Ginny Weasley exposes steroid use in Quidditch
Ginny Weasley exposes steroid use in Quidditch After retiring from the world of Quidditch as one of most respected and celebrated players in the history of the sport, Ginny Weasley has written a book exposing the rampant use of wizarding growth hormone in the professional Quidditch world.

She gave us a sneak peak at the tell-all exposé:

"WGH is being used to strengthen beaters so they have a better aim at their targets and make sure they take a good fall. Widespread WGH use is responsible for the increasing rate and horrifying severity of injuries sustained on the field."

When asked if any well-known professional Quidditch players are implicated in the scandal, Weasley, the Daily Prophet's Senior Wizarding Sports Correspondent, remains conspiscuously silent, promising only to expect surprises.
Posted by Emerson on Apr 1st | 70 Comments
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Posted by LindsayS Apr 1st 2008

I KNEW IT!


Posted by shewhomustnotbenamed113 Apr 1st 2008

2nd XD! and that's cool


Posted by rooon Apr 1st 2008

: ) LOL!!!!!!!


Posted by xxsandyy Apr 1st 2008

I was WONDERING when someone would grow the cajones to report this scandal.


Posted by thepottertwins Apr 1st 2008

hahaha!! very funny mugglenet!


Posted by freds_widow Apr 1st 2008

You guys are great. This is great. Great great great.


Posted by Emi_5 Apr 1st 2008

oh well you know those Weasley kids.......hahahahah


Posted by Grey Apr 1st 2008

ahahahhah


Posted by peroxwhy_gen Apr 1st 2008

Oh Ginny, how dare you report that? God, Aberforth gets our goat fighting league exposed and now you do this? I can't win for losing!


Posted by soren121 Apr 1st 2008

Dude...Ginny takes steroids?...that explains why Harry loves her so much... >:D


Posted by xLuna_Lovegoodx Apr 1st 2008

Haha! Top ten! Lol very funny!


Posted by YodaDumbledore Apr 1st 2008

Good for you Ginny!


Posted by redfreckles Apr 1st 2008

Ginny!! gasp! Finally Emerson reporting something! but how dare she dirty the name of weasley!


Posted by Dragon_queen4ever Apr 1st 2008

tsk tsk quidditch steroid users, you are a disgrace to the sport and all it stands for....X)


Posted by rooon Apr 1st 2008

Ginny looks so pretty in that pic!


Posted by jedi_anegram Apr 1st 2008

Dang it! I knew I shouldn't have have the drug test done...


Posted by tiassa Apr 1st 2008

Yay, Emerson made one too(does this means the micah-andrew battle is over?I won't be suprised, its hard to top micah's). Now I can go to sleep quietly and see the end of this in the morning. Keep them rolling MuggleNet and thanks for the great day.


Posted by HPBESTEVER_clau_pink Apr 1st 2008

I actually started to believe the first ones until I read the comments....I was like...god I'm stupi!...hahahah...good one you guys!!!


Posted by istop4nargles Apr 1st 2008

oh my gosh, i love you emerson. this story has been crying to be told, and finally you have put it out there for all to see! good for you! XD just kidding, tho it is a pretty good one.


Posted by xoxoshannonxoxo Apr 1st 2008

omg...all of these are sooo funny!!! Especially the one with kreacher and the White House lol :-)


Posted by Kate_Loves_Harry_Potter Apr 1st 2008

you guys are pretty much fantastic :D


Posted by sillalou0520 Apr 1st 2008

expect surprises? interesting... and shouldn't it be Ginny POTTER now emerson? =)


Posted by hpwiz812 Apr 1st 2008

lol i KNEW it!


Posted by tiassa Apr 1st 2008

you're right of course ,sillalou0520, you'll think after everything he said he'll remember her name change.


Posted by pizzapple Apr 1st 2008

oh the shame!! and to think, i used to look up to her!


Posted by REMiHEARTSRUPERT Apr 1st 2008

Nice tiassa!! AH I heart mugglenets april fools day jokes I HATE the one that was played on me todday.


Posted by treybunney Apr 1st 2008

crap! i tottaly believd them!


Posted by halfbloodprincess96 Apr 1st 2008

REMIHEARTSRUPERT, you think you hate the joke played on you today. my extremely annoying little sister woke me up very rudely. it was probably seven or eight in the morning, which is about three hours before i usually get up and i was in a dead sleep. she took all of the ps2 games and the cases and chucked them at my head as hard as she could. i couldn't go back to sleep and i am still tired. but anyways, the steroids thing was pretty funny. i like the little cartoon at the bottom of the pictire. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY ---from, samantha :.b


Posted by mndhp Apr 1st 2008

Veeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrry funny, Emerson. I just had the worst day and was really sick and I finlly got online and this greeted me!! Amazing! I fell out of the seat and my mom thought I was crazy for a minute there. Love you guys, great April Fool's Posts EVER!


Posted by saphire194392 Apr 1st 2008

yay! Go Emerson!! very very funny


Posted by trustsnape7 Apr 1st 2008

emerson, you are excellent.


Posted by snapeluver1777 Apr 1st 2008

darn! That is why she is so good! You guys are very funny! Makes me smile!


Posted by snapeluver1777 Apr 1st 2008

darn! That is why she is so good! You guys are very funny! Makes me smile!


Posted by nickb Apr 1st 2008

flippin hilarious!!!!! This ones my favorite, apart from Micah's Goat one!


Posted by FeelTheMusicNat Apr 1st 2008

Mugglenet


Posted by rebel_hermionex7 Apr 1st 2008

They HAVE steriods in the wizarding world!? Hehe. I am a fan of the Fudge Sex Scandal. And Kreacher wins presidentail election? Too funny. Happy Birthday to Fred and George Weasley, anyway.


Posted by FeelTheMusicNat Apr 1st 2008

Ouch. It cut my post off. This is great. Everything is great. Thanks for making my day :).


Posted by ginnyweasleypotter Apr 1st 2008

Mugglenet is brilliant. April Fools day was pretty mild for me otherwise, then I check mugglenet, and the first thing I see is the Fudge sex scandal. LOL, made my day.


Posted by 62442MAGIC Apr 1st 2008

YAY! Happy April Fools day everyone! Since I have not had any jokes thus far today, all these "stories" are a hoot! Mugglenet made my day! Thanks you guys, you're awesome! And now I can reward myself with a "news story" after finishing each homework assignment, since I have a ton today! (boo hoo on the hmwk, but YAY! for the "news"!)


Posted by BeeHermione Apr 1st 2008

Yikes. Just, uh... yikes.


Posted by stargazerlois Apr 1st 2008

I thought the wizarding world was free of muggle problems. Hormones - well that explains Victor Krums quick wits.


Posted by verona Apr 1st 2008

Thank you Emerson. This is brilliant!


Posted by nyrin Apr 1st 2008

Knew it :P


Posted by heronxobsessed74 Apr 1st 2008

This is the best one yet!! That's hysterical. Thanks for a good laugh, MN!


Posted by trueligth Apr 1st 2008

If this is true I only one thing to say..."We are all humans and drugs are dangers in this round or in the magical one." But because I know this some kind of prang is a good one drugs came enter in any world the real one or the magical one.


Posted by rabbitanimagi Apr 1st 2008

Ginny Weasley!! Not so innocent, now are we? This is all because Harry is with Hermione now, isn't it? *Shakes head in disappointment* First your brother Percy was a complete dufus about what Fudge was up to...And now you're the one at fault? You Weasleys are certainly getting yourselves in a mess of trouble lately...*Sighs* I can only imagine what kind of trouble Ron, Bill, Charlie, and George will be getting into later...Especially George...*Shudders at the thought* Anyway, these stories are great, and I like playing along with them...I was certainly fooled earlier with the Harry/Hermione story, and I told it to my dad a while ago, just the Harry/Hermione one, and he believed me until I revealed that it was just a joke that fooled us here on Mugglenet...It was certainly fun, playing a prank that was played on me...I wonder what next years pranks will be, I'm certainly looking forward to them...


Posted by muggleborn444 Apr 1st 2008

loved that!!!! thanx emerson, andrew, and micah you guys rock!!! i luv april fool's day happy b-day fred & george!!!!!!!


Posted by Wizard4243 Apr 1st 2008

Thats some funny stuff lol


Posted by Stephanie_loves_hp Apr 1st 2008

Dang Roger Clemmens all over again.... lol What ever did happen to him? April Fools is awesome here everyone seems to get really onto it! lol


Posted by ginnygal Apr 1st 2008

Ha ha April fools...yes...very clever mugglenet. lol






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