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Ex-Minister Fudge caught in Veela sex scandal
The Ministry of Magic released a statement today condemning the acts of ex-Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge. Mr. Fudge initially had a tracker placed on him after it was found he was moving massive amounts of galleons from a high-security vault in Gringotts to a private account in the Cayman Islands. It has been discovered that Mr. Fudge used the money to pay for "special services" he received in both the Leaky Cauldron and the Three Broomsticks from a wild band of Veelas. While the representatives from Azkaban did not allow comment from the ex-politician, former aide to the Minister Percival Weasley had this to say:
Oh.... I thought he just liked getting out of the Ministry from time to time.
Fudge is best known for his stupidity in not believing in the return of Lord Voldemort.
Posted by Micah on Apr 1st |
81 Comments
Visitor Comments
bahahahah who cares?! That's hilarious. Great job with this one. Percy's quote is beast. It makes the entire article
"Fudge is best known for his stupidity in not believing in the return of Lord Voldemort." - my favorite part, hands down funniest! lol
The picture is amazing....
Shame on you, Minister Fudge!
I know it isn't true, but I could totally see it actually happening.
not as funny as kreacher, but still worth a laugh
haha, eliot spitzer much?
What, is this for the Quibbler?? Actually, that sounds like a good idea... anyway, loooove the Percy quote.. sounds pretty familiar to the whole Barty Crouch scenario.. heh.
Again, pretty funny. Anyway, all you people saying "Unappropriate for younger viewers" are just spoil sports. I'll bet you that little kids have seen probably worse than this. They KNOW what sex is. -.-
Oh my god that was hilarious!
ROFL. I lol'd at this xD
This is hilarious! Nice refence to local NY news, by the way, Micah!
This one was funny. By the way, i am one of the sites younger visitors and it is not like we haven't ever heard it before. If you live in a home with a few way older siblings and parents who say whatever they want when they want, it is not exactly new to hear stuff like this reguarly.
Micah you are much loved by myself! lol...anyone with a name like "Fudge" must have some...skeletons in his "closet" HAHA!
Hahaha! Especially enjoyed the last sentence and the picture.
haha! i love percy's quote!!
Gawd I love mugglenet on april fools! lighten up AlyGRanger its all just a joke and either way the "younger" visitors are exposed to stories like that daily all they have to do is turn on the news. its sad but true. Neways i love yalls april fools jokes!
He likey!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLZZZZZZ
Sounds like that one Govorner in New York!
Spitzer! That's the one!
Hahaahahah! That's amazing.
lol
this is just too good
It's funny for me, but not for the young ones, I think. Lol, "Me Likey".
Fudge did a Spitzer. LOLZ
I really dont believe any of this stuff at all! Are you guys playing April Fool tricks on us or something because this does not seem like a true story! Think before you post something Mugglenet
Scandalous! lol "Me like!" Good one Micah!
lol fudge......always had my suspicions about his "relations" *cough* *shudder* mental spasm lol
"Me likey!" ROFLMAO! HILARIOUS!
Um... Percy's name is just Percy...not Percival. Nice job Micah.
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