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Draco's Dad

To the tune of Stacey's Mom by Fountains of Wayne

Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad

Draco can I come over durning summer break? (summer break)
If I can, I promise to bake you a cake (bake you a cake)
Did your dad get back from his death eater trip? (death eater trip)
Is he there, or did Voldemort forget to give him a tip? (give him a tip)

You know I'm not that little girl that I used to be
I'm almost an adult witch now baby can't you see?

Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
But he's got long hair and that's kinda sad
Draco can't you see, your just not the guy for me
He's evil, just a tad
Ooh I'm in love with Draco's dad

Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad

Draco do you remember when I cleaned your house? (cleaned your house)
Your dad came out with a furry pink blouse (furry pink blouse)
I could tell he liked me from the way he smirked (way he smirked)
And the way he said "Where does that stupid elf lurk?" (stupid elf lurk)

And I know that you think it's all a tragedy
But since your mom stopped talking your dad could use a girl like me

Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
But he's got long hair and that's kinda sad
Draco can't you see, your just not the guy for me
He's evil, just a tad
Ooh I'm in love with Draco's dad
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad (he's really sexy)
But he's got long hair and that's kinda sad (bleached and long)
Draco can't you see, your just not the guy for me
He's evil, just a tad
Ooh I'm in love with Draco's dad

I'm in love with Draco's dad
Go away Draco can't you see, we're rather busy
He's evil, just a tad
Ooh I'm in love with Draco's dad

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