New Wizard of the Month at JKR.com
Tarquin McTavish

1955 - present
Imprisoned for crimes against Muggle neighbour, who was discovered trapped inside McTavish's kettle.
Posted by Ciaran on Jun 30th | 79 Comments
Visitor Comments
Posted by oofa Jun 30th 2006

Um...big news. Yay. 1ST POST!!! WOOHOO!!!


Posted by sugarquill Jun 30th 2006

Okay... yeah. Why a kettle? Why not a matchbox? or a teabag? Just kidding. Well, that was big news. I bet Moody caught him. *laughs*


Posted by mollison Jun 30th 2006

Cute. I love that JKR continues to update these fun things on her website for her fans. She treats us very well.


Posted by glowing_ice Jun 30th 2006

*gasp* muggle cruelty! lol, haha, trust JKR to put something up like that! hehe


Posted by Weazley_is_MY_King Jun 30th 2006

Kewlness, but I do wish she would update her diary soon! I wanna know wut Jo's up to!


Posted by NicoleM Jun 30th 2006

Awww, I thought she was really going to update! grrr...


Posted by padfootblack13 Jun 30th 2006

Grr. Well, can't complain, can't complain. The woman is busy enough without her ankle-biting fans to nag about diary entries. ...*pouts* but i want it anyway..


Posted by whonext360 Jun 30th 2006

This is the highlight of my day!!! Except that I won a copy of marvel civil war #2 of this guy in a bet...


Posted by Nameless Jun 30th 2006

They're usually about people who WEREN'T arrested, but whatever.


Posted by Kneazle Jun 30th 2006

it's cool how she finds time to update all the small stuff on her site....when she should be writing.....*sticks tongue out* hurry up w/ book seven!! but keep feeding us interesting facts!!.......


Posted by HPFREAK7 Jun 30th 2006

cool... and kneazle is right!!! hurry up with book seven... lol.. yay top 15


Posted by YouKnowWhoIam Jun 30th 2006

Awesome! Love it! But when is she going to update her journal...or any of the other areas? When will she open the door again? I missed the WOMBATS! I'm so mad. Maybe she'll open it on Harry's birthday...


Posted by anabanana Jun 30th 2006

That's cute... but I was hoping for bigger news!


Posted by Bijoux Jun 30th 2006

What a wizard... The founder of alchemy, first minister of magic, hero to all, major magical discoverer... nope... just a guy who put his muggle neighbor in a kettle.


Posted by YouKnowWhoIam Jun 30th 2006

Leave Jo alone, I bet every one of you know someone you'd like to put in a kettle...


Posted by sami3 Jun 30th 2006

Tea Kettle...


Posted by Deuteronomy Jun 30th 2006

ouch...


Posted by thehillsx48 Jun 30th 2006

big news.


Posted by Hermioneisgorgeous Jun 30th 2006

Thats cool i guess! but I need more updates then that!


Posted by katie19 Jun 30th 2006

I love that Jo finds time to show us the "little things'' about the wizarding world. I love her!


Posted by GeorgusGirl Jun 30th 2006

Do you have to have a mugglenet e-mail address to submit news?


Posted by swedenrose3 Jun 30th 2006

I think that I need to be nicer to my neighbors. So cool that JKR gives us little updates like this. :-)


Posted by iheartmugglecast Jun 30th 2006

lol! I love these they're very funny!


Posted by persephone Jun 30th 2006

I love how Jo gives us these little updates! Putting a neighbor in a tea kettle eh? Can't say I blame him...there are some times that i wan to do that. lol.


Posted by rn362 Jun 30th 2006

U GO TARQUIN!!! WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Dumbledore's alive!)


Posted by GinnyPotter Jun 30th 2006

tisk tisk let the muggles be!


Posted by Hermione_Weasley4ever Jun 30th 2006

Jo is hilarious...In a tea kettle!! :)


Posted by grintsgrl Jun 30th 2006

i kno i love JK & she


Posted by zachattack Jun 30th 2006

I love when JK puts little updates like this! I love u Jo!!!


Posted by DarkMark Jun 30th 2006

The wizard of the month description always makes me smile!


Posted by hpjunkie Jun 30th 2006

JKR rocks! These are so hillarious!


Posted by silverlala Jun 30th 2006

Whoo wee so sexy :) I like her characters, the way they look and how she describes them because nothing can go wrong with her... that's why we luv her!


Posted by fire_whiskey Jun 30th 2006

*points finger* shame on you!


Posted by Shadowswordth Jun 30th 2006

That Muggle was my GRANDDAD! *sob*


Posted by DracoMalfoys_wife Jun 30th 2006

...uh...i dont get it!! SOMEONE FILL ME IN!!!


Posted by DracoMalfoys_wife Jun 30th 2006

oh and sorry about you grandad! :( wait are you a muggle too? or are you a muddblood? sorry about the language..*laugh* :) my terms of bad language, was muddblood...if you didnt know what i meant


Posted by DarthWhitness Jun 30th 2006

Nifty! I do think it's kind of funny that she would make a criminal wizard of the month though.


Posted by Ilovedanielradcliffe Jun 30th 2006

i collect kettles.


Posted by AlwaysOnTheRun Jun 30th 2006

You know, the Death Eaters could learn alot from McTavish. The Unforgivables have definately lost their luster, tea kettles are the 'in' now. Go Jo, and all the tidbits she adds to her site to make it even more enjoyable. Can't wait to see August's "Wizard of the Month."


Posted by sugarquill Jun 30th 2006

I love Jo! she always finds time to update little things. but leave her alone, it's cool! we all know someone we'd like to shove in a kettle, even if we're muggles. but if one of you people are a witch or wizard, i'm so jealous! i'm going to figure out a way to shove you in a kettle!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love JO!


Posted by DecemberDrops Jun 30th 2006

She's always so comical with these wizards. I love them.


Posted by Arrowing Jun 30th 2006

Tea Kettle eh? Well i bet we all know some people we want to be put in a kettle. I really find that funny. Jk is so nice doing all of those little things for her fans. I wonder when the next W.O.M.B.A.T. comes out.....


Posted by Tess_Potter Jun 30th 2006

Hmmm, what could this mean? Maybe this is her way of telling us that Voldemort will die by being stuck in a tea kettle! ;-P Hehe, that's funny! I love that Jo gives us little things that happen in the wizarding world! Haha, a tiny Voldemort in a tea kettle... *Cracks up laughing and proceeds to fall off her chair*


Posted by iheartdobby Jun 30th 2006

sweetness...muggles in kettles, cool idea


Posted by Mrs_Finnegan Jun 30th 2006

Um...Ok, Thats big news...is anybodys screen like streched out? It's really annoying...


Posted by Mrs_Finnegan Jun 30th 2006

Um...Ok, Thats big news...is anybodys screen like streched out? It's really annoying...


Posted by trevorthetoad Jun 30th 2006

all these wozards of the month are funny, but i wonder if they're important to know? i mean, they might be important to theories and clues and all that....but porbably not.


Posted by Sariza Jun 30th 2006

Has anyone else noticed that it isn't July yet???


Posted by cool_varzz Jun 30th 2006

hey urrite sariza its not July yet????how cum new wizard of da month b4 da month even starts??....neways i luv JKR 4 dis...all dis is really funny


Posted by confused Jun 30th 2006

haha.. lol






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