Ginny Weasley exposes steroid use in Quidditch
After retiring from the world of Quidditch as one of most respected and celebrated players in the history of the sport, Ginny Weasley has written a book exposing the rampant use of wizarding growth hormone in the professional Quidditch world.She gave us a sneak peak at the tell-all exposé:
"WGH is being used to strengthen beaters so they have a better aim at their targets and make sure they take a good fall. Widespread WGH use is responsible for the increasing rate and horrifying severity of injuries sustained on the field."
When asked if any well-known professional Quidditch players are implicated in the scandal, Weasley, the Daily Prophet's Senior Wizarding Sports Correspondent, remains conspiscuously silent, promising only to expect surprises.
Posted by Emerson on Apr 1st |
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If all other sports have it why not Quidditch. Very nice ☺
no!!!!!!!!11 why ginny, i dont understand!!!!!!!!111 how could you do this to me! why!? man just dont let molly know............
this one totally takes over as my favourite over h/hr.
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Emerson posted! God ur hot Emmy (sexy names= Emerson :D)
Oh God!!! Does anyone else feel like an idiot for falling for this one at first lol!!! ....All I saw was the first story, which seemed a bit more realistic than the rest of them lol. But still, Gotta love Mugglenet!!
IDK...I expected something better from Emerson...this sounds like crap on his standards, IMO.
It's actually conspicuously, Emerson. lol :)
Ginny! I never would have expected this from you! You were a role model to me and all other aspiring Quidditch players. How could you?
But what will Ginny's husband think!? Oh, her poor family! LMAO. this was a cute joke!
You guys are simply the best :D
Er... I thought that by now, April 1 2008, Ginny Weasley should be known under another name: Ginny Potter or...?
I'm not a wizard, but can I use WGH? The thing is, I'm getting ready to join my college Quidditch leaque and may need the extra edge.
That's Ginny Weasley Potter to you, chum!!!
OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS!!! WHY IN THE HELL IS SHE USING DRUGS!! I WILL NEVER LIKE GINNY EVER AGAIN!!!
Nicely done, Emerson!
Oh jeez! Ginny, I thought you were better than that! haha! Yay, Emerson post! Woooo!
LMAO WGH...Wizarding Growth Hormone? loove it =)
In case you guys didn't notice, Ginny didn't actually say she took steroids. She just said that lots of Quidditch players do take steroids.
Ha ha I knew there was a reason they played so good
OMG! Ginny! How dare you! Does harry know about this??
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