Apple announces WiPhone, an all-in-one Wizard device

Apple, Inc. today introduced WiPhone, combining four products - a revolutionary mobile phone, a widescreen iPod with touch controls, a breakthrough Internet communications device, and a first-class spell encyclopedia. WiPhone introduces an entirely new user interface based on a large multi-touch display and wand recognition system allowing the user to control the device based on finger and wand movement. "WiPhone is a revolutionary and magical product that is literally five years ahead of any other mobile Wizarding phone," says Steve Jobs, Apple's CEO. "Wizards are all born with two ultimate pointing devices - their fingers and their wands - and iPhone uses them both to create the most revolutionary user interface since the Accio spell." WiPhone, to be released June 29th, 2008, will cost 103 galleons, 8 sickles, and 12 knuts. It will be available at Apple's two recently opened Wizard stores located in Hogsmeade and Diagon Alley.