harry Potter newspaper where you make up stuff like this, its class ^_^
Nice Spitzer reference!
HAHAHAHAHAH. that was good.
ROFLMAO!!!!!
OMG! This was the funniest one!!! haha
lol! Funny Spitzer reference!
Ingenious!! Haha... :D :D :P I can't stop laughing.. At first I thought this year's joke was to similar to last year's, but now that I see how many great stories you make out of this year's "plot", I've changed my mind.. Great job guys! =D
HA HA HA. This is my favourite one.
Rofl! This was a pretty cheeky thing to post on a site with lots of younger fans but... meh. Funny all the same. Happy bday Gred and Forge!
Although very relevant to recent event, I don't quite see how this is appropriate for a site to which many children come. I find it funny, but not appropriate.
MUGGLENET... I LOVE YOU
HAHAHAHAHA Micah, I love you.
I honestly cannot say that i am surprised! Fudge has all ways been very naughty!
Hahaha, this one's great!! I'm sitting in my school's library right now, and people are giving me funny looks because I keep laughing at random times. These "stories" are great!! You guys definitely know how to brighten a person's day!!
So funny, but maybe this shouldn't be here becase of some of the site's younger visitors.
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