Wall of Shame

WallOf Shame

A note from the unprofessional, arrogant, unprofessional, insensitive, unprofessional, immature, inconsiderate, unprofessional, irresponsible, unprofessional, juvenile, unprofessional, tactless, and unprofessional Wall of Shame founder and caretaker (or more appropriately, “crap-taker”… you’ll see), Emerson:

This is a collection of the dumbest, random, and most pointless letters we’ve received. Most of them were, for reasons unknown, addressed to me, so I am the one responsible for this page. You’ll have lost several IQ points by the time you finish this, but at least you’ll feel smarter!

jar said the title to Book7 on her website.. “Harry Potter and the Mystic Kettle of Nackledirk”!!!!!

– Submitted by an alarming amount of people

Sar´casm n. 1. a form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.

Yeah, she was kidding.

Now, the inductees:

Dear Emerson
Big News
How Dare You
Tell Me More
Harry Potter?
Take It Down!
Losing Faith In Humanity

Remember guys, if you don’t have anything nice to say… send it to me, and I’ll make fun of you here. Thanks for reading.

Please, please don’t waste my time with stupid emails because you actually want to be on the Wall of Shame. You’re not funny enough.

Another note from Wall of Shame founder and craptaker, Emerson:

Some of you are, by now, concerned. Either for the future of our race, or for myself with having to put up with all these mean-spirited and misguided emails. As for the latter, I consider them a nuisance but far from being offensive. Why? A 5-year-old calls you stupid and sticks his tongue out at you – are you really going to be upset? Hate mail makes up a very small percentage of the mail we receive. If anyone selects “hate mail” on the feedback form, their message goes the way of the Dodo and is never seen by another pair of human eyes. It’s a filter that we had to set up after this page was created because the “hate mail” increased tenfold and generally annoyed the heck out of us. Most of it is written by bored kids lacking in creativity who just want to be on the Wall of Shame. And as for the former? I sympathize.

One reader suggests there is a mathematical anomaly that causes a magnetic attraction between myself and idiots. It works as a “black hole” of stupidity, his theory goes, and he has designed a complicated mathematical proof to explain it: E = MC^2 + 7 (7 is the number of letters in my name).

Update: Another reader has proven the theory to be true!

That formula your friend wrote isn’t even a real formula nor does it work. E=mc2 was a relitive theory of time, not something that deals with how many stupid emails you get. Nor does changing the formula make it that way.

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