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PoA Christmas Song Parodies Competition
To the tune of "What Child Is This?"
Submitted by Theresa
What rat is this, so old of age,
Whose toe seems to be missing?
He’s seems to fear the cat so near
That jumps at him while hissing.
This, this is Pettigrew,
A low down traitor, through and through.
Ron, Ron you'll later learn
Your pet is an Animagus.
Behold! for Sirius Black appears
With knife in hand to stab him
But Black wakes Ron, the rat lives on;
It takes more than that to nab him.
Black: "Wormtail! You treacherous slime,
You sold out James, and while I did time,
You scampered free, beware of me--
I’m also an Animagus."
Now Lupin reads on the Map a name
Of he who all think to be dead
The Map can’t lie, so Pete was the Spy
And Secret Keeper instead!
Harry, Hermione, Ron, Black, Lupin:
"Wormtail! Your games at an end,
We know you neither as pet nor friend,
You’ll rue the day you thought to betray
James Potter, the Animagus."
To the tune of "We Three Kings"
Submitted by Shannon
We three Dursleys try very hard
To ignore that orphaned wizard.
If our neighbors should see, how abnormal is he
Our reputation would be marred.
The scar upon his head so clear
Is the reason he lives with us here.
He’s a freak, abnormal geek
But it’s his "m-word" that we fear.
When Aunt Marge came by for a stay
She teased poor Harry in every way.
Maligned his dad and mom so bad
He blew her up and she floated away.
The scar upon his head so clear
is the reason he lives with us here.
He's a freak, abnormal geek
But it’s his "m-word" that we fear.
He’d had enough, Harry chose to run
But where could he go with help from no one?
Then he fell on his rear, the Knight Bus did appear
And took him to the Leaky Cauldron.
The scar upon his head so clear
Is the reason he lives with us here.
He’s a freak, abnormal geek
But it's his "m-word" that we fear.
We three Dursleys really don't care
Where Harry went and we hope he stays there.
Don’t darken our door, please avoid Number Four
We hope he disappears into thin air.
To the tune of "Winter Wonderland"
Submitted by Cassandra
The silly thing, you didn’t listen.
Buckbeak’s mad, he was offended.
Now you’re rolling on the ground,
Cause you were a clown.
Waking up in Madam Pomfrey’s care.
Fly away on your broomstick.
Soaring high in a whirlwind.
The Dementors are around,
Now you’ve hit the ground.
Waking up in Madam Pomfrey's care.
When you’re lying there completely broken,
Bloody, bruised, and swore all around.
She’ll ask you if you’ve learned your lesson.
And you’ll say that you have for right now.
Later on, you’ll conspire,
To capture rat and liar,
The Demetors are back again,
Now isn’t that a shame.
Waking up in Madam Pomfrey’s care.
You’re in the hospital once again man,
Lying their staring at the ceiling tile.
Madam Pomfrey hands you a bedpan.
You won’t be able to get up for awhile.
Running for, you lost friend.
You capture him in your hand.
There’s dog that wants him dead.
He drags you by the leg.
Waking up in Madam Pomfrey's care.
Waking up in Madam Pomfrey’s care.
Waking up in Madam Pomfrey’s care.
To the tune of "Frosty the Snowman"
Submitted by Karen
Lupin the teacher,
Taught Defense Against Dark Arts.
With a wand and spells and a patronus,
And a box full of bogarts.
Lupin the teacher,
Wasn’t feeling well, he'd say.
Others thought it true,
But Hermione knew,
After doing Snape’s essay.
There must have been some magic
In the potion that Snape brewed.
For when he took it faithfully
His wolfish self became subdued.
Lupin the teacher,
Stopped dementors on the train.
Harry trusted him,
Got help when things grew "Grim",
But didn't know his private pain.
Lupin the teacher,
Knew the moon would come that night
But he left Snape's brew
When he saw Pettigrew,
And went out in the moonlight.
Down to the Willow,
With his wand held in his hand.
To the Shrieking Shack
Where he saw Sirius Black,
Saying Peter should be damned.
When Peter was revealed to be
The one who was a traitor,
They took him to the castle
But he escaped, saying, "See ya later."
Lupin the teacher,
Then became a savage beast.
Though he hurt not a soul
When the moon was full,
He would miss Hogwarts’ last feast.
Lupin the teacher,
Had to leave the Hogwarts school.
But Harry knew Moony
Wasn’t one bit loony,
And still thought that he was cool!
To the tune of "Away in a Manger"
Submitted by Karah
Away in a wardrobe
The boggart awaits.
Soon he will see Harry
And all his classmates.
He has no idea
Of what lies in store.
His eyes (if he has them)
stay fixed on the door.
The door is soon opened
And he must appear.
The boggart then becomes
Neville's greatest fear.
As the door opens wide
The boggart takes shape.
Everyone sees that it's
Professor Snape!
"Riddikulus!" Neville
Cries out loud and clear.
Neville no longer
Has reason to fear.
Professor Snape wears
Neville’s grandmother’s clothes.
The kids start to laugh,
Now the Boggart’s fear grows.
To the tune of "Oh, Christmas Tree"
Submitted by Tara
Oh time turner, around my neck,
Your wonders never ceasing.
Extra classes and better yet,
Buckbeak we are releasing.
McGonagall gave you to me,
The promise of Strict secrecy.
Oh time turner, the joys you bring,
My studies I'm increasing.
Oh time turner, oh time turner,
My hours I'm repeating.
The knowledge gained is interesting,
But sleep I find most fleeting.
I got shirty and smacked Malfoy.
Missed cheering charms, no time for joy.
Oh time turner, the stress you bring,
Your burden I'm lamenting!
To the tune of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Submitted by the Mother/Daughter team of Jen and Emma
Peter, the rat-fink Wizard,
Betrayed his friends and then he ran.
He framed Black for his murder,
And sent him off to Azkaban.
All of the other Wizards,
Thought that Pete was blown to bits.
They never knew poor Peter,
Only lost a finger-tip.
Then one fateful, moon-lit eve,
Peter was found out.
But before Black could retort,
Pete returned to Voldemort.
Now he's back with his Master,
Set to execute his plan.
Peter, the rat-fink Wizard,
YOU belong in Azkaban!
 
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