He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named


To the tune of 1985 by Bowling For Soup.


Hermione just hit the wall
Thought she knew it all
12 classes every day
Never had time to play
Her dreams went out the door
When she went to Hogwarts School
Guess she can forget
About the family business

She was gonna be a dentist
She was gonna be famous
She was gonna help others out
When they got sick and ill
The Slytherin team, is now the enemy
Looks at her muggle life
And nothing, has been, alright

Since Flammel and Binns
Way before McGonagall
There was Dumbledore and Flitwick
And Harry's parents were still alive
Her two friends, in Hogwarts
They tell her that she's too smart
But she's still preoccupied
With He-who, He-who, He-who-must-not-be-named

She's read all the spell books
She knows every line
Expelliarmus and Lumos
Even Avada Kedavra
She rocked the Yule Ball
Not a big Rita Skeeter fan
Thought she'd get a hand
From Professor Twelawny

Wears the black robe, made of cotton
And whose the dog that guarding secret rooms
When did Neville start to like her?
Whatever happened to Viktor Krum

On the quidditch team

Flammel and Binns
Way before McGonagall
There was Dumbledore and Flitwick
And Harry's parents were still alive
Her two friends in Hogwarts
They tell that she's too smart
But she's still preoccupied
With He-who, He-who, He-who-must-not-be-named

She hates Snape
Make him leave
When did Malfoy become his little pet?
And when did pixies, become a lesson?
Please make him leave!
Leave!
Leave!

And bring back

Flammel and Binns
Way before McGonagall
There was Dumbledore and Flitwick
And Harry's parents were still alive
Her two friends in Hogwarts
They tell her that she's too smart
But she's still preoccupied
With He-who-must-not-be-named

Flammel and Binns
Way before McGonagall
There was Dumbledore and Flitwick
And Harry's parents were still alive
Her two friends in Hogwarts
They tell her that she's too smart
But she's still preoccupied
With He-who, He-who, He-who-must-not-be-named

Submitted by Lacey J. and Megan E.



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