Lord Voldemort, the Evil One


To the tune of America, the Beautiful by Katherine Lee Bates


Lord Voldemort, Lord Voldemort,
I don't know what to say
I know he hugs his teddy bear
Beyond the light of day!

Refrain:
Lord Voldemort, Lord Voldemort,
Why are you so mean?
Do you have real low self-esteem
Or is it in your genes?

Lord Voldemort, Lord Voldemort,
Just be nice to your friends!
And if they think you will be nice
They'll start the black-hood trend!

Refrain

Lord Voldemort, Lord Voldemort,
I know you like to dance
But you look like someone who needs
More social acceptance!

Refrain

Lord Voldemort, Lord Voldemort,
You used to have a pet!
But that poor hamster died because
You haven't fed it yet!

Refrain

So there you go, and now you know
Lord Voldy to the core
Just make sure he thinks you're his friend
Or you won't see anymore!

Submitted by Claire



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