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Harry: What the -?
Snape: Superbowl Sunday! *Headbutts Filch* Yeah!
-Sydney
Harry: *Reading on the board* 'Win a date with Tad Hamilton'
who's that?
Ron: And
and
Hermione signed up!
-Nathal
Ron: 'It's just a little
further
up my back, Harry
almost
aaah! Thanks for the scratch, pal!'
-Seph78
Harry: Ron, there's a reason you're crying
tell me?
Ron: *Cries even harder*
Harry: Ron!
Ron: *Sobbing* I have my fingers stuck in the rear end of a statue of a hog!
-Osiris
Ron: Umm, Harry
I think
Snape's mooning us!
Harry: Wow
I didn't know they put Dark Marks in two places!
-Ashlin
Ron: What the
gross!
Harry: I heard Fred and George say they were going to do something worthy of Hogwarts: A History, but sending 10,000 clones of themselves streaking through the Great Hall is going way too far!
-TRF-Chan
Ron:
I just don't understand it
Harry: Me neither
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Ron: When did Aaron Carter start going to Hogwarts?
-Wes
Harry: Orlando Bloom is wearing a skirt in his next movie
Ron: And the girls still like him! How does he do it?
-Meg
After mistakenly finding themselves in the Slytherin Girl's dorm
Ron: Pansy Parkinson starkers! I've gone blind!
No, I'm dying! It's a killing curse!
Harry: I'd be too if the prop department had forgotten to put the lenses back in my glasses
so once again I'm the boy who lived!
-Teddy
Ron: 'uosdwis i. Jawoh'? What kind of a name is that?
Harry: I think you're reading it upside down - it says 'Homer J. Simpson'.
-Alex F.
At 10:56 p.m. Christmas night, Hermione came out of the closet. Ron was surprised, and Harry was shocked. She's not gay or anything
just really good at Hide and Seek.
-Raidy
Harry: Well
I s'pose Fluffy had to go to the loo somewhere
Ron: The bad thing is, this passage is the only way back
-Paw-paw
Ron: Hey, Harry?
Harry: Yeah?
Ron: If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
-Jodie
Ron: I think I need to borrow your glasses, Harry
Does that say 'Enemies of Cher beware'?
Harry: She never fooled me for a minute. She was horrible at dressing like a Muggle
-Jaime and Brannan
Ron: What the bloody hell was that?
Harry: I believe it was Janet and Justin pulling another one of those 'wardrobe malfunction' deals
*Both stare*
-Satine
Ron: Harry, not to be rude or anything
but why have you got your hand down my robes?
Harry: Astronomy homework, Ron
mapping Uranus
-Zodiac
Ron: That's supposed to be Sirius Black?
Harry: I'm not sure
Ron: He kinda looks like he had a wardrobe malfunction
-Langly
*Snape walks by*
Harry: Good thing we're under the Invisibility Cloak, otherwise that hook-nosed git would see us
Ron: *Squints* We're not wearing it, Harry
*Snape walks back*
Snape: Even if you were wearing it, it doesn't stop sound
Harry and Ron: *Silence*
Snape: 67 points from Gryffindor, Potter, for lack of common sense
*trots off*
-Dudette
Eric's Captions
Ron: 'Er... Harry? Don't you think that floating handguns are a little too blatant, even for them?'
Ron: Hhhhaddishooo!
Harry: Ron, watch it!
Ron: Sorry, Harry... I guess I'm allergic to synthetic silk undergarments afterall...
Harry: ...What?
Ron: Harry? Do you think... maybe we should tell Hermione?
arry: No... by the time she believes us they'd've already succeeded!
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House-Elf: Aren't we tired of having to question our loyal job?
Other Elves: Yeah!
House-Elf: Aren't we tired of opening drawers, folding clothes, pushing in chairs, flossing the students' teeth, cleaning their toes, making the beds, and picking up after them only to find that that Mudblood Hermione Granger has left us a little surprise to set us free from our favorite pass-time?
Other Elves: Yeah!
House-Elf: - And what are we gonna do about it?
Other Elves: Get'er!
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