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AIM Away Messages
Harry Potter away messages to suit your AOL Instant Messenger needs!
Defeating the Dark Lord, back in a few.
I have recently Apparated and I plan to Disapparate and Apparate back to where I Disapparated from momentarily.
They say the away message chooses the wizard.
I would tell you where I am, but then I'd have to curse you.
Not here right now, but send me an owl!
Two words: Cornish Pixies
"Remember Harry, it is our choice of away message that shows who we truly are..."
"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the away messages that are worst for them..."
Using the Time-Turner, be back soon...Using the Time-Turner, be back
soon...Using the Time-Turner, be back soon...
"Seeing away messages
no one else can see isn't a good sign, even in the Wizarding World."
"Haven't I already told you that killing Mudbloods doesn't matter to me anymore, for many months my new target has been...finding a good away message."
"But.. I can't be.. aim addicted.. I'm (your screenname), just (your
screenname)!"
Fluffy ate me.
Dear %n,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to read my away
message. Leave your Owl number and I will get back to you ASAP.
Be Right Back, just blowing up my aunt... What? It's just a hobby..
Worthy Away Messages
Submitted by Fans
Sorry, there seems to be an elf on my bed urging me to never return to school.
Something about He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named or something...Be right back... - Livvie
Fear of the away message only creates fear of AIM itself . . . - EmBaBy
Now if you two don't mind I'm going away before either of you come up
with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, instant messaged. -
elysewait
A Basilisk stole my other away messages, be back when I get them back -
Justin
You have reached the offices of the Supreme Lord Voldemort. His
Exquisite Evilness is in a meeting with his Death Eaters, crafting deviously
sinister plans for the demise of one Harold Potter. Please try again after the
All Powerful Dark Master has conquered the Earth. Thank you and have a nice day. - parkiv
My homework's eating my dog - Danielle
Sorry, I'm busy trying to come up with horrific ways to maim Professor Umbridge.
- Queen Shadow
I'm either,
1. Thwarting Lord Voldermort's latest attempt to kill me
2. Killing a Basilisk
3. Freeing a convicted prisoner that happens to be my godfather
4. Winning the Triwizard Tournament
5. Going to the Ministry of Magic without permission on horses that only me, Luna Lovegood and Neville can
see.
- Queen Shadow
Lost in the Forbidden Forest, be back when I get out. - Gilda J
My invisibility cloak has fallen over my keyboard, but I'll be back as soon as I can find the keys ... - lunalupe
Oh honestly...doesn't anyone ever read? Obviously I'm not here right now. I'm
busy reading 'AIM, A History' - Melissa M.
Be right back, I'm in detention with Umbrige. - Beck
I solemnly swear I am up to no good...be right back... - LO1
Dungbombs + throwing them at filch = brb - Darius K
Feedin' Dumbledore some green stuff... brb - Davo
I'm away... see ya later, Umbridge hater! - Skylar
De-gnoming my backyard, be back in a few! - Riley
Looking for a toad... A boy named Neville's lost one. - Katydid
It does not do to dwell on AIM and forget to live. - Katie
Accio Away Message! - Charlee O.
Fresh out of skiving snackboxes, so I'm doing my homework. - bluonyxfire
If you have a good away message, please send it to Away Messages via FeedBack. If we like it, we'll add it here! Try to make the away message funny; it will have a better chance of being listed.
 
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