Providing a warm and inviting atmosphere to discuss all of your romantic theories.
No shirt, no shoes, no cuppa.
2. Fanfiction is NOT on the menu. I serve only well-researched editorials
which clearly state character theories and observations. Leave the steamy stuff at home.
3. Only sound--and legal--pairings will be discussed in my shop. I will not consider articles
that support Hagrid and Dobby's compatability, for example; nor will I consider theories suggesting
an underage witch, such as Hermione, is the perfect match for Prof. Lupin. I can already hear the
moans from those of you who ship the Giant Squid and Aragog; I suggest you take this kind of
conversation over to the Hog's Head, where it will be appreciated.
4. All selections have been screened by the Ministry of Good Taste (aka the editors)
to ensure the above guidelines are met. If you have an article you'd like to submit,
please send it as you would any other editorial, through the
Please do not pepper me with owls asking why your submission isn't listed...you may find their
droppings in your next pasty.
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