Hermione: Legendary Heartbreaker and Cause of Trouble


I was looking through some HP sites and reading theories about the big question: "Who will hook up with Hermione?" Since we all know that names are very important to JKR, I checked out some Greek mythology sites as well and came up with a little theory.

In Greek mythology Hermione's promised in marriage first to Orestes and then to Neoptolemus (See where The Matrix staff got their ideas from?). As Orestes goes insane (his mum killed his dad so he had to kill her in turn to avenge his dad. Sadly, killing your mum was also a crime in the eyes of the gods, so Orestes got hunted down by some evil spirits), Hermione is given to Neo against her will. As Neo's queen, she's jealous of his mistress Andromache and plots to kill her, but fails. Orestes then comes to reclaim her when Neo's out of town, and she follows him willingly. Orestes makes her his queen and later kills Neo in an argument over her.

Hmm, how can we translate this into HP?

Let's say Orestes = Ron and Neo = Harry because:
Neo was, according to a PROPHECY, the ONLY ONE who could make the Greeks win the Trojan War. He was fetched from his home by Odysseus (The great and WISE hero = Dumbledore) and PHOENIX. He killed a long list of "bad guys" and finally theKING of Troy (Voldy, although the King of Troy wasn't evil; he just happened to have a handsome son who made a neighboring king mad by stealing his wife)and his heir (Bellatrix?).

Okay, so first JKR "promises" Hermione to both Ron and Harry (giving hints that both relationships are possible) Ron doesn't realize that he has feelings for her, so Harry gets her (end of Book 6?) Hermione then has to compete for Harry's affections against Luna (who's obviously showing an interest in him) and is mean to her (it's also quite plain that Hermione doesn't like Luna). Meanwhile, Ron realizes he loves Hermione, betrays Harry and claims her. Harry dies because of Ron's betrayal (or mistake, e.g., Ron and Harry fight over Hermione and a surviving Death Eater hits Harry in the back with a curse that kills him) (end of Book 7, after having killed Voldy).

As for Ron betraying Harry, I got the idea at HP Prognastics. I think it's really interesting and original, there's definitely been tension between them in the first 5 books and something (like Hermione's affections) might just tip the scale in the wrong direction for a while (a bit Pearl Harbor-y). If so, I'm sure there'll be a nice reconciliation death scene between the two where Harry makes a speech about how Ron must take good care of Hermione, etc. Very tragic and powerful, something about good prevailing even though he dies and blah, blah, *hysterical sobbing from all the readers and the WB people who won't be able to make money from bad sequels.*

Okay, here's a literature analysis exercise for you: there is a bunch of very weak arguments in this article, a lot of plain speculation and soggy argumentation in general. I'm fully aware of this. Now, I'd like for you to find them and give me the arguments against what I just said.

Good luck!
Maline

11/16/2003

Discuss this article in the forums.

If you'd like to contact Maline, you may do so in the forums.


Click here to go back to The North Tower main.





Translate


MuggleNet is an unofficial Harry Potter fan site. Please email us if you have any questions or concerns. MuggleNet's original layouts were designed and created by Navy. All subsequent layouts by Dylan Spartz.

© 1999-2009 MuggleNet.com. All rights reserved.

Privacy Policy | COPPA Policy | Feedback | Credits
Random Addresses

942 muggles currently online







Poll
If you had the chance, would you leave your muggle life behind and join the wizarding world?

Updates
Today's Updates
· Updated Crazy Caption Contest [November 1]
· Added Ultimate Edition DVD section [November 1]
· Added MuggleCast Episode 180 Transcript [November 1]
Recent Updates
· Updated Fan Art [October 31]
Mail

Quotes
We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us.

George Weasley
Prisoner of Azkaban, Chapter 4, Page 63

See Another Quote
Big News
(10/01) - Happy 10th Birthday, MuggleNet!
(9/30) - HBP breaks $300 million mark in US
(9/25) - JK Rowling is now a Twitter user!
(9/17) - SS and COS Ultimate Editions arriving December 8th too
(9/17) - HBP DVD to hit U.S. stores on December 8
(9/15) - Wizarding World to open Spring 2010, rides confirmed
Release Dates
The Exhibition,
Boston opening:

October 25th, 2009
Half-Blood Prince DVD:
December 8th, 2009
Wizarding World:
Spring 2010
Deathly Hallows, Pt 1:
November 19th, 2010
Deathly Hallows, Pt 2:
July 15th, 2011

Advertisement