Here at MuggleNet, we are huge fans of love, because every Harry Potter fan knows that deep down - at its core - that's exactly what J.K. Rowling's book series is really about. So why not find your valentine today using a little Harry Potter magic? We've found some pick-up lines that might do the trick!

You may want to start with something like, "Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous!" Then again that one's kinda morbid. Make it less awkward with "If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss." Now that one's clever. She/He would certainly enjoy that one - but not as much as if you followed it up with, "Wow, when I said 'Accio Hottie' I didn't expect it to work!"

At this point if they are still talking to you, you're in business! If you have courage, the following is for high level witches and wizards only: "Though I am He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, I'll make you want to say it." Whoa! If that works you may as well follow through with, "I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I'm about to get lucky!"

Hey! Hold on cowboy (or cowgirl) things have to be taken slowly - not on a first date! You may backtrack and say something like "Nothing can put out the Fiendfyre in my heart for you." Now that's adorable! If it has the desired effect, we recommend confidently following up with, "I don't have my Invisibility Cloak, but I know I'll be visiting your restricted section."

Have any more 'Potter' pick-ups? We've got loads! We would invite you into our comments section, but we trust you to just Slytherin.

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Posted by Noah Fried
02-14-2013at 4:50 PM

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