2. Fanfiction is NOT on the menu. I serve only well-researched editorials which clearly state character theories and observations. Leave the steamy stuff at home.

3. Only sound--and legal--pairings will be discussed in my shop. I will not consider articles that support Hagrid and Dobby's compatability, for example; nor will I consider theories suggesting an underage witch, such as Hermione, is the perfect match for Prof. Lupin. I can already hear the moans from those of you who ship the Giant Squid and Aragog; I suggest you take this kind of conversation over to the Hog's Head, where it will be appreciated.

4. All selections have been screened by the Ministry of Good Taste (aka the editors) to ensure the above guidelines are met. If you have an article you'd like to submit, please send it as you would any other editorial, through the feedback form.

5. Please do not pepper me with owls asking why your submission isn't listed...you may find their droppings in your next pasty.

Bon Appetit!
Madam Puddifoot

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