AIM Away Messages

"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the away messages that are worst for them..."

Using the Time-Turner, be back soon...Using the Time-Turner, be back soon...Using the Time-Turner, be back soon...

"Seeing away messages no one else can see isn't a good sign, even in the Wizarding World."

"Haven't I already told you that killing Mudbloods doesn't matter to me anymore, for many months my new target has been...finding a good away message."

"But.. I can't be.. aim addicted.. I'm (your screenname), just (your screenname)!"

Fluffy ate me.

Dear %n,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to read my away message.  Leave your Owl number and I will get back to you ASAP.

Be Right Back, just blowing up my aunt... What? It's just a hobby..

Worthy Away Messages
Submitted by Fans

Sorry, there seems to be an elf on my bed urging me to never return to school. Something about He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named or something...Be right back...  - Livvie

Fear of the away message only creates fear of AIM itself . . .  - EmBaBy 

Now if you two don't mind I'm going away before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, instant messaged.  - elysewait

A Basilisk stole my other away messages, be back when I get them back  - Justin

You have reached the offices of the Supreme Lord Voldemort. His Exquisite Evilness is in a meeting with his Death Eaters, crafting deviously sinister plans for the demise of one Harold Potter. Please try again after the All Powerful Dark Master has conquered the Earth. Thank you and have a nice day.  - parkiv

My homework's eating my dog  - Danielle

Sorry, I'm busy trying to come up with horrific ways to maim Professor Umbridge. - Queen Shadow

I'm either,
1. Thwarting Lord Voldermort's latest attempt to kill me
2. Killing a Basilisk
3. Freeing a convicted prisoner that happens to be my godfather
4. Winning the Triwizard Tournament
5. Going to the Ministry of Magic without permission on horses that only me, Luna Lovegood and Neville can see.
- Queen Shadow

Lost in the Forbidden Forest, be back when I get out.  - Gilda J

My invisibility cloak has fallen over my keyboard, but I'll be back as soon as I can find the keys ...  - lunalupe

Oh honestly...doesn't anyone ever read? Obviously I'm not here right now. I'm busy reading 'AIM, A History'  - Melissa M.

Be right back, I'm in detention with Umbrige.  - Beck

I solemnly swear I am up to no good...be right back...  - LO1




If you have a good away message, please send it to Away Messages via FeedBack. If we like it, we'll add it here!  Try to make the away message funny; it will have a better chance of being listed.

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