20. Brag about how you always knew Ron and Hermione were perfect for one another.

19. Constantly go to MuggleNet just to see if the Wall of Shame: Special Edition has been updated.

18. Show them the numerous times when evidence supported R/Hr any chance you get.

17. Talk a lot about one Emerson Spartz.

16. Mention Emerson.

15. Suggest grief counseling.

14. Constantly use the world "delusional."

13. Get into heated arguments about which hints were the "anvil-sized" ones.

12. Stay at least ten feet away from them at all times, as if afraid of some disease.

11. Invite Emerson to a thread of angry H/Hr Shippers so he can publicly humiliate them.

10. Compliment Emerson on his Wall of Shame: Special Edition.

9. Write your own Wall of Shame.

8. Write tons of R/HR fan fiction.

7. Read your list of anvil-sized hints to them over and over and over again.

6. Go to threads of angry Harmony shippers and laugh.

5. Use words such as "delusional" and "anvil-sized hints" on said threads.

4. Sing songs with lyrics changed to support R/Hr.

3. Imitate angry H/Hr Shippers.

2. Send them links to R/Hr fansites.

1. Be unprofessional, arrogant, unprofessional, insensitive, unprofessional, immature, inconsiderate, unprofessional, irresponsible, unprofessional, juvenile, unprofessional, tactless, and unprofessional. It wouldn't hurt to be the Wall of Shame caretaker and founder either. Nor would it hurt to be named Emerson.