To the tune of We Like to Party by The Vengaboys

Defense against the dark arts
Has subjects such as boggarts
A topic whose diversity
Ain't taught at a university
Transfiguration's tougher
But this acts as a buffer
Quirrel, Moody, Lupin, Lockhart
Defense against the dark arts

This class is said to be jinxed
Teachers disposed each year
Always seem to get a new one
Now, which one is coming here?

Quirrel, Lockhart, class is about to start
Potions class is just around the corner
Lupin, Moody, time to do your duty
Try to get an A

Defense against the dark arts
Has subjects such as boggarts
A topic whose diversity
Ain't taught at a university
Transfiguration's tougher
But this acts as a buffer
Quirrel, Moody, Lupin, Lockhart
Defense against the dark arts

DADA, here what we say-ay
Herbology has nothing on this lesson
DADA, the time's at bay-ay
Try to get an A

Defense against the dark arts
Has subjects such as boggarts
A topic whose diversity
Ain't taught at a university
Transfiguration's tougher
But this acts as a buffer
Quirrel, Moody, Lupin, Lockhart
Defense against the dark arts