Author Archives: Nicole

Becoming Dudley Dursley: Softie #MNBHP

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I don’t think you’re a waste of space…. Read More »

Fantastic Beasts: Gang of Pixies Kidnaps Chocolate Lab

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The American Ministry released a statement today claiming that the dog was kidnapped by a gang of pixies—just one more in a slew of incidents stemming from the breeding of beasts for the upcoming fantastic beasts film…. Read More »

Becoming Albus Dumbledore: Old #MNBHP

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Oh, weaker resistance, slower reflexes, Amycus,” said Dumbledore. “Old age, in short…One day, perhaps, it will happen to you…if you are lucky….” Read More »

Becoming Albus Dumbledore: Kind to Bullies #MNBHP

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Good evening, Amycus,” said Dumbledore calmly, as though welcoming the man to a tea party. “And you’ve brought Alecto too….Charming…” The woman gave an angry little titer. “Think your little jokes’ll help you on your deathbed then?” she jeered. “Jokes? No, No, these are manners,” replied Dumbledore…. Read More »

Fantastic Beasts: Michigan Home Overrun by Flobberworms

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Muggles have condemned a Michigan Squib’s home they believe to be infested with more than 1,000 rats and growing at 100 a day. The real story is that Flo Critter has been a Flobberworm breeder for thirty years…. Read More »

Becoming Remus Lupin: Determined to Forgive #MNBHP

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While Harry is determined to hate Snape, Lupin is determined to forgive him... Read More »

Becoming Harry Potter: Friend of Luna #MNBHP

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"You could’ve taken anyone!” said Ron in disbelief over dinner. “Anyone! And you chose Loony Lovegood?” Read More »

Fantastic Beasts: Mooncalf Breeder to Blame for Crop Circles in Mexico

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Mexican MOM nabs culprit behind Texcoco crop circles… Read More »

Becoming Albus Dumbledore: Humble know-it-all #MNBHP

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"I make mistakes like the next man. In fact, being — forgive me — rather cleverer than most men, my mistakes tend to be correspondingly huger…." Read More »

Becoming Harry Potter: The Chosen One #MNBHP

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Becoming Harry Potter: The Chosen One ~ In Harry’s sixth year, he is labeled The Chosen One because of a prophecy made when he was a baby…. Read More »

Fantastic Beasts: Boar found in China shopping mall, pixies to blame

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On Sunday, a boar was found in a children’s store in a shopping mall in China…. reports from the wizarding world seem to be laying the blame at the feet of a nearby pixie breeder.... Read More »

Jessie Spano from “Saved by the Bell” the inspiration for Hermione Granger?

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The other day I was whiling away some time watching "Saved by the Bell," and I had a sudden realization: Jessie Spano is Hermione Granger… only she was written before Hermione Granger. So is Jessica Spano, in fact, the inspiration for our bushy-haired friend? Read More »

Becoming Albus Dumbledore: Flawed in the best of ways #MNBHP

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Becoming Albus Dumbledore: Flawed in the best of ways #MNBHP ~ Dumbledore’s greatest flaw is also the best part about him... Read More »

Becoming Ginny Weasley: Hopeful despite Umbridge #MNBHP

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Becoming Ginny Weasley: Hopeful despite Umbridge ~ Ginny is able to see through Umbridge in a way Harry didn't even consider... Read More »

Fantastic Beasts: Ashwinders to blame for Yellowstone supervolcano

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Scribble Inkwell reporting from Yellowstone National Park in the US, where Muggles have discovered what they believe is a massive reservoir of magma hiding up to 30 miles below the surface of their beloved park. A local wizard and Ashwinder breeder has another theory... Read More »

Becoming Neville Longbottom: Most improved #MNBHP

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Becoming Neville Longbottom: Most improved ~ In their seven years at Hogwarts, Neville Longbottom is clearly the most improved student of them all…. What brought about this transformation in Neville? ... Read More »

Becoming Remus Lupin: Friend of strangers #MNBHP

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Becoming Remus Lupin: Friend of strangers ~ "Lupin strolled away from the bed and over to the werewolf, who had no visitors and was looking rather wistfully at the crowd around Mr. Weasley…” Read More »

Fantastic Beasts: Nifflers to blame for beach erosion

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"Fantastic Beasts" news: Nifflers to blame for beach erosion... Read More »

Becoming Ron Weasley: Prefect #MNBHP

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Why would Dumbledore choose Ron? Even if he didn’t want to put the pressure on Harry, there was still Seamus, Dean, and Neville to choose from. But he chose Ron, and I think I know why... Read More »

Becoming Hermione Granger: Beautifully secure #MNBHP

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But Hermione is still considered beautiful and is asked to the dance by Victor Krum! How does she pull this off?... Read More »