Things were quite different at Hogwarts ever since Dumbledore made the professors deduct points using long division. Snape: 'Okay, carry the four...'-David
99 votes say 3 Galleons 4 Sickles 2 Knuts.
Bellatrix: *Whispers* Make the Unbreakable Vow! Snape: May I suggest a compromise? How about I make the... *Alan Rickman pause* ...Breakable Vow?-Sam
92 votes say 3 Galleons 7 Sickles 4 Knuts.
From the producers of 'Jon & Kate Plus 8', TLC presents: Bellatrix and Snape Plus an Ape.-Mollie
87 votes say 3 Galleons 1 Sickles 15 Knuts.
Snape: They're calling it a 'flash-forward'? Bellatrix: That's what I heard. Snape: Well, I didn't have one...-Sean
78 votes say 2 Galleons 10 Sickles 15 Knuts.
Bellatrix: You kill Dumbledore. Snape: *Makes expression in picture*-Elvendork17
77 votes say 2 Galleons 7 Sickles 8 Knuts.
The new Snape waxwork was attracting all the wrong attention.-Phill-Luvs-Luna
99 votes say 3 Galleons 6 Sickles 23 Knuts.
Bellatrix: C'mon, Severus, you know you want to... Snape: Fine, but only one chili cheese dog. And don't tell Minerva - she has me on this 'salad diet'.-Notwen
91 votes say 2 Galleons 13 Sickles 17 Knuts.
'Oh, so Burger King's double cheeseburgers are bigger than McDonald's. We have to do something about that! Wormtail, get your french maid costume and three or four packs of lightbulbs.'-Charlie
72 votes say 1 Galleons 15 Sickles 28 Knuts.
Bellatrix: 'Wow, the Dark Lord was right... your skin is flawless.'-Sydney
86 votes say 3 Galleons 2 Sickles 1 Knuts.
Severus: It was you? You killed Sirius Black? Bellatrix: Yes. The wedding was held two weeks later.-Emily
127 votes say 4 Galleons 5 Sickles 2 Knuts.
Snape: You're not Lily. Bella: I know, but wasn't that love potion fun while it lasted?-Glen
101 votes say 3 Galleons 10 Sickles 5 Knuts.
Bellatrix: I'm sorry. I just don't think your scar looks like a lightning bolt. Snape: Oh, what do you know, anyway?-Sydney
73 votes say 2 Galleons 11 Sickles 6 Knuts.
Snape: Three words. Breath. Mint. NOW.-Angi
74 votes say 3 Galleons 4 Sickles 17 Knuts.
Bellatrix: Is your patronus really a doe? *Snickers* Snape: ...-8thWeasleyKid
