The Wall of Shame
Over the years we've gotten some pretty stupid emails from people, and we even saved some of them for you to laugh at.
Emerson made this page, so those are his immature comments at the bottom of the messages. None of these are made-up, but some are edited for language.
Note: I appreciate your concerns, but I'm being completely honest when I say that I find all this mail -- both positive and not -- highly amusing and quite entertaining to read. I'm not offended or upset, so you needn't worry about me. Thanks for caring though!
whY don/t u do us all a favor and die cuase hary potter is gay.go smoke some floo powder u friggin fairy.
Reading things like this I begin to lose faith in the human race.
HOw DARE you compare one of the best pieces of litature to a
little kids movie, and devote a whole website to it? ok there may be some
things alike between the lord of the rings and harry potter but thats
because the writers of harry potter ripped some things off. the lord of the
rings isn\'t just a fantasy it also has meaning and depth too, unlike the
kiddie movie harry potter. i mean come what the hell is your problem?
honsetly all that harry potter is a piece of crap that is a lord the rings
rip off. so i must request that you take down this site and maybe actuly
look for the meaning behind the lord of the rings and not just the stuff
that appels to little kids.
Oh my gosh, you're right! How could I ever have been so stupid? Why would anyone even think about making a site about something other than Lord of the Rings?
Dear J.K. Rowling,
I have a very important question! Now you may not want to hear this ..but I really would like if you would send me an email back with the answers to the question I\'m about to ask you.
Now , for the questions , What made you want to write about satanic things? What do you have against the Christians ? Why are you making these books to try to turn everyone away from God?!?! Why\'d you make the Christians the bad people?
Why do you want your books to be about evil!?! Thank you for your time .. and please email me back
I suppose actually reading the books would be out of the question...
Hello Muscle palace Rupert's mail address it appears not to be being positively.
nya The inside inside the cotton 3 all helped the mail does not see anh ass
why .... And reply it entrusts certainly . I language ardency maybe too much
without ? It peels anyhow and phyey the use method petty egg it lights and it
gives. Only is like thatGoodbye
Lather, rinse and repeat. Got it.
HOW DARE YOU compare this stupid movie with jrr tolkiens epic masterpiece?????? you suck the movie of harry potter is a disgrace! it has no point and no feeling behind it so how can you say they are even equal?????????????? LOTR RULZ. u can just go kiss ant orc!
I do have a little thing for ant orcs. *blushes and giggles*
Hello Mr. Emerson,
You are going to hell for your satanistic rituals. You might be sexy
that is no reason to defy GOD. I will laugh at you when you are down
hell eating pineapples and I in up in heaven being sexy.
Wow! I'm sexy and I get free pineapples! How cool is that??
Dear King Arthur,
Why do you hate Harry Potter? I liked your storys a lot until I found
out about your rude actions toward Harry. You should learn more about
The Boy Who Lived. Try going to www.mugglenet.com
I'll have to check that site out, thanks!
Excuse me mister know it all! You thing youre the biggest harry potter fan! Will your not I AM!!!!!!!! So stop thinking your a great harry potter fan! I AM!!!!!!! YOUR NOT!!!!!!!! So I have the following requests. I want you to close this site. I want you to write me back saying that I AM the biggest harry potter fan and your not. I want you to write an apology letter to everyone who has visited this site for making them think you were the biggest harry potter fan. That Is all.
Proof that Harry Potter fans are not immune from stupidity.
what the hell is with you people!!!!!!!!! u are all obsessed with this stupid movie and book. you brainwashed my friend. she's like in love with harry f****** potter and oliver wood. i say oliver (what a gay name) and harry can go to hell!!!!!!!!! I actually liked the movies until i saw this web site!!!!!!!!!!! the only good thing about u is u like good music..... except for steve. steve u pansy!!!!!!!!!!! people like you make everything worse...... FAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I know why Tigers eat their young. Eesh.
THER ARE NO SIMILARITES BETWENN LORD OF HTE RINGS AND HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
THE LORD OF HTE RINGS IS SOOO MUCH BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!! SO GET
A LIFE AND GO AWAY AND LEAVE US ALL ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Let's take a look at few of the finer points this letter brought up:
"There are no similarities between Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter!"
Au Contraire, there are quite a few of them.
"Lord of the Rings is so much better than Harry Potter. Get a life and leave us alone!"
Get a life and leave you alone? I see. I actually like Lord of the Rings, I don't know why so many people assume that I hate it.
Jingle bells The Harry Potter Director Smells
The cast lade a egg
JK rolling mobile lost a wheel & the smart people got away(just a hint we are the smart people)
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Ps plz tell us What you think
Hehee, I'd rather not.
i once again demand that u remove this site imediatley cause i use to like those hp books but your site has mannaged to change my mind thanx now ill remember this site as the one which changed my mind over harry potter & if it is hagrid who will die in book five well then its for the better i always liked that guy but now because of your website i am glad that the evidince that we have points mostly to him that half giant deserves to die however may i shall state I continue to read those terrible books for the reason of more info to use against you & your site
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Next time, Daniel, make sure you don't already have your full name in your signature before you try to sign a hate letter anonymously.
Im the owner of **********.com. My site is nearly as popular as yours, but I
want to get it more popular then yours. do a newspost about me,
"HI, Have you been to *********? Why dont you go now! GO TO **********.COM"
Please do this for me..... IF YOU DONT, then I WILL DESTROY MUGGLENET. I HAVE
YOUR PASSWORDS, AND IF U DONT DO A POST THEN I WILL DO IT FOR YOU... AT THE SAME
TIME AS DELETING IT!
I tried getting hits by doing that post of mine a few days ago about Dan
Radcliffe dying, but people didnt like it much, so Im hoping they'll like it on
Thanks.. REMEMBER WHAT ILL DO IF U DONT DO THIS FOR ME!!!!
And you wonder why your site isn't as popular...
I MUST SAY THAT MUGGLENOT,OH SORRY I MENT MUGGLENET STINKS.EMERSON,YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A BRAIN.YOU HAVE TO ASK OTHERS FOR A POLL IDEA!!? IM GOING TO MAKE MY OWN HP SITE AND THEN I PLAN TO DESTROY MUGGLENET.IT WONT BE HERE FOR LONG.
MuggleNet "stinks"? Did Dora the Explorer write that for you?
dear emerson i was wondering if you could tell me how dies in book 5 i know you said you wouldnt but i want to know because i dont know if i live to see book 5 i have stomache cancer and im not supposed to live more than a week i know i should be in te hospital but i dont want to be and well my birthday is june 21st so it most likely being my last birthday do you think you could fimd it in your ear to tell me
Let me go get a Q-tip and I'll get back to you if I find it.
i was unjustly banned from the chat room for 60 days because i diddnt follow the rules.
I've considered your request and have decided (based on the circumstances) to extend your ban by an additional 60 days. -Damon, MuggleNet.com
Remember guys, if you don't have anything nice to say...send it to me, and I'll make fun of you here.
Thanks for reading.