en-us http://mugglenet.com/cc/ This weeks Caption Contest winning captions http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Homer: 'Mmmm... Horcruxes.' Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7369&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Comic Book Guy: 'Worst. Caption Contest. Ever.' Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7370&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Comic Book Guy: *Thinking* We are so going to be sued... Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7371&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Comic Book Guy: 'Longest. Line. Ever.' Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7372&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ At the Springfield release of DH: Lisa: Oh, I'm so excited for midnight! Marge: It's so nice to see children reading again! It's like the Little House books, only British! Homer: Is there going to be donuts, Lisa? Lisa: I don't know, Dad. Probably not. Homer: Magical donuts? Lucky Charms? Lisa: No, and no. Magic is fictional... everyone knows that! Comic Book Guy: *Shocked* Magic isn't real? *Faints, and a Butterball Turkey falls out of his shirt* Homer: Oooh! Are you going to eat that? *Bends down and starts eating* Nom nom nom... Lisa: DAD!!! Homer: WHAT? It's only Hagrid's flab! It's not like I'm stealing... Comic Book Guy: *Comes to* HEY! Who stole my flab? Homer: Eep! *Runs* Maggie: Suck, suck. Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7373&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Comic Book Guy: 'Worst. Caption. Ever!' Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7374&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Flanders: 'Wait, shouldn't I be opposed to this?' Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7375&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ For all those who were wondering, Homer is obviously dressing up as Harry's conga-dancing, chest-dwelling monster. Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7376&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Comic Book Guy: *Dressed as Hagrid* 'A witch with a unicorn horn? A snake in a tuxedo? Ugh, do these people even read the books? I haven't seen such terrible costumes since Batman and Robin.' Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7377&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Half-Blood Prince after the recent cuts to the visual effects budget. Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7378&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Seamus and Dean: *Laughing* This show is bloody brilliant!!! Harry: *Walks in* The Simpsons? You guys watch Muggle Television? Seamus: Muggle tele-whata? Dean: This is The Shunpikes! Harry: *Walks away, mumbling* Huh... Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7379&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Comic Book Guy: Hey, you, nice horse butt. Skinner: What did you call me? And watch where you're swinging that broom, you hairy oaf! Comic Book Guy: *Hurt* Stupid horse thinks I'm a Squib. This is a Nimbus 7,892. Skinner: I am not a stupid horse, I am a centaur, way more advanced than your little brooms. Robbie Coltrain's Hagrid: *Walks up* Hey, Bane, what's cooking? Skinner: Mars is bright tonight. Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7380&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Yeah, we're not really sure what happened either. Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7381&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ It was only after everyone turned yellow, Dumbledore was turned into a baby, McGonagall grew a horn, and Hermione shrank several inches that Hagrid realized the 'Simpson Spell' he'd been taught by that hooded stranger might not have been a good thing... Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7382&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ When Neville arrived at Luna's family reunion, he realized he was in way over his head. Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7383&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Matt Groening: Alright, James, win me over. James L. Brooks: *Shows Matt a screenshot of an upcoming episode* Matt: *Raises an eyebrow and looks to James with disdain* We're ripping off Harry Potter... James: *Nods, smiling brightly* Matt: AGAIN! James: *Nods, his smile begins to fade* Matt: *Shrugs* Well the first one did suck, and it's not like we have anything good coming up anyway... Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7384&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Hagrid: Hey, it's one o' the centaurs from the Forbidden Forest! Foaly: No, I'm actually part of LEP. You know, from Artemis Fowl. Hagrid: Nah, I'm pretty sure you're from Harry Potter. Foaly: No, I'm from Artemis Fowl. Hagrid: I remember you from the Forest. Ain't he a centaur from the Forbidden Forest, Hermione? Hermione: Yes, it appears so. Foaly: *Grumbling* D'arvit! A character from Artemis Fowl is finally in a caption, and he receives no recognition or respect! Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7385&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Hagrid: I can't believe they're actually letting us into the Hufflepuff Common Room. Hermione: Who knew it was in Springfield all along... Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7386&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ A Choir: *Singing* Something wicked this way comes... Homer/Basilisk: D'oh! I mean... 'Oy! Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7387&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Guy in the Back: Why are we in line? Hermione: This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see the room of unpicked captions. Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7388&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Comic Book Guy: 'Oh, I see how it is. Just because I have big bones, I'm Hagrid, huh?!?' Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7389&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Homer: Hee hee, a donkey's butt! Marge: That's a hippogriff. Homer: Hee hee, a hippogriff's butt! Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7390&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Radio Host: 'Well, folks, whaddaya know? A strange crowd of funny dressed people is growing, just outside King's Cross Station. Come to think of it, funny people show up here every year on this day. I've seen that big guy before, and the unicorn lady. Bearded baby's new, though...' Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7391&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Edward Cullen: *In orange shirt* 'Wow, look at all these Harry Potter fans. I don't understand what the big deal is. Why would so many people ever become so obsessed with some fantasy book series? What's so great about it? I would never take part in such a silly ordeal.' Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7392&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Lisa: You do realize Hagrid couldn't use brooms? Comic Book Guy: *Sarcastically* Yes, and Nagini didn't have legs, unicorns aren't women, Dumbledore wasn't one foot tall and Harry Potter wasn't a girl. Lisa: ...Touche. Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7393&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Mr. Weasley: *Observing* 'So these are Muggles in their natural habitat. Fascinating...' Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7394&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ The Simpsons at Portus 2008. Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7395&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Bart: 'And, here we have yet another total rip off of Harry Potter!' Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7396&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Homer: Think about it, Marge! Wizards might be real! Guy in Center: Obliviate! Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7397&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Everyone lines up to get the antidote to the Simpsonius Potion that was slipped into their pumpkin juice for a bad joke by Peeves. Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7398&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2008&month=5&day=4 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Harry: *Wakes up in the middle of the night sweating.* Ron: What is it, Harry? Harry: I just had a bad dream... I think it was a sign. Ron: What was it about? Harry: I dreamt that we were all portrayed as oddly-drawn people with yellow skin... Sat, 10 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=7399&mode=i