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10 Ways to Annoy Cornelius Fudge
Guaranteed to get you put in Azkaban! Er wait..he's can't do that anymore!
This list may contain spoilers!
1. Offer him peanut butter fudge that you cooked yourself, and tell him that you named
it Cornelius Fudge because its "nutty." Make sure its sticky and overdone.
2. Tell him that lime green isnt really his color, and that hes really more of a
3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him so new clothes in different, more
4. Try to get him to join a conga line with you and Voldemort and look very hurt if he
5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much more of an authoritative
6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" and sing it
wherever he goes.
7. Make up flyers containing the printed version of the theme song and hand it out to
important Ministry officials.
8. Try to get him to join S.P.E.W., because "elves are people too!"
9. Paint a scar on your forehead and hop around singing, "We were telling the truth!
We were telling the truth!" in an annoying, high pitched voice.
10. Give his bowler hat to the giant squid. If he gets mad at you, tell him that you
were just trying to show your care for all species. Make sure to stare at him with
big, puppy eyes.
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