en-us http://mugglenet.com/cc/ This weeks Caption Contest winning captions http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2009&month=11&day=8 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Things were quite different at Hogwarts ever since Dumbledore made the professors deduct points using long division. Snape: 'Okay, carry the four...' Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=8499&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2009&month=11&day=8 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Bellatrix: *Whispers* Make the Unbreakable Vow! Snape: May I suggest a compromise? How about I make the... *Alan Rickman pause* ...Breakable Vow? Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=8500&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2009&month=11&day=8 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ From the producers of 'Jon & Kate Plus 8', TLC presents: Bellatrix and Snape Plus an Ape. Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=8501&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2009&month=11&day=8 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Snape: They're calling it a 'flash-forward'? Bellatrix: That's what I heard. Snape: Well, I didn't have one... Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=8502&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2009&month=11&day=8 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Bellatrix: You kill Dumbledore. Snape: *Makes expression in picture* Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=8503&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2009&month=11&day=8 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ The new Snape waxwork was attracting all the wrong attention. Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=8504&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2009&month=11&day=8 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Bellatrix: C'mon, Severus, you know you want to... Snape: Fine, but only one chili cheese dog. And don't tell Minerva - she has me on this 'salad diet'. Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=8505&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2009&month=11&day=8 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ 'Oh, so Burger King's double cheeseburgers are bigger than McDonald's. We have to do something about that! Wormtail, get your french maid costume and three or four packs of lightbulbs.' Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=8506&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2009&month=11&day=8 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Bellatrix: 'Wow, the Dark Lord was right... your skin is flawless.' Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=8507&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2009&month=11&day=8 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Severus: It was you? You killed Sirius Black? Bellatrix: Yes. The wedding was held two weeks later. Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=8508&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2009&month=11&day=8 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Snape: You're not Lily. Bella: I know, but wasn't that love potion fun while it lasted? Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=8509&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2009&month=11&day=8 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Bellatrix: I'm sorry. I just don't think your scar looks like a lightning bolt. Snape: Oh, what do you know, anyway? Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=8510&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2009&month=11&day=8 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Snape: Three words. Breath. Mint. NOW. Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=8511&mode=i http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/archive.php?year=2009&month=11&day=8 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/ Bellatrix: Is your patronus really a doe? *Snickers* Snape: ... Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0600 http://www.mugglenet.com/cc/search.php?key=8512&mode=i